The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • canada is very angry
  • edited 2017-04-01 01:17:18

    canada is very angry

    Dear Canada,

    We're sorry you have to put up with our bullshit.

    Sincerely,

    The United States of America

    PS: inb4 someone says "if you're truly sorry then you won't ever do it again"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    get a grip, canada
  • Does anyone know where this tune is from, aside from Mario's Time Machine?


  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Today is Edible Book Day. Put books in your mouth today, or regret it later.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    >:(
  • please do not eat patchouli's library books
  • kill living beings
    Dude they gave me food. Like an actual meal. I'm in shock

    Anyway hello from the customs line in going to be standing in for the next twenty minutes
  • kill living beings
    Also I'm weirdly amused by the UK being grouped with the US and everyone else instead of Europe for further travel purposes

    Yeah fuck Schengen i hate that guy too
  • kill living beings
    Nineteen minutes, so close
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I can't believe the CIA implanted memories in us of a world where Donald Trump is a viable presidential candidate who won the election. Good job guys, look forward to your prank next year
  • I've had to write my full name out so many times over the past few months that it's stopped looking like a real name.
  • "Emily Faith Snell? Who's this fucker? Oh wait, that's me..."
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    NieA_7?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Noice.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    warning, lolz
  • kill living beings
    it's been christmas for twenty hours
  • it's been christmas for twenty hours

    I literally just changed my Steam username, avatar, background, and featured badge to be Christmas-themed.
  • Tempted to rename my NaNo novel "The Angsty Gays". 

    Because that's all this story contains so far. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The Discontented Homosexuals
  • The Disgruntled Boyfriends
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The Unsatisfied Fellows.
  • kill living beings
    i set the alarm for 7 AM and then woke up just before 4 AM, which is 7 PM in my usual time zone. brain trying to kill me? who knows
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the clock on my computer is inexplicably one hour later than it should be
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Toolsie said:

    Tempted to rename my NaNo novel "The Angsty Gays". 


    Because that's all this story contains so far. 
    That's literally half of what I'm writing and have been writing for years: Angsty gays.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Angsty Gays, or Nier Automata
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Undertale: Even Angstier and Gayer Than Reasonably Expected.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    tsunderplane
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    the clock on my computer is inexplicably one hour later than it should be

    it corrected itself now, somehow

    cow
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    imo horse
  • imi cow
    imo horse
    imu sheep
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    IMHO Tep.
  • The name change station hasn't been used in a while. Have the rules changed for it or has no one needed a name change in a while?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's just that nobody's used it in a while, as far as I can tell
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    The latter.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    imiboop
  • edited 2017-04-04 06:03:58
    kill living beings
    A man named Tim Templeton (Tobey Maguire) tells a story through his imaginative point of view as his seven year old self (Miles Bakshi) who lives his days having fun with his parents, Ted (Jimmy Kimmel) and Janice (Lisa Kudrow), and wishes it to be just the three of them forever. However, one day, Tim is surprised when a business suit-wearing infant shows up in a taxi at his house and Ted and Janice proudly call him Tim's little brother. Tim is envious of the attention the baby is receiving, not to mention suspicious when the infant acts odd around him, but his parents, being blind to the baby's eccentric behavior, try to convince him that they will grow to love each other.

    Soon, Tim learns that the baby can talk like an adult (Alec Baldwin) and he introduces himself as "The Boss Baby". Seeing an opportunity to be rid of him, Tim decides to record a conversation between him and other toddlers who are over at Tim's house for a meeting (under the guise of a playdate by the parents) to do something about how puppies are receiving more love than babies. The Boss Baby and the other infants catch Tim with the recording and after a chase scene throughout the backyard and the house, the tape is terminated after The Boss Baby threatens to tear up Tim's favorite stuffed animal, Lamb-Lamb. With no evidence to support him, Tim is subsequently grounded by his parents for his actions during the chase between him and the infants.

    The Boss Baby comes to Tim and has him to suck on a pacifier that transports them to Baby Corp, a place where infants with adult-like minds work to preserve infant love everywhere. They are virtual, so they cannot be seen or heard. The Boss Baby explains to Tim that he was sent on a mission to see why puppies are getting more love than infants. He has infiltrated Tim's residence because his parents work for Puppy Co., which is unleashing a new puppy on the day that employees take their children to work. The Boss Baby also explains that he stays intelligent by drinking a "Secret Baby Formula" which enables a baby to act like an adult. However, if a baby does not drink it after a period of time, he or she reverts to a regular baby. He hopes to receive a promotion after dealing with Puppy Co.'s new puppy, but when they overhear Boss Baby's boss threaten to fire him for not bringing in information, thereby stranding him at the Templetons, he and Tim agree to work together to keep that from happening.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Where were you people when Mr. Peabody & Sherman needed the attention

    (Yes I know this has inspired derision, but it's also made money)
  • kill living beings
    in my special torture chamber where i read the bee movie script to people until they cry
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The world of Banjo-Kazooie is much more appealing than that of Donkey Kong Country to me
  • kill living beings
    for some reason that inspired me to whistle part of a donkey kong theme even though i'm in a crowded room
  • If I started a writing thread, would you guys be interested in reading my waffle?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Yes.
  • I am never here. And I never know whether to make an effort to be here more or just decide "yeah I don't fit in there" and stop popping in at all.
  • like there's probably a reason I'm never here, and I dunno if it's a matter of just forgetting to check the tab (which also happens with other sites) or a subconscious "oh I don't fit in there" thing somehow.
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