The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Fossilmaiden · 2017-02-01 19:11:10

It's pronounced tar-gay.

Obā-san · 2017-02-01 19:16:27

tar-zshey

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-01 19:17:48

remember when Pusha T said "tarzhay" in "New God Flow"

Odradek · 2017-02-01 19:38:23

Folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a red-hot hoochie-coocher
She was the roughest, toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi (hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi)
Whoa-a-a-a-ah (whoa-a-a-a-ah)
Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee (hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee)
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-y (he-e-e-e-e-e-e-y)

She messed around with a bloke named Smokey
She loved him though was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And he showed her how to kick the gong around

Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi (hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi)
Whoa-a-a-a-ah (whoa-a-a-a-ah)
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-y (he-e-e-e-e-e-e-y)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)

She had a dream about the King of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with a p-la-ti-num wheel

Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi (hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi)
Ho-dee-ho-dee-ho-dee ho (ho-dee-ho-dee-ho-dee ho)
Skip-de-diddly-skip-de-diddly-diddly-oh (skip-de-diddly-skip-de-diddly-diddly-oh)
Bour'rrigy-bour'rrigy-bour'rrigy-oh (bour'rrigy-bour'rrigy-bour'rrigy-oh)

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them all a million times

Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi (hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi)
Whoa-a-a-a-ah (whoa-a-a-a-ah)
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-y (he-e-e-e-e-e-e-y)
Whoa-a-a-a-ah (whoa-a-a-a-ah)

Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min

Vriska · 2017-02-01 23:57:19

sometimes I wish I had a Death Note

most of the time though I think it would be a Bad Idea.

Viani · 2017-02-01 23:58:41

Vriska said:
sometimes I wish I had a Death Note

most of the time though I think it would be a Bad Idea.

A death note is one of the best ideas in the world, provided nobody knows its you who has it. All we need is to not have somebody from Congress getting ahold of it.

Crystal · 2017-02-02 00:01:22

Could we not please.

Viani · 2017-02-02 00:20:45

You know what? Fuck that.

I'm sick and tired of letting this taboo subject get pushed to the back of the pages, because some people can't control themselves when discussing it. Yes, shit gets out of hand, some people don't have control, BUT I DO, SO I WILL.

It's time to actually discuss this. Politics or not.

Kodiak bears DO NOT FUCKING LIVE TO BE 12,000 YEARS OLD.

I can't believe there is such a taboo on this topic, but it's common sense. It's science!

Yarrun XIX · 2017-02-02 00:21:44

Most facts about Kodiak bears are speculation anyways

Fossilmaiden · 2017-02-02 00:23:41

What would you do for a Kodiak Bear?

Viani · 2017-02-02 00:24:58

All these left-wing truthers and fascist white-washers trying to influence me, tell me that I'm a teary-eyed apologist because I KNOW, not THINK, that 12k Bears are impossible. They can go to hell.

I was about to make a hashtag but can't think of a way to put 12k into a saying,

Not millenial, Duodecimillenial?

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-02 00:28:40

Duodecimillenial Bears

Epitome · 2017-02-02 00:32:16

no, you know what

i did not go to school for twenty years to become an ursinologist just to have someone on an internet forum said that anyone that believes in 12k bears are "truthers"

how about you go get a degree in bear studies for bears like i did before you go on the internet spouting such falsehoods and harmful rhetoric

Anonus · 2017-02-02 00:35:53

@Jane how does the Flowerbear figure into this

Aliroz · 2017-02-02 01:40:06

American as a gray six-inch aluminum ax heated to 88 degrees Fahrenheit on September seventh at six PM.

Vriska · 2017-02-02 01:51:45

know what is cute and gray?

*points to kitty in avatar*

Anonus · 2017-02-02 03:57:27

Why did Fifi go around naked but Babs and Shirley didn't?

Anonus · 2017-02-02 03:58:03

Well she did have the green skirt sometimes

Imipolex G · 2017-02-02 04:05:58

Anonus said:
Why did Fifi go around naked but Babs and Shirley didn't?

thingsyoushouldntthinkabout.zip

Fossilmaiden · 2017-02-02 11:41:23

I was on a train. I am no longer on a train. I am train adjacent.

Odradek · 2017-02-02 15:48:42

Sorry artbook enthusiasts, but the emperor has no clothes. Joyce is clearly more interested in gimmicks and minibooks than having good core wordread, and the effect is dissonant and unpleasant. Joyce fails to take into account that books are ALREADY art, as any creative work is art. I'm sure the tumblr crowd will eat it up as proof that books are art, but for those of us who care about good wordread, Ulysses has little to offer.

Crystal · 2017-02-02 15:50:16

Fossilmaiden said:
I was on a train. I am no longer on a train. I am train adjacent.

Are you now trained for future training?

Toolsie · 2017-02-02 15:59:02

Past!Toolsie is now manically laughing at present!Toolsie because the results of past!Toolsie's experimental work makes no sense to present!Toolsie.

That bitch.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-02-02 16:01:23

Up to £2 per doughnut? Krispy Kreme, more like Krispy Krime.

Tre · 2017-02-02 16:51:26

Fossilmaiden said:
Up to £2 per doughnut? Krispy Kreme, more like Krispy Krime.

Brexit is real, fam. Donuts from KK here are like $1 individually (and less if you grab a dozen or so).

Imipolex G · 2017-02-02 18:19:35

Odradek said:
Sorry artbook enthusiasts, but the emperor has no clothes. Joyce is clearly more interested in gimmicks and minibooks than having good core wordread, and the effect is dissonant and unpleasant. Joyce fails to take into account that books are ALREADY art, as any creative work is art. I'm sure the tumblr crowd will eat it up as proof that books are art, but for those of us who care about good wordread, Ulysses has little to offer.

word dread

Obā-san · 2017-02-02 18:24:46

tag yourself I'm core wordread

Imipolex G · 2017-02-02 18:28:07

wordreadcore

Anonus · 2017-02-02 23:51:27

https://telegram.org/

This is another messaging platform

I wonder if it's better than Discord

Odradek · 2017-02-03 00:16:32

Did you know that according to Tumblr, Liberalism cannot defeat Fascism?

However, according to the 20th century, Communism cannot defeat Liberalism

Therefore it works like Rock Paper Scissors

Klinotaxis · 2017-02-03 00:19:50

so fascism cannot defeat communism... remarkable.

Viani · 2017-02-03 00:22:13

Liberal-type Pokemon, while having no weaknesses, have very poor type coverage when attacking. [Liberal] attacks are Super Effective against nothing.

Fascist-type Pokemon have the most weaknesses, including against Fascist-type attacks, but have the best type coverage of any Pokemon. [Fascist] Attacks however, fail against [Communist] type Pokemon completely.

Testing against [Communist] Pokemon is currently not available.

Odradek · 2017-02-03 00:24:34

Odradek said:
Did you know that according to Tumblr, Liberalism cannot defeat Fascism?

However, according to the 20th century, Communism cannot defeat Liberalism

Therefore it works like Rock Paper Scissors

This is an insult to every non-Russian soldier who died fighting Germany and Italy, incidentally

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-02-03 00:33:50

Wasn't the defeat of Fascism and Nazism a product of One-Nation Conservatism, Social Democracy, Social Liberalism and Communism ganging up on a common enemy?

Tanya · 2017-02-03 00:34:49

Communism has already in a way come to America,

That is to say, Capitalism is too small to fit the growing needs of the surplus population.

We have more food than people hungry

We have more homes than homeless

We have more automated work that companies are willing to pay workers.

Capitalism is going to die, you cannot logically have synthesizers that deliver every food and a surplus of resources and pretend like you need a middle man CEO to decide who gets it.

Klinotaxis · 2017-02-03 00:37:05

Odradek said:

Odradek said:
Did you know that according to Tumblr, Liberalism cannot defeat Fascism?

However, according to the 20th century, Communism cannot defeat Liberalism

Therefore it works like Rock Paper Scissors
This is an insult to every non-Russian soldier who died fighting Germany and Italy, incidentally

i mean, i could feel bad about that, but the western front being a distraction was literally how the war was concieved by the allies

Sredni Vashtar said:
Wasn't the defeat of Fascism and Nazism a product of One-Nation Conservatism, Social Democracy, Social Liberalism and Communism ganging up on a common enemy?

actually i think you'll find it all comes back to the poor international economic theories of the fascists and

Klinotaxis · 2017-02-03 00:39:58

Counterclock said:
Capitalism is going to die, you cannot logically have synthesizers that deliver every food and a surplus of resources and pretend like you need a middle man CEO to decide who gets it.

ok to be serious for a moment i think you need to reconsider this since it works identically if you say "a middle man apparatchik" instead

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-02-03 00:41:48

Klinotaxis said:

Odradek said:

Odradek said:
Did you know that according to Tumblr, Liberalism cannot defeat Fascism?

However, according to the 20th century, Communism cannot defeat Liberalism

Therefore it works like Rock Paper Scissors
This is an insult to every non-Russian soldier who died fighting Germany and Italy, incidentally
i mean, i could feel bad about that, but the western front being a distraction was literally how the war was concieved by the allies

Honestly, sacrificing yourself to distract the pack of rabid dogs while your friend loads the Uzi is pretty damned admirable regardless.

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-02-03 00:42:47

Klinotaxis said:

Counterclock said:
Capitalism is going to die, you cannot logically have synthesizers that deliver every food and a surplus of resources and pretend like you need a middle man CEO to decide who gets it.
ok to be serious for a moment i think you need to reconsider this since it works identically if you say "a middle man apparatchik" instead

So techno-anarchy ahoy?

I'd be down with that.

Viani · 2017-02-03 00:44:13

Counterclock said:
Communism has already in a way come to America,

That is to say, Capitalism is too small to fit the growing needs of the surplus population.

We have more food than people hungry

We have more homes than homeless

We have more automated work that companies are willing to pay workers.

Capitalism is going to die, you cannot logically have synthesizers that deliver every food and a surplus of resources and pretend like you need a middle man CEO to decide who gets it.

The Food head of the Capitalism Hydra is a fleeting creature, gigantic in some strides, and miniscule in others. When you chop off its head, it grows two tiny heads, one aiming to get larger than the other.

The main Hydra head is Advertisement, the all-encompassing mega-head that decides who to feed, and who to not. Thousands of Hydra Heads have died under its shadow, while a select few have grown to rival it in size, such as the Clorox Hydra, the Kraft Hydra, the Apple Hydra, and of course, the Verizon Hydra.

Klinotaxis · 2017-02-03 00:47:16

Sredni Vashtar said:

Klinotaxis said:

Odradek said:

Odradek said:
Did you know that according to Tumblr, Liberalism cannot defeat Fascism?

However, according to the 20th century, Communism cannot defeat Liberalism

Therefore it works like Rock Paper Scissors
This is an insult to every non-Russian soldier who died fighting Germany and Italy, incidentally
i mean, i could feel bad about that, but the western front being a distraction was literally how the war was concieved by the allies
Honestly, sacrificing yourself to distract the pack of rabid dogs while your friend loads the Uzi is pretty damned admirable regardless.

and yet this was mysteriously absent from contemporary propaganda

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-02-03 00:49:12

...in which case I think you mean the Eastern Front? I'm confused.

Tanya · 2017-02-03 00:49:25

Yeah, I'm very well aware of the times people tried to instate communism, but Capitalism is a failure of a economic system and the teachings of Karl Marx (the actual teachings, as in, not "interpretations") check out.

Fascism is very closely related to Capitalism too.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-03 00:50:02

actually everyone but me is a fool, and I am the wise

Odradek · 2017-02-03 00:51:31

Jane said:
actually everyone but me is a fool, and I am the wise

Viani · 2017-02-03 00:52:12

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-03 00:52:44

Viani said:

is this Nier

Vriska · 2017-02-03 00:53:15

8enadryl Ca88agepatch

Viani · 2017-02-03 00:53:32

Jane said:

Viani said:
is this Nier

No it's an upper body close-up

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-02-03 00:54:16

Counterclock said:
Yeah, I'm very well aware of the times people tried to instate communism, but Capitalism is a failure of a economic system and the teachings of Karl Marx (the actual teachings, as in, not "interpretations") check out.

Fascism is very closely related to Capitalism too.

Marx had a kind of bizarre, overly general view of how poor people think and feel and how labour works. He and Engels also showed nothing but contempt for the extremely impoverished, who make up a pretty large proportion of our population...

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