You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Haunted houses as in a tourist attraction put together with cheap jump scares, or haunted houses as in houses that people genuinely claim to be haunted?
A car is travelling at 70 MPH, with a tank containing 50 litres of petrol. The driver is 5' 4" and weighs 9 stone. The car contains 5 pints of cider, 4 kilograms of sugar, 12lbs of rice, and 2m of ribbon. Assuming clear roads, how long is it before the car is stopped by a particularly annoyed standardisation agency?
Haunted houses as in a tourist attraction put together with cheap jump scares, or haunted houses as in houses that people genuinely claim to be haunted?
Houses people claim are haunted.
I'm not a skeptic, but I'm not exactly a believer, either.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
/r/GalaxyNote7 is full of unintentional hilarity
Take this guy, for instance. Kept his Note 7 despite the recall. Verizon cancelled his payment plan and demanded he hand over the phone or pay the full cost of it. Now he's complaining that this is "illegal" because he apparently doesn't understand that the terms of his contract allow Verizon to do such a thing when a phone is recalled.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I apparently still have Medicaid, despite that letter I got weeks ago saying my application was denied.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Now eating a panini in the university library cafe.
it is 10:00 and he will not get up or let me cuddle him!!! says he "needs more sleep", what a wretched sack o potaters. Sad!
Problem is, I can never plan more than a week in advance. Any further than that and my plans turns into "well, I guess I need more juice??"
Ouch.
A very unfortunate coincidence.
Tabby cats get their name because they are 95% Tab by volume.
Calico cats are known for their shrewd business sense, love of surfing, and their inability to turn right.
Manx cats have no tails because they angered a vengeful beauty goddess.
Cats cannot sing Auld Lang Syne.
If you laid the organs of ten cats end to end, the length of your jail sentence would be 30 years.
I'm not a skeptic, but I'm not exactly a believer, either.
the Exploding Phone™