i saw collateral beauty. it was better than i expected. based on the trailer, i expected it to be this really twee thing about will smith overcoming grief with the help of the ghost of christmas past. instead, it was a moderately twee thing about members of a soulless ad company overcoming their problems by commissioning a theater troupe to commit extensive and elaborate crimes for the purpose of gaslighting* will smith for financial gain; meanwhile will smith gets irritated at his hallucinations
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I have some bad news.
The next poster is dead.
I found her body at the bottom of the stairs. It looks like she'd been hit over the head with an Unusually Heavy Telephone.
I'll let you know when I hear about the funeral plans.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You seem to think all Sims are good for is killing
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
when you're so lazy you look around your room for a pencil or something to stir your tea with because you don't feel like going back to the kitchen for a spoon
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know what confused the hell out of me the first time I played The Sims 4? There's no fire department!
Like, in the previous Sims games, if a fire started, you could run to the phone and call the fire department to come put it out. It took them a little bit of time to get there, and you risked your stuff getting burnt down, but you were less likely to die than if you stood in the fire and tried to put it out on your own.
But in The Sims 4...nope! No firefighters here, you gotta extinguish your own fires. Did the mayor of SimCity privatize the fire department or something?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Referring to FIG. 11, a magnetic vortex wormhole generator has already been developed which generates a wormhole between space and hyperspace as described in a previous patent application entitled Magnetic Vortex Wormhole Generator. Using this generator, it was found that smoke blown through one side of the coil does not appear on the other side of cylindrical coil. The smoke flows through the wormhole and appears in a hyperspace co-dimension. It was this experiment that resulted in making first contact with the androids of the Grey aliens who told me, in a remote viewing session, that “We saw you blowing smoke into hyperspace.”
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*they actually call it this! in the film!
well, sometimes they breed and raid dumpsters.
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Not today
you
DOUBLE TUBER
*sees link to twitter status* Okay...
*watches vine* Yes, I approve.
There were interesting dessert choices.
But we wanted plates, not slates.