The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Calica said:

    he's an advice columnist.  i believe he coined the term "pegging"

    Pegged, you mean.
  • he was the photograph wikipedia used to illustrate a person wearing a t-shirt on the t-shirt page for a long time
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I remember that Jeffrey Rowland was the person used to illustrate some sort of disease on Wikipedia.

    I'm not sure if he still is.
  • kill living beings
    I think that was a joke on questionable content
  • edited 2017-03-09 19:35:14
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Nope, it was real, and it's still on that page.

    (It's not that bad, but squeamish people might still want to use discretion before clicking.)
  • kill living beings
    Huh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    death knell
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's still really annoying to me when people on Tumb|r put puncuati*n marks in the middle of words so they don't show up in se@rch results
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why would they do that
  • so they don't show up in search results
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    There are legitimate reasons for doing that, especially on Twitter where people word-search to find people to yell at, but on Tumblr...yeah.
  • Math
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Savage has a pretty awful track record on trans stuff, as well as other stuff like male bisexuality, so I'm not his biggest fan, myself.

    To his credit, he's gotten a lot better about the former in particular over time, and I'm not a big fan of holding stupid things somebody said years ago against them when they're clearly trying to learn and improve as a human being. He's also really on point with the vast majority of his advice.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    If you really want things to not show up in search results, add an extra syllable and two hyphens.  Walk-a-through.  Pic-a-nic. Back-a-pack.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    >pic-a-nic
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pic-a-nic basket
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    /me gives the next poster an Anonus doll

    *makes the doll talk* LIONS GATE WARNER BROTHERS HANNA BARBERA FABULOUS CASH


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    blast from the past
  • kill living beings
    i got a greek fishermen's hat, which is apparently a style of hat. the darker version would have been like being a meiji or polish soldier, but o well
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Shanghai Klino of Meiji 17
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Fabulous Cash is my conspicuous consumption-themed wrestling heel alter ego.
  • kill living beings
    what even happened in 1884
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the old west
  • when u walk away
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    CALIFORNIA KNWO HOW THO PaRTY
    CALIFORNIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

    you seem to be in a good mood today chef

    I am!
    Have yous seen the latest reviews?

    Yeah! They said your hair didn't get in the food this time!

    Not the latest reviews of cour restaruant, silly
    The latest freivews of the Chef & Waiterman anime!

    Ther'es one of those?

    Of course theres is!
    Japan has an anyime for everything these days

    Let's watch on my iPhone

    chef, this isn't an iphone
    it's a health insurance card

    topical humor!
    but here's my real iphone

    why does it havve a "STOLEN" sticker across the screen?

    i may or may not havve may not paid for it

    oh, i unederstand
    it happens tothe best of us

    anyways, now that you've seen the anime, it's nap time

    alright
    are we napping in the dining room again tonight

    no, that scared the cusotmers last time

    it's like theyve never seen a grown man in pink footie pajacmas before

    i know, right?
    anyways we're gonna napp in the parkking lot
    right under that blue sign with the picture of he guy in a wheelchair on it

    i forsee no problems with this arrangement
    i'll get the garden hose

    why use a garden hose when you could use my iphone?

    chef, that's not an iphone, that's a cinder block

    i get those mixed up alot

    yeah, i know you do
    you kept doing it at my siste'rs wedding even

    that was a little awkward
    if only  because they never told me i had to waer clothes to the wedding

    yeah i'm surprised she forogt to tput that in the invitations
    she was lucky i juts hapened to have an extra set of pink footie pajamas in the car

    they almost fit me!
    here, hold my iphone

    chef, this is an electric shaver

    so that's where that went
    i was gonna use it to shred the mushrooms for that next soup i'm making

    i thought the International Culinary Committee bannd you from making soup

    what the ICC doesn't knwo won't hurt 'em

    merry Christmas, Chef

    Happy Easter to you too, Waiterman
  • Hey UPS

    I'll admit, you did a pretty swell job telling me that the package has arrived

    However, and this is the tricky part, it does not seem that you have actually delivered said package
  • Turns out it's at my old address.

    Why... wouldn't they just use the return address I put on my package?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    siste'rs
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:
    The other one was a sequel to The Croods, but to the contrary, this actually showed some imagination and promise. I mean, Tim Minchin musical? I'm curious.
  • Cryptid Cat

    image
  • edited 2017-03-10 20:32:43
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:
    The other one was a sequel to The Croods, but to the contrary, this actually showed some imagination and promise. I mean, Tim Minchin musical? I'm curious.
    Yeah I'm sad about Larrikins

    The Croods was okay but not begging for a sequel

    That decision smacked of Katz's desperation
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I got the impression that The Croods was pretty bad, although even without that in mind, it just doesn't look like my kind of movie at all.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No it was okay

    A visual feast though
  • Yeah, it was a film that was more satisfying in terms of look (albeit more on the background look than the character front) than in terms of actual plot
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Pretty quiet around here tonight

    Well, it is Friday night, I bet everyone's out partying and socializing, as Heapers are wont to do
  • kill living beings
    i'm having spanish food, apparently
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Pretty quiet around here tonight

    Well, it is Friday night, I bet everyone's out partying and socializing, as Heapers are wont to do

    or sleeping
  • I am playing Crusader Kings 2

    very social
  • edited 2017-03-11 01:52:51
    I have spent the last hour sitting in front of my computer going "I should probably make dinner soon".

    social as heck
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    buncha losers lol
  • I also wrote a draft of a "blog post" that will probably never get posted anywhere

    (on account of how I don't actually have a blog)
  • you could use























    Medium
  • I suspect medium's math support might be, lacking
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    so is it called Medium because it's not quite large and not quite small, or because it's a psychic?
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