The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Please stop. I'm only asking once.
  • edited 2017-01-20 16:32:18
    My dreams exceed my real life
    deleted
  • edited 2017-01-20 16:39:33
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    There was a "fucking dumbfucks," etc. there, yes, I said I'd only ask once.

    It need not be stated but will be stated that only one of you is being muted due to repeatedly and transparently being actively disingenuous, mean (seriously should not need elaboration but grouping someone in here with "fucking dumbfucks" is self-explanatory), using an actual abusive thing to describe what is not bloody that, and me just not having the patience by now.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Apparently done. Unmuting for now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you know what's a good solution for this? not reading Cracked

    that's what I do
  • I'm on a train
  • you know what's a good solution for this? not reading Cracked

    that's what I do

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    being on a train > reading Cracked
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Now that's just unfair. Being on a train is a lot better than a lot of things!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    it's only a few hours away


    I kinda envy you BosWash peeps

    What on earth is BosWash? I think you're referring to the "Northeast corridor" where all the big cities are but nobody calls it... that.

    It's also kind of reductive because even if it's not a multi-hour plane ride full of nothing away, it's still one long-ass bus ride...
  • I'm on train number two.

    I've sat in front of these very loud, middle aged women who are taking absolutely bollocks.

    Part of me wants to throw my muffin at them to shut them up.
  • Signal is also crappy.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    it's only a few hours away


    I kinda envy you BosWash peeps

    What on earth is BosWash? I think you're referring to the "Northeast corridor" where all the big cities are but nobody calls it... that.

    It's also kind of reductive because even if it's not a multi-hour plane ride full of nothing away, it's still one long-ass bus ride...
    I thought I've seen it called "the BosWash corridor" before (Boston to New York to Philadelphia to Baltimore to Washington)

    Anyway, remember that Denver is hundreds of miles from any other major city
  • kill living beings

    Anonus said:

    it's only a few hours away


    I kinda envy you BosWash peeps

    What on earth is BosWash? I think you're referring to the "Northeast corridor" where all the big cities are but nobody calls it... that.

    It's also kind of reductive because even if it's not a multi-hour plane ride full of nothing away, it's still one long-ass bus ride...
    it doesn't have quite the same realness as seatac
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Anonus said:

    it's only a few hours away


    I kinda envy you BosWash peeps

    What on earth is BosWash? I think you're referring to the "Northeast corridor" where all the big cities are but nobody calls it... that.

    It's also kind of reductive because even if it's not a multi-hour plane ride full of nothing away, it's still one long-ass bus ride...
    it doesn't have quite the same realness as seatac

    So it's a hypothetical term for a thing that could have happened but didn't as projected by a bunch of overeager social scientists in the '60s. Figures. It does sound like an Orwell parody.
    Anonus said:

    Anonus said:

    it's only a few hours away


    I kinda envy you BosWash peeps

    What on earth is BosWash? I think you're referring to the "Northeast corridor" where all the big cities are but nobody calls it... that.

    It's also kind of reductive because even if it's not a multi-hour plane ride full of nothing away, it's still one long-ass bus ride...
    I thought I've seen it called "the BosWash corridor" before (Boston to New York to Philadelphia to Baltimore to Washington)

    Anyway, remember that Denver is hundreds of miles from any other major city

    I am pretty sure that nobody outside of those discussing the concept Klinotaxis cited actually uses it today. It's certainly not what anyone on the East Coast calls it.

    And yes, I'm well aware of how far Denver is from other things. That's why I made the bus comment. It's a far longer distance than it seems.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also people on the actual East Coast don't seem to consider Ohio part of the East Coast, but people from anywhere west of here do
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Also people on the actual East Coast don't seem to consider Ohio part of the East Coast, but people from anywhere west of here do

    I don't
  • kill living beings
    it's just waaaaay too big, and big parts of it aren't actually urbanized
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Also people on the actual East Coast don't seem to consider Ohio part of the East Coast, but people from anywhere west of here do


    As Jane said:
    Jane said:

    I mean


    it's not on the coast

    I kind of consider it one of the Great Lakes states, or the "northeast Midwest," if that makes any sense.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kind of? It is one!

    Also, I get the sense that the Intermountain West is, aside from weed and scenery, something of an afterthought for most Americans
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've definitely heard people from less populous areas of the country refer to Ohio's urban areas as "the East Coast".

    I don't quite consider it accurate--as Sredni said, we're more a Great Lakes state--but it's something I've encountered before.
  • It is a crying shame that Yell Dead Cell never appeared even once in Revengeance
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Kind of? It is one!


    Also, I get the sense that the Intermountain West is, aside from weed and scenery, something of an afterthought for most Americans
    You seem to feel your home region is underappreciated
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Underappreciated, or even just not thought about much
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Then again I do kind of bristle against how up-its-own-ass the state of Colorado is, seemingly unaware/apathetic towards its paucity of things that are conducive to human life
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You make it sound like the Australian desert or something
  • Do Coloradians in general think Boulder is a "small town" or is that just Boulderites, or just my aunt
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, I can definitely smell the difference between regular coffee and decaf.

    What's weird is that decaf actually smells a little better to me...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kexruct said:

    Do Coloradians in general think Boulder is a "small town" or is that just Boulderites, or just my aunt

    It's "Coloradans"

    Also, no, we don't think Boulder is a small town, to my knowledge
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They do call themselves the "People's Republic of Boulder" though
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was in Denver a coupla times
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I was in Denver a coupla times

    Did you like it there?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I went to my aunt's house, played a bunch of Wolfenstein 3D there, hence showing how long ago this was, but her cats made me ill because allergies. No fun. But we stayed in a nice motel, can't complain about that.

    I can't really even remember anything about Denver itself. Except that it seemed very...remote.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how so
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It felt like some kind of dream-city up in the mountains, disconnected from the outside world.

    ...holy crap, I think I understand your problem now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    you do?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yeah man
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    You make it sound like the Australian desert or something

    it's not, but there isn't a lot of water here, the air is dry, there's a lack of rain, and there's less oxygen in the air
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I never know how to feel about Grandma's generosity

    I had a bunch of money on a Kroger gift card so I offered to pick up a few things when I go out tonight

    And so she's like "here are some things I need" and...gave me cash, even though I insisted I'd pay for it myself

    It's hard not to feel like a freeloader when anything resembling reciprocity for letting me live in her house is rebuffed from the start, you know?
  • edited 2017-01-21 04:36:02
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    From what I can tell, the BosWash phenomenon is not only real, but has expanded past Washington (you can take a train directly from Boston to Richmond or Newport News if you're so inclined). If you've ever seen one of those pictures of the Earth lit up at night, that bright spot running past the north end of the Chesapeake Bay is the BosWash corridor. 

    It really is just that no one calls it that (you're far more likely to hear "Northeast Corridor", which Amtrak also uses for the section of the old Pennsy it owns between DC and NY), and that there's enough green space between cities to be deceptive (West Virginia in particular is very, very dark in comparison).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was hoping somebody would have a response to that to, I dunno, make me feel better somehow

    I really do appreciate that Grandma lets me live in her house rent-free but I wish I was able to, you know, feel like I'm pulling my weight

    But every time I suggest anything that would involve spending the slightest bit of money, even from a freakin' gift card, she refuses to accept it
  • I think that some grandmas are just that way by nature.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My grandma would probably never have accepted anything like that from me either.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Pretty much.

    ...I'm not going to get into how any of my grandparents have handled their finances, because man, would that be ugly.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    My mother and I went to Denny's today

    It was much less dumpy than I imagined, this was the first time I'd ever been to a Denny's

    Also the DreamWorks Animation tie-ins are appropriate
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Good night
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