Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Random musings of ProfessorGator:
Today, I was thinking of what character I should use as my "main" in Mario Kart 7 (aside from my Mii). My top choices are Shy Guy, Yoshi, Bowser, and Luigi. This led me to wonder what it would look like if I used a Luigi avatar. But that doesn't fit my theme, so it would have to be Luigi turned into a crocodilian somehow.
I am certain that someone has made weird fanfiction of that. I know it's possible; I've seen fanfiction of a similar nature in my unsupervised exploration of the internet.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Justice: Having not seen Homestuck yet, I'd rather not have the ventriloquist dummy thing as my guide. He looks rather suspicious.
And yes, I've been exploring the internet alone since I was 12. It's led to some very... interesting
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Hi, clock.
I just watched a video of myself giving a presentation from earlier in the month. My voice doesn't sound nearly as weird as I thought it would, but it still has an -- I don't have any other word to describe it -- autistic tone to it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
For some reason seeing nerds arguing over one of my obsessive interests is bizarre, even on a forum dedicated to roads.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
My question is how many playable characters there should be. Somewhere between Street Fighter 2's 12 and Mortal Kombat 9's 28 would seem like a good range to start with.
I hope we at least have a character that is mainly pacifistic in backstory for the iconic fighting game dissonance when you realize that we have absolutely no reason to fight each other.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
If I was in this, I'd imagine myself starting out as a nerdy guy closer to myself in real life who fights more defensively. I could then transform into a were-gator who does a lot more damage but takes a bit more damage as well.
If I was in it maybe I could attack with GPO/BT telephones and reified lit crit metaphors.
(When we did this on TVT I was the drunken fighter, but here I'd be competing with Justice for that title and I think I'd lose. I guess I could roll cider kegs at people or something.)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"For some reason seeing nerds arguing over one of my obsessive interests is bizarre, even on a forum dedicated to roads."
I find that I enjoy reading debates over topics that interest me, but that people on the internet tend to be raging douche bags to one another and it's difficult to continue when everyone just sounds like an insufferable jack-ass (New Episode at 8, on NBC!). Star Wars vs WH40K debates are interesting but when you can't make your point while saying how OBVIOUS it is, the whole thing just comes off as retarded.
This is the same reason why Deadliest Warrior often irritates me. Possibly WORSE, because I can see these are grown ass-men talking about how their "Warrior" would win.
And when that warrior is the Nazi's...that's just uncomfortable...
She is now in love with Homestuck and wants to cosplay as the lesbian space vampire.
Is good.
My BFF and I are cosplaying as the adorable space kitty and the dude with the space lisp and space bees (or the space stoner, haven't decided yet) so is extra good. Da.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"People expecting it to be historically accurate (?!?!?!?!) and raging about it, are the ones that make me uncomfortable."
I feel they usually do a good job of providing historically accurate weapons, and they get experts to use them. So, I have no problems accepting that the cyber warriors are pretty good examples of these warriors ripped from time, albeit, the best of the best those warriors could offer.
I know, I'm talking about the ones that go "BUT A SPARTAN COULD NEVER WIN AGAINST A NINJA BECAUSE [some absurd bit of ballistics that no one but a military expert could ever possibly care about]"
I find "who would win" questions kind of silly because that would depend entirely on what actually happened, and also because these things tend to descend into Internet dick measuring contests rapidly, when they weren't that to begin with.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"I know, I'm talking about the ones that go "BUT A SPARTAN COULD NEVER WIN AGAINST A NINJA BECAUSE [some absurd bit of ballistics that no one but a military expert could ever possibly care about]"
A lot of these are along of "THE NINJA WOULD KILL THE SPARTAN IN IT'S SLEEP!"
Yep, that's SUPER entertaining. Watching a dude stab another dude while he sleeps. Great television there.
I've never cared enough about the matches to be super upset, even if my team didn't win.
I did have to think about the Spartan vs the Samurai, but I think it shows just how useful a giant shield is.
And, it makes sense that the Samurai didn't use shields. Metal in Japan was kinda scarce compared to Europe. So even if it was bronze compared to steel, getting enough metal that you had something impenetrable to carry around has got to be a pretty great advantage.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"BFF" makes me think of this now, even though it's only been like a week:
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yeeeessss
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
DAVE: shut up
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO
DAVE: no
DAVE: just
DAVE: god damn it
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HOO HOO HEE HEE
DAVE: please
DAVE: just once
DAVE: shut the hell up
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HAA HEE HEE HOO
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HEE HAA HEE HAA
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
DAVE: shut up
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HOO HEE HEE HEE
DAVE: shut
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: the
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: fuck
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: up
CALSPRITE:
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Maybe I should learn how to code.
But that sounds hard.
if we were a fighting game
who would be the playable characters?
Obviously including CA wielding a stop sign and Haven lighting things on fire.
Central Avenue's subtitle would be THE PRINCESS OF ROADS
her weapon would be a sign.
Did I mention we all have subtitles? We all have subtitles.
I pictured you as not having a win quote. Rather, just lighting your opponent on fire.
My title is going to be Anti-chav and my power is going to be "Northern Soul".
"I fight to end all the fights"
"my tummy is grumbling"
"I am a train, I go chu chu"
I want to be a ranged-focused character who looks a bit like Demo but wears a jellyfish as a hat.
....
what?
(When we did this on TVT I was the drunken fighter, but here I'd be competing with Justice for that title and I think I'd lose. I guess I could roll cider kegs at people or something.)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Deadliest Warrior (when I could watch it anyway) was interesting to me solely as an exercise in the "who would win in a fight?" formula.
People expecting it to be historically accurate (?!?!?!?!) and raging about it, are the ones that make me uncomfortable.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
She is now in love with Homestuck and wants to cosplay as the lesbian space vampire.
Is good.
My BFF and I are cosplaying as the adorable space kitty and the dude with the space lisp and space bees (or the space stoner, haven't decided yet) so is extra good. Da.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
That one insurance commercial ruined the term "BFF" for me.
OMG MY BFF JILL
I find "who would win" questions kind of silly because that would depend entirely on what actually happened, and also because these things tend to descend into Internet dick measuring contests rapidly, when they weren't that to begin with.
Actually, this was a Cingular Wireless/AT&T ad.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis