The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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    I regret nothing!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh dear lord
  • I know right?

    [USER WAS BANNED FOR THAT PREVIOUS POST]
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Was nice knowing you, clock.
  • edited 2011-09-12 11:54:51
    Pizza Dog
    [[USER STILL BANE-ED!]]
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  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    So is this some kind of shitposting thread or what
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Actually, this one is, like, the most coherent thread on here. Usually.

    It sort of turned into Anonymous Avenue's Random Conversation Thread.
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    So how's the weather
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  • Kids with guns, kids with guns
    Taking over but it won't be long
    They mesmerized, skeletons
    Kids with guns, kids with guns
    Easy does it, easy does it
    They got something to say no to

    Drinking out
    (Push it real, push it)
    Pacifier
    (Push it real, push it)
    Vitamin souls
    (Push it real, push it)
    The street desire
    (Push it real, push it)
    Doesn't make sense to
    (Push it real, push it)
    But it won't be long
    (Push it real, push it)

    Kids with guns, kids with guns
    Easy does it, easy does it
    They got something to say no to

    And they're turning us into monsters
    Turning us into fire turning us into monsters
    It's all desire, it's all desire, it's all desire

    Drinking out
    Pacifier
    Sinking soul
    Where you are
    Doesn't make sense to
    But it won't be long

    'Cause kids with guns, kids with guns
    Easy does it, easy does it
    They got something to say no to

    And they're turning us into monsters
    Turning us into fire, turning us into monsters
    It's all desire, it's all desire, it's all desire

    Push it real, push it, push it
    Push it real, push it, push it
    Push it real, push it, push it
    Push it real, push it, push it
    Push it real, push it, push it

    Push it, push it real, push it
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    ST: Midnight Velvet was a poster on TvT who was, to say the least, pretty eccentric. She was a 15 year old crack whore mother of three (two girls and a boy, IIRC) who, after many unsatisfying relationships with men, realized she was a lesbian. Also, she was an Eskimo, but that's besides that point. She moved in with a total cougar (about 42, but from the picture she posted of her, she looked to be about 25) who helped her take care of her children and also had hot sexy make-out time with her.

    Anyway, MV's dad came looking for her, beat her lover and kidnapped one of her daughters, causing MV to have a serious mental breakdown. She tried to kill herself by eating chocolate (she heard that dogs could die from eating chocolate and thought it applied to people too, if they ate too much. She wasn't all that bright). Anywho, it didn't work, but she did get really fat.

    Anyway, she turned to TvT to help her out, and they suggested Christianity, and so she became a born-again Christian and turned her life around. This lasted for about a week before she started selling her body again for snickers bars. She moved to California (she was originally from Montana, IIRC) and became homeless, her only possessions being some tattered clothing and an old, shoddy laptop. I'm not sure what happened to her, but I'm pretty sure she was murdered in a tragic bicycle accident. Sad, really. And that's all you need to know about Midnight Velvet.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    There is a "Mark Read" button on the Categories page.
  • edited 2011-09-12 20:12:24
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I accidently dismissed "Say Hello" earlier.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is there any way you can get it back?
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Nope.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Dismiss" doesn't remove the thread from the list, AU; it just means it's not pinned for him anymore.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So that's what it does.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I used it a couple times on IJBM back when they had an insane number of pinned threads.

    But the feature is/was apparently very buggy, so they removed it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They still do. (I can still use it, because I created the Sandbox thread)

  • I find this catchy for some reason.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to love that movie's opening sequence when I was little.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Hellooooooooo... -drops pin-

    Things seem to be kind of dead here right now, huh?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    -raises the dead-
  • How is my Avatar? ^_^
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS

    We're not unreasonable; I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *hides*
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And now I'm off to bed. Good night!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Good night, Lee.

    -deploys radioactive hamsters into thread-
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Are they gonna hurt us?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm bored.

    Entertain me or die. You know, if you want to.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I choose die

    By the teeth of a thousand radioactive hamsters.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *sings*
  • *entertains CA with fire*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *calls Rob the Firefighter*
  • You know what they say, fight fire with PONY.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Or rather, roars.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    AU, you nearly made me spit soda on my laptop screen laughing.
  • edited 2011-09-13 01:07:33
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's this roar.

    It doesn't sound like a real lion's roar.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    let's go to the southern hemisphere
  • equator pun
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    alright
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Is that supposed to be, like, a placeholder?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    When do we go to the Southern Hemisphere?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    15 minutes ago
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    DID YOU KNOW REAL LIFE IS YOUTUBE
  • edited 2011-09-13 02:35:36
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    thats gay bro

    /predictable
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