The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Section42L

  2017-06-29 01:14:52

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  grats Tools
• Toolsie

  2017-06-29 15:43:16

  ಠ_ಠ

  Hello, all.
• Crystal

  2017-06-29 15:52:59

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Yo.
• Tatterhood

  2017-06-29 15:53:16

  hi tools
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-06-29 16:06:56

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Hoy!
• Tre

  2017-06-29 16:53:09 edited 2017-06-29 16:53:25

  
  

  But stay woke
  Niggas creepin'
  They gon' find you
  Gon' catch you sleepin' (oh)
  Now stay woke
  Niggas creepin'
  Now don't you close your eyes
• Imipolex G

  2017-06-29 17:25:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo.
• Toolsie

  2017-06-29 18:41:52

  ಠ_ಠ

  boop
• Imipolex G

  2017-06-29 19:38:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  does your boyfriend know you're a booper?
  
• Toolsie

  2017-06-29 20:01:23

  ಠ_ಠ

  Not yet, but he knows that I'm a cuddler. 

  
  

  Which is great, because he is, as well. 
• Toolsie

  2017-06-29 20:14:40

  ಠ_ಠ

  I also haven't told my parents the extent of our relationship. They think we're just good friends. Which we are...
• Toolsie

  2017-06-29 23:06:47

  ಠ_ಠ

  i hate revision
• Hexartes

  2017-06-30 00:04:30

  It's me again
  
  Your worthless friend
• Princess Alice

  2017-06-30 00:07:13

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Can't you read the signs??

  
  

  ALL KEXRUCTS MUST HAVE SELF-ESTEEM

  NEXT 4 MILES
• Hexartes

  2017-06-30 00:09:37

  But I was a fool who always presumed that I would wear the shoes and you'd be the doormat!
• Klinotaxis

  2017-06-30 00:10:24

  kill living beings
  

  you presumed in the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker
• Aliroz

  2017-06-30 02:18:52

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  You know what?  We need priestesses tending the Centralia fire, making sure it will last.  Maybe throw some babies in there as sacrifices.
• Tatterhood

  2017-06-30 02:21:27

  Don't Throw Babies
  
• Klinotaxis

  2017-06-30 02:22:05

  kill living beings
  

  babies don't burn well
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-06-30 02:32:55

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Aliroz said:

  You know what?  We need priestesses tending the Centralia fire, making sure it will last.  Maybe throw some babies in there as sacrifices.

  
  Oh, god, the movie we just saw is relevant to this.
• Imipolex G

  2017-06-30 03:04:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  wave o' babies
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-06-30 03:34:40

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Throw your daughter down the well.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-06-30 13:55:48 edited 2017-06-30 13:55:57

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2017-06-29/researchers-discover-safer-earth-re-entry-thanks-to-gundam/.118082
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-06-30 14:25:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Pludonkus x Dromeciomimus
• eriophora zia

  2017-06-30 15:22:59

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Tatterhood said:

  Don't Throw Babies
  

  Gently toss them instead.
  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-06-30 15:38:10

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  They're babies, not salad. :|
• Imipolex G

  2017-06-30 23:01:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-07-01 00:43:59

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Fossilmaiden said:

  They're babies, not salad. :|

  Baby Salad is my new progressive groove metal band.
• Crystal

  2017-07-01 00:52:34

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  !!
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-01 00:55:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  staple sauce
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-07-01 01:11:21

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  
  HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-01 01:16:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  this is not the Hyrule I know
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-07-01 01:18:03

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-01 01:20:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  looks useful
  
• Anonus

  2017-07-01 01:23:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Imipolex G said:

  this is not the Hyrule I know
  

  haven't there been like 300 different iterations of Hyrule
• Odradek

  2017-07-01 01:25:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Imipolex G said:

  this is not the Hyrule I know
  

  You might like the new Zelda more than other recent ones

  
  

  You mostly just wander at your own will through a spooky land and sometimes hit octoroks with tree branches
• Odradek

  2017-07-01 01:27:22

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Hexartes said:

  I mean, I'm like ten pages in, I can only assume the confusion is part of the point. After what point would you say I should basically "get it" and if I don't I should start seriously consulting the glossary

  What did you end up doing BTW
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-01 01:27:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  My sister really likes it.
  
  I might want to try it if I weren't allergic to New Video Games.
  
• Anonus

  2017-07-01 01:51:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  wish i had the DVDs so I could get a not-washed-out capture but whatever this'll do
• Anonus

  2017-07-01 01:51:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  yes this is the avatar thread right now
• Section42L

  2017-07-01 01:57:38

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  They're probably pretty cheap at this point.
• Hexartes

  2017-07-01 02:10:43

  Odradek said:

  Hexartes said:

  I mean, I'm like ten pages in, I can only assume the confusion is part of the point. After what point would you say I should basically "get it" and if I don't I should start seriously consulting the glossary

  What did you end up doing BTW

  Oh! I finished it like two weeks ago. Really enjoyed it.
• Odradek

  2017-07-01 02:13:01

  My dreams exceed my real life

  No I mean did you read the appendices before or after
• Hexartes

  2017-07-01 02:19:47

  OH! Read the appendices after, consulted the glossary as needed.
• Tre

  2017-07-01 02:21:44

  
  

  lookin rad feelin sad
• Hexartes

  2017-07-01 02:22:20

  The appendices wouldn't have helped anyway
• Tatterhood

  2017-07-01 02:43:17

  Imipolex G said:

  My sister really likes it.
  
  I might want to try it if I weren't allergic to New Video Games.
  

  I've definitely heard the opinion expressed that it's more like 2D Zelda than the other 3D Zeldas are
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-07-01 02:45:29

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  4D Zelda when?
  
• Odradek

  2017-07-01 03:10:07

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Fossilmaiden said:

  4D Zelda when?
  

  That's just Majora's Mask
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-01 03:39:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  5D Zelda or nothing