The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 01:50:56

Central Avenue said:

Tamlin said:
i can tell from the thread titles alone its a suboptimal posting locale
what you can't tell is that most of the worst titles were made by me, since I need somewhere to express my trollish side >_>

sure

Viani · 2017-01-28 01:52:41

Jane said:
Viani is like if Dril had proper spelling and also only tweeted once every two years

GIGA

DRIL

BUREKAAAAAAAAA------

-ahem-

Who is Dril

Viani · 2017-01-28 01:54:52

and also can somebody fill me on on the Earthlight Ray person? Apparently I knew them back when I was on TVT, but I don't anymore, and it's fucking me up since they're being so nice to me and speaking fondly of things with me. They said something about bans?

Calica · 2017-01-28 01:55:13

Viani said:

Jane said:
Viani is like if Dril had proper spelling and also only tweeted once every two years
GIGA

DRIL

BUREKAAAAAAAAA------

-ahem-

Who is Dril

@dril on twitter, the prophet for the internet era

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 01:56:50

Viani said:
and also can somebody fill me on on the Earthlight Ray person? Apparently I knew them back when I was on TVT, but I don't anymore, and it's fucking me up since they're being so nice to me and speaking fondly of things with me. They said something about bans?

that is Miko, the worst person to ever live

Klinotaxis · 2017-01-28 01:58:43

cursed by god after spurning the ritual ablutions at the Pit of Fornax

Viani · 2017-01-28 01:58:55

Jane said:

Viani said:
and also can somebody fill me on on the Earthlight Ray person? Apparently I knew them back when I was on TVT, but I don't anymore, and it's fucking me up since they're being so nice to me and speaking fondly of things with me. They said something about bans?
that is Miko, the worst person to ever live

Like worse than Shichibukai, or humorously worst person ever?

Yarrun XIX · 2017-01-28 01:58:58

Hey Viani. I'm not sure if we've ever actually interacted before, but welcome back regardless.

Earthlight Ray is Miko who was once a person associated with squids. She will not be returning to this site because of Reasons.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 01:59:06

I could regale you with the tales but I'd rather not.

Advice: ignore her. She's being nice now because you haven't been here for like four years and don't know what she's been up to. When you mildly disagree about something in two months she'll claim you're trying to get her to kill herself. Or she'll threaten to kill you, one or the other.

Yarrun XIX · 2017-01-28 02:00:22

Ohh, Vorpy. Now the memories are coming back, vague as they are.

Calica · 2017-01-28 02:00:38

Viani said:

Jane said:

Viani said:
and also can somebody fill me on on the Earthlight Ray person? Apparently I knew them back when I was on TVT, but I don't anymore, and it's fucking me up since they're being so nice to me and speaking fondly of things with me. They said something about bans?
that is Miko, the worst person to ever live
Like worse than Shichibukai, or humorously worst person ever?

not quite as racist as shichibukai but more abusive, to make up for it

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 02:01:43

I actually have no idea why she's allowed to post on IJBM still. Maybe she never went full nuclear there or maybe it's just more evidence that IJBM is the forum equivalent of a failed state.

Viani · 2017-01-28 02:03:17

brb gonna watch Underworld

Calica · 2017-01-28 02:03:17

who even moderates ijbm? glenn?

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 02:03:32

Anyway this is unpleasant so we should switch conversational topics to something more cheerful, like, for instance, nuclear war.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 02:03:50

Viani said:
brb gonna watch Underworld

I don't know what that is but have fun

Crystal · 2017-01-28 02:04:14

Reveling in the dark humor eh.

I'm watching Peep Show and that's still really fun... buuuut I'm nearing the end.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 02:06:35

Crystal said:
Reveling in the dark humor eh.

I'm at a point in my mental state right now with living in this country at this time that reliving a period when the biggest issue in my life was a bigoted moron who wasn't president is actually kind of refreshing

but I realize that's not true of everyone

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-28 02:06:52

Jane said:
I actually have no idea why she's allowed to post on IJBM still. Maybe she never went full nuclear there or maybe it's just more evidence that IJBM is the forum equivalent of a failed state.

She didn't, no, and Glenn was never caught in the initial fallout, so.

Klinotaxis · 2017-01-28 02:06:53

it's the movie about vampires in skinsuits fighting werewolves that i don't like because it interferes with my searches for stuff about the band

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 02:08:55

Klinotaxis said:
it's the movie about vampires in skinsuits fighting werewolves that i don't like because it interferes with my searches for stuff about the band

for some reason you liking Underworld has never really "stuck" in my mind as one of your Things.

Like everyone has Things and I've known you liked Underworld for a while now, but I can't internalize it.

You should talk about "Born Slippy" more I guess idk.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-28 02:09:48

I read that as Born Sloppy and now I am legally mandated under intergalactic law to post this:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrHCAQpyh3

Klinotaxis · 2017-01-28 02:10:36

i don't know how to talk about music (or dance about architecture)

i didn't even when i played it

i think chumbawamba and underworld are the only bands i've ever actually bought albums from. other than that it's pretty much all bandcamp

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-28 02:11:05

Klinotaxis · 2017-01-28 02:11:24

Fossilmaiden said:
I read that as Born Sloppy and now I am legally mandated under intergalactic law to post this:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrHCAQpyh3

that's... that's not john peel... right

edit fuck beaten

Toolsie · 2017-01-28 02:32:18

boop

Imipolex G · 2017-01-28 02:35:46

Miko is one of my best friends

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-28 02:46:24

oh hey stuff is going on in this thread and i forgot to pay attention to it because i never pay attention to this thread

Viani · 2017-01-28 02:46:30

Yarrun XIX said:
Ohh, Vorpy. Now the memories are coming back, vague as they are.

Woo! You revitalize those unused neuron clusters like I did. It's like opening a loot crate in a game for the first time, but instead of Legendary Skins, Strange Weapons or Mercy's Halloween Costume you get things like me flirting with chagen and making him fall in love with me and breaking his heart and OH GOD.

Calica said:
who even moderates ijbm? glenn?

Doesn't Forzare, Nova, Cygan and Allnines and INUH still mod it?

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-28 02:47:50

Nova and Cygan are the same person. Also all of them left long long ago.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 02:48:28

I think INUH is the one who left the site after we had an argument about a video game

Yarrun XIX · 2017-01-28 02:49:35

Oh dammit, no mentioning Chagen. He stays in the memory pit unless circumstances absolutely demand it.

Klinotaxis · 2017-01-28 02:50:42

bullshit. video games aren't even real

Mandelbrot · 2017-01-28 02:51:29

lost in time, like tears in the rain

Obā-san · 2017-01-28 02:51:45

man doesnt anyone else feel

maybe a little

embarrassed to be having this conversation?

Klinotaxis · 2017-01-28 02:52:33

no the conversation i am having is completely unimpeachable

Yarrun XIX · 2017-01-28 02:52:37

Tamlin said:
man doesnt anyone else feel

maybe a little

embarrassed to be having this conversation?

Incredibly, yes.

At the very least, this isn't a public thread sort of conversation.

Imipolex G · 2017-01-28 02:52:51

yes, let's talk about asparagus

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 02:52:57

Tamlin said:
man doesnt anyone else feel

maybe a little

embarrassed to be having this conversation?

meh

Yarrun XIX · 2017-01-28 02:53:34

Imipolex G said:
yes, let's talk about asparagus

celery>asparagus

Klinotaxis · 2017-01-28 02:53:51

we hope this dave is fictional

Crystal · 2017-01-28 02:53:58

Yarrun XIX said:

Imipolex G said:
yes, let's talk about asparagus
celery>asparagus

Pistols at... sometime, eventually.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 02:54:28

asparagus is bad

Tatterhood · 2017-01-28 02:54:33

Klinotaxis said:
we hope this dave is fictional

all daves are fictional

including my masters supervisor

I hope

Yarrun XIX · 2017-01-28 02:57:22

Crystal said:

Yarrun XIX said:

Imipolex G said:
yes, let's talk about asparagus
celery>asparagus
Pistols at... sometime, eventually.

There's no time where we're going

Only John McCain

Princess Alice · 2017-01-28 02:59:29

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 03:01:23

I wish Frozen didn't look so plastic

Klinotaxis · 2017-01-28 03:01:38

one time i had a dinner that was chicken and asparagus hearts that i'd left in a crock pot for six hours

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-28 03:02:01

Asparagus, much like aubergines, is bad.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-28 03:02:02

but why

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