The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Viani

  2017-02-09 02:26:31

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Odradek said:

  

  what is that thing

  
  

  it looks cool.
• Odradek

  2017-02-09 02:40:48

  My dreams exceed my real life

  A Chaos Eater from Dark Souls
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-09 02:46:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I would hang out with that thing
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-09 02:54:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways
• Calica

  2017-02-09 03:07:42

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  lee4hmz said:

  The only franchise I can think of that has any ties to Paramount at this point is Transformers, and that's not even their universe, it's Hasbro's.

  is star trek still paramount
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-09 03:31:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I think it is.
  
• lee4hmz

  2017-02-09 03:54:30

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  It's kind of half CBS and half Paramount, due to the way the split worked.
• Anonus

  2017-02-09 03:56:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  lee4hmz said:

  It's kind of half CBS and half Paramount, due to the way the split worked.

  
  CBS owns the TV shows, the rights to make more, and the IP itself. Paramount only has the movie rights.
  
  Paramount does, however, own fellow Desilu property Mission: Impossible (though the series is with CBS)
• Anonus

  2017-02-09 09:19:27

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I woke up from a nap not long ago

  
  

  I feel kinda lonely
• Anonus

  2017-02-09 10:27:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  northeasterners and midwesterners seem to love florida
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-09 10:31:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  W A R M  C L I M A T E

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• Anonus

  2017-02-09 10:40:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  as someone who lives in a place that gets snow, I have zero desire to live in Florida

  
  

  It was too hot for me the one time I visited, and that was in March
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-02-09 10:42:13

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I lived there when I was a wean. Lot of guns and old people with some really gorgeous plants and wildlife. Too hot and humid for year-round living.
  
• Anonus

  2017-02-09 10:45:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I pity anyone who lives there during the summer

  
  

  I find our summers, with their paucity of cloud cover aided by the elevation, terrible enough
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-09 10:51:21

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I lived there for a few months with Dad. I don't really recommend it.

  
  

  It's beautiful don't get me wrong, but it's hot, and you have to deal with huge bugs, small lizards, crocodiles, diseases

  
  

  just not worth it.
• Anonus

  2017-02-09 10:59:14

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  half the places people move to to escape winter seem like they're not worth the trade off
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-09 11:00:43

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I mean it's weird honestly, if climate was your big concern you could just move to California--or if you wanted to stay nearby, one of the Carolinas--and not have to worry about the constant suck that is Florida weather.
• Anonus

  2017-02-09 11:09:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  does it at least snow in the Carolinas?

  
  

  I used to hate snow but I grew to appreciate it more as I grew older

  
  

  Also, people seem really weirded out at the notion that anyone might dislike summer heat
• Anonus

  2017-02-09 11:10:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I used to find it more tolerable but of course global warming has fucked that up
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-09 11:16:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I believe the Carolinas get snow but usually not like, ground-coverin' snow.
• Tre

  2017-02-09 13:33:25

  
  

  Piedmont only gets snow Every Now and Then. Dunno about the coast, but I'd imagine it happens more often in the mountains.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-02-09 14:01:41 edited 2017-02-09 14:02:39

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Anonus said:

  I pity anyone who lives there during the summer

  
  

  I find our summers, with their paucity of cloud cover aided by the elevation, terrible enough

  Just about everyone in Florida either owns an air conditioning unit or owns, like, several fans. The problem is solved by making any and all buildings bulwarks against the heat and nullifying just about every reason to go outside.

  
  

  It's the sort of thing you can pull off when you don't have to worry about heating units
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-09 18:26:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  winter makes me sad.
  
• lee4hmz

  2017-02-09 18:35:24

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  North Carolina has some really tall mountains for the East, so I imagine snow happens there quite a lot.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-09 18:42:25

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Sorry, I have it on very good authority that mountains don't exist, and anything that looks like a mountain is actually a pyramid.
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-09 18:46:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  See, now that's an interesting hypothesis.
  
  Just get some aliens into it.
  
• Odradek

  2017-02-09 19:58:41

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It actually explains a lot about the writers and readers of Cracked that they don't understand what jokes are http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2376_28-movietv-quotes-that-are-so-stupid-theyre-poetry/
• Klinotaxis

  2017-02-09 20:50:05

  kill living beings
  

  i donate a lot of blood to the american red cross and recently* they got a phone app for blood donations. it's kind of nice in that i can schedule a donation and search for locations and such without talking to anybody. however, it also just gave me a notification for checking on my Blood Journey.
  
  Currently my Blood Journey is in Stage 2 - Processing. I could choose to share the status of my Blood Journey to my social media contacts. I hit the button to do so and "earned" some kind of "badge".
  
  * like, last year
  
• Obā-san

  2017-02-09 20:56:52

  
  

  I was assigned a four page paper with a selfie component
• Klinotaxis

  2017-02-09 20:59:03

  kill living beings
  

  use b612
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-09 21:01:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  that's weird, usually blood journeys involve taking a battleaxe to the skull of a hated enemy and becoming the new warlord of your orcish clan
• Section42L

  2017-02-09 21:02:01 edited 2017-02-09 21:03:10

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Odradek said:

  It actually explains a lot about the writers and readers of Cracked that they don't understand what jokes are http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2376_28-movietv-quotes-that-are-so-stupid-theyre-poetry/

  Any line can sound stupid if you take it out of context.
• Crystal

  2017-02-09 21:14:05

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Klinotaxis said:

  Blood Journey
  

  IMO violence.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-02-09 21:35:46

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Street Fighter V has just released the first new character since F.A.N.G.

  
  

  Guess what, it's Zarya
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-02-09 21:40:44 edited 2017-02-09 21:41:31

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  FROST BOXER ZARYA
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-09 21:41:31

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Necalli (ネカリ Nekari, "Battle") is a new character debuting in Street Fighter V. Necalli is an ancient Aztec fighting god that descends from time to time to challenge the strongest living fighters and devours their souls after defeating them.

  when did sf become tekken
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-02-09 21:42:44 edited 2017-02-09 21:43:08

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh, him. I think he's just a product of the leftover creative juices of Street Fighter x Tekken. Just ignore him. I know I do.
• Crystal

  2017-02-09 21:44:46

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Yarrun XIX said:

  

  
  

  FROST BOXER ZARYA

  She a cute. I'd use her for certain.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-09 21:46:18

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  he's a pillar man
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-02-09 21:47:20 edited 2017-02-09 21:47:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Well, maybe, but only if you got bored of maining Karin.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Considering that SFV has three blond ladies, you have a bunch of choices, but I know a Karin-lover when I see one
• Crystal

  2017-02-09 21:51:25

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Nerds said:

  Karin's overall style focuses on pacing, dashing strikes and counters, and aerial attacks. Karin's fighting versatility allows her to stay on the move while setting up crushing counters.

  I'm down.

  
  

  So Yarr, you've got Karin, Kolin, and...?
• Tre

  2017-02-09 22:04:58

  
  

  ok but real talk tho what the GUCK is going on with that mans chest
  
  he's guckin swole
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-09 22:08:12

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I wish I was good at fighting games because I universally more or less love the character designs in them.
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-09 22:08:51

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Fossilmaiden said:

  
  he's a pillar man
  

  honestly this is the kind of "a 13 year old designed this" type shit that appeals di-rectly to moi.

  
  

  I want to be a pro fighting gamer and main this man while wearing a gothic dress to my tournaments
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-09 22:10:16

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  does he grapple people with his dreads

  
  

  please tell me he grapples people with his dreads
• Crystal

  2017-02-09 22:19:28

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Jane said:

  I wish I was good at fighting games because I universally more or less love the character designs in them.

  Same, alongside having the mental space to focus on them (also a job to buy them).
• Section42L

  2017-02-09 22:26:11

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Crystal said:

  Jane said:

  I wish I was good at fighting games because I universally more or less love the character designs in them.

  Same, alongside having the mental space to focus on them (also a job to buy them).

  I second this, sans the job part.
• Obā-san

  2017-02-09 22:33:50

  
  

  BITCH
  
  U KNOW WHAT SUCKS ASS
  
  FUNKO POP FIGURINES
  
• Obā-san

  2017-02-09 22:34:24

  
  

  this has been a message from the Funko Pop Figurines Suck Ass Coalition
  
• Anonus

  2017-02-09 22:36:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Tamlin said:

  BITCH
  
  U KNOW WHAT SUCKS ASS
  
  FUNKO POP FIGURINES
  

  I have Rocky, Bullwinkle, Sherman, and Huckleberry figures (Mr. Peabody disappeared sadly)

  
  

  Your argument is invalid