I’d like to remind you this fucking atrocity exists. Yes. It’s fucking My Little Pony Dilbert 3. No, it’s not even funny in a fucking terrible manner. Not only did this guy feel the need to fucking ponify Dilbert 3, the video also takes itself seriously somehow, trying to be edgy ponies or something. Fucking hell.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Grandma said the computers at her work run "Windows 9"
As a kid I would have gone all "ACTUALLY..." but thankfully as a psuedoadult I've learned to suppress that instinct
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(*clears throat, proceeds in a horribly grating and nasal voice*)
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAGICAL PRINCESS WHo WET HERSELF EVERY DAY HER NAME WAS CENTRAL ALICE AVENUE THE THIRD AND HER BUSINESS MOGUL FIANCE LOVED HER DESPITER HER INCONTINENCE THE END
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I find it strange that Intel renamed McAfee Associates to Intel Security...but kept the McAfee name on all the consumer products.
Just growing weary of it and feeling like it's not a fit for me
I feel this way about Northern Virginia sometimes, but I also have to wonder if it's just ennui in general, since I know i probably won't have it it any easier in, say, SF or LA or wherever.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I wonder how many other forums have a concept of a "personal thread", or similar
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
That's a good mental image of the man himself, but it's way more badass than the company deserves :P
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
And yeah
Time Spectrum Warner Charter Cable offers free McAfee products with an internet subscription, and I'm like, no thanks
For a number of reasons, not the least of which is that third-party antivirus software is a bad idea in general and should be avoided on modern Windows
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My self-care for the day has been a bit careless, but, like... Thin Mint cereal without milk is great, you guys. Or milk on the side, really. It's so minty~
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I feel like I should give "Guardsman" Payne a promotion but I don't know enough about military ranks to know what a good "thank you for putting up with the Princess for all these years" title would be.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's interesting how Google has gone from slight logo changes for holidays to elaborate browser games for holidays.
I feel like I should give "Guardsman" Payne a promotion but I don't know enough about military ranks to know what a good "thank you for putting up with the Princess for all these years" title would be.
Also known as El Capitán for his rock-climbing skills, fluency in multiple dialects of Spanish and Portuguese, and ability to negotiate around late edition Mac bugs without showing the slightest frustration.
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The Intermountain West is my homeland. It means a lot to me, and it hurts me that you are ashamed of it.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
is it bad that this has permanently become my mental image for McAfee, both the company and the man himself?
(I blame LGR)
Fun fact: Belize decriminalised homosexuality recently in the wake of their government becoming less shitty across the board.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Captain Payne, or Master Payne.