The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I have a pair of Finn and Jake Pop keychains, so I can't really say I dislike them either.

    I get the disdain people have for them and I will admit there's a certain sameness to a lot of their stuff, but they're accessible in a way traditional vinyl figures never were, and collecting stuff from media one enjoys is always fun

    Also there are a few that actually pull off interesting adaptations of the characters while still fitting into the aesthetic, which is genuinely impressive to me
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Some characters *points to avatar* were practically made to be POP! figures but will never get them
  • they ugly as sin tho
  • one example thereof being the figures they did for Titanfall 2

    Like, it's still a Pop figure but making it so Jack can fit inside BT like the game reflects an effort on their part to make it true to the source material, even if they could go further by not forcing themselves into the BIG HEAD SMALL BODY look
  • Anonus said:

    Some characters *points to avatar* were practically made to be POP! figures but will never get them

    same
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tamlin said:

    they ugly as sin tho


  • Crystal said:

    Nerds said:

    Karin's overall style focuses on pacing, dashing strikes and counters, and aerial attacks. Karin's fighting versatility allows her to stay on the move while setting up crushing counters.

    I'm down.

    So Yarr, you've got Karin, Kolin, and...?
    Cammy, of course
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh riiiiight.
  • Jane said:

    I wish I was good at fighting games because I universally more or less love the character designs in them.

    Imo, most fighting games don't require skill so much as they require dedication and good hardware (at least, on a non-professional level). The major element in becoming good at any fighting game is painstakingly memorizing combos so that when you manage to get an opening, you can exploit it for all it's worth, and anyone can memorize basic-to-medium combos if they're willing to waste a whole weekend on them and have a keyboard/controller that's responsive. The rest is just playing the game long enough to know when you'll have an opening against certain characters. And depending on how you play the game and what game it is, you may not even have to do too much work with combos

    Back when my computer could run SF4, for example, I specialized on a strong wake-up/okizeme game (which makes sure that, once an opponent is knocked down, they stay down for the rest of the match). And being good at that meant learning what each character will most likely do given my positioning and how they got knocked down before. If they try to dodge backwards, do X. If they try to Shoryuken (which most shotoclones will do without fail), do Y. And since my character focused more on tricky grapples and knockdowns than sheer damage output, I only ended up leaning, like, three really simple combos. And that got me all the way to B+ rank.

    And on the other side of the spectrum, there's Skullgirls, which (despite the fanservice cover) is a fighting game made specifically for fighting game nerds, and is therefore super combo heavy. I'm not sure whether it's because the userbase just has less noobs overall or because it's a three-on-three system (which, judging from my limited experience with MvC3, just generally has longer combos) because of how the online mode isn't balanced, but it's not uncommon for someone to take two-thirds or more of your life off with a minuscule chance of you breaking out of their combo. So openings are much rarer and, since opportunities to deal damage are so rare, you need combos to make the most out of them.
  • Skullgirls, despite the sheer intensity of the userbase, is a pretty good entry-level drug, if only because it's one of the few fighting games I know that has a tutorial, and it goes above and beyond by having one for every single character. 

    ...I suppose Injustice had a tutorial, but...I don't like to think about Injustice. That was an esoteric move system if I've ever seen one.

    Did you know they're making a sequel? The cast is going to be flooded with Batman characters and veiled advertisements for recent movies again, but at least they're going a bit weirder with characters like Gorilla Grodd. Also, for @Crystal


  • edited 2017-02-10 00:54:18
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I am totally unfamiliar with Injustice and Injustice 2 but hell yeah.
  • TreTre
    edited 2017-02-10 00:59:03
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    Injustice was weird because I kicked ass in it with Aquaman and Lex Luthor, which isn't a knock on Aquaman so much as just a reflection of how the combos and stuff were different than I'd come to expect from NetherRealm.

    I liked it better than MKX, though. I'm not very good at MKX, I was decent at 9 but the movement speed and health deterioration is just too goddamn fast in that one. I'll probably try Injustice 2 if we get it at home.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    As someone whose exposure to Aquaman was mostly those Filmation cartoons Boomerang ran as filler

    Aquaman gets too much shit
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aquaman is fun when they play him like Marvel Hercules and have him be a boisterous larger-than-life medieval type guy.
  • TreTre
    edited 2017-02-10 01:06:20
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    Aquaman could merk suckas in a heartbeat if he wanted, and then get a shark or an orca to feed on their lifeless body. He's a real one.

    I think that's actually the angle the movies are going with him (which is disappointing) but I like that he exerts restraint in most media. (Also, Kaldur'ahm is a fucking boss, just saying.)
  • Kolin looks to be interesting but nothing gets me off the Zangief train
  • kill living beings
    cplusplus copies so much help (don't help)
  • Injustice is a videogame (and later, a comic book series which, afaik, wasn't completely terrible) based on the bold premise of "hey guys, what if there was an alternate universe where Superman and the Justice League went all fascist and stuff?". So bold. Much creative.

    Anyways, out of the three fighting games that currently litter my Steam library, Injustice is the one I've played the least, so I can't really say much about the actual gameplay. It's pretty weird compared to the other two. Lots of focus on wall bounces and floor bounces, which, assuming that you can actually figure out how to trigger those consistently, makes the action a lot more chaotic than your standard 2D fighter. 
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I mean the problem with him in Superfriends was that they had him in every episode, so mostly he's just standing around in the background trying to see if there are any fish nearby that he can talk to
  • also without Aquaman we wouldn't have gotten Black Manta, who was neither actually black or autistic at first IIRC but became so in later iterations, which, just... yes

    I will take nuanced depictions of POCs on the spectrum even if they are villainous
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hol Horse is really fun to play in All Star Battle

    Oyukasu straight sucks though
  • I've tried Injustice a couple times. It felt.. loose I think compared to the other fighting games I've played. It's hard for me to put into words.
  • Tre said:

    also without Aquaman we wouldn't have gotten Black Manta, who was neither actually black or autistic at first IIRC but became so in later iterations, which, just... yes

    I will take nuanced depictions of POCs on the spectrum even if they are villainous

    Black Manta's pretty boss. 
  • Honestly I just didn't give a single fuck about anything story-wise in Injustice 1, and I doubt that I will for the sequel, either. The comic version of Civil War made it clear to me that things that exist for the purpose of getting superheroes to beat the tar out of each other are usually the kinds of things where plot isn't going to be worth caring about. (The movie was kind of the same way, though slightly less so because they managed to make it Not Shitty.)

    I think the thing that got me the most about Injustice was how it did health. Made it really hard to come back from a bad start to a fight, though the idea of one fight with an extended bar did give it something unique among superhero fighting titles.
  • Injustice 1 had the absolute worst story I've ever seen in a game. There are games with stories that are worse in terms of pushing bad social ideas and such, like Other M, but Injustice 1's is just poorly constructed in every possible way.
  • That health mechanic has been used before in Killer Instinct and Darkstalkers 3 though. But I haven't seen other superhero fighters use it like Injustice.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Best blonde vidgam fighter is clearly Leo from Tekken.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    no.gif
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    She is good. :|
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh wait, Leo's a girl. I forgot. She is at least not no.gif then.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    so moo

    much cow

    very bovine
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Counterpoint
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Point
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Heading to bed now. Sleep well, folkles.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    You too dork-ferret.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I hate Walmart
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    https://goo.gl/maps/L15xVfKVBMK2

    I'm still upset about this

    This used to be an Albertsons

    Why is Albertsons dying
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kappatalism
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Kappatalism is where the kappas eat people and then take their stuff.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    using MLP avatars feels wrong now
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it is a crime against humanity
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    It's snowwwwwwwwwwwwwing.
  • kill living beings
    the socialist candidate for president of france is tweeting to american scientists and engineers and whatever saying france is a great place to move
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    It's snowwwwwwwwwwwwwing.

    Bring it here! The sun is shining and it's too bright
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I hate Walmart

    The only thing Walmart has going for it right now, in my view, is that their vision center accepts my insurance
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I've learned to live with Walmart's general ubiquity and mediocrity, so I save my hate for individual stores (this means you, Potomac Mills). 
  • edited 2017-02-10 22:55:37
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oddly enough, I've heard from professional truck drivers that Walmart is one of the best companies to drive for.
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