The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2017-01-09 04:19:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  menopause
• Anonus

  2017-01-09 05:03:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  But Inside Out was excellent
  
  Also I kind of want to see just how "we've stopped caring" Ice Age 5 is
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 05:08:24

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Inside Out was on the list, but not as high as the other 3
  
  Doesn't matter anyways. Flight is delayed until morning. Which either means going home to get a scant 3 hours of sleep before rushing back or waiting in this line to try and get a free hotel room, or at least something to eat while I sleep in the terminal
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 05:08:58

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And someone's been drinking duty free alcohol, the jerks
• Anonus

  2017-01-09 05:10:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Aw jeez, good luck
  
  Your airport adventures begin as mine end...I'm at DIA now
• Calica

  2017-01-09 05:53:40

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  congratulations on returning to illuminati hq
• Crystal

  2017-01-09 06:09:05

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Daring Indigo Antelopes.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 06:10:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I have a free meal voucher but the only place open is Einstein Bros
  
  I am being punished, and I haven't even done anything wrong for, like, the past week
• Princess Alice

  2017-01-09 06:11:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I have a free meal voucher but the only place open is Einstein Bros
  
  I am being punished, and I haven't even done anything wrong for, like, the past week

  Don't let Anonus hear you speak ill of Einstein Bros...
• Princess Alice

  2017-01-09 06:18:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Is it just me, or are Twitter followers a lot more difficult to prune than Tumblr followers?

  
  

  Like my followers on Tumblr tend to fall into either "real people's personal blogs" or "spambots", and it's pretty easy to spot the latter and block them.

  
  

  But Twitter accounts have all sorts of grey areas...you have accounts that are made for advertising, but aren't spam, and are actually run by a person promoting a real product or service. I don't know whether to block them from following me or not...
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 06:49:31

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I've been in this line for half an hour. For a frigging bagel
  
  I should start redirecting my mail here
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-09 06:59:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  no bagel is worth standing in line for half an hour
• Anonus

  2017-01-09 07:07:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Imipolex G said:

  no bagel is worth standing in line for half an hour

  But bagels are excellent
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-09 07:09:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  not excellent enough to justify 30 minutes of line waiting
  
  spoiler: I hate standing in lines
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 07:44:57

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Battery at 8%
  
  And the system froze so I'm going to be in line for this measly bagel for almost 2 hours straight
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 08:20:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Im out
  
  I got all the bagels and dragged my broken corpse to a charging station. We are now set to the next three hours, as long as I don't fall asleep
• Anonus

  2017-01-09 08:24:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  good luck
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-01-09 08:45:23

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  "Say goodnight, Sredni."
  
  "'Goodnight, Sredni!'"
• Anonus

  2017-01-09 08:48:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Goodnight, Sredni!
• Toolsie

  2017-01-09 10:56:23

  ಠ_ಠ

  Just had my Expert Witness exam
  
  Fucking nailed it
• Anonus

  2017-01-09 11:06:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  cool
• Hexartes

  2017-01-09 11:27:37

  Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
• Obā-san

  2017-01-09 13:59:57

  
  

  in Life News, by brain decided that 7:15 AM is a good time to wake up for a 1:45 PM flight
• Tatterhood

  2017-01-09 14:04:32

  Tamlin said:

  in Life News, by brain decided that 7:15 AM is a good time to wake up for a 1:45 PM flight

  Mine likes to do this with exams.
  
  Early exam? Struggle to get out of bed.
  
  Evening exam? Wake up at 6 AM and can't get back to sleep.
• Obā-san

  2017-01-09 14:05:53

  
  

  YUP
• Tre

  2017-01-09 14:07:35

  
  

  circadian rhythm my ass, more like circadian neurofunk drum pattern
• Princess Alice

  2017-01-09 14:17:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This is only tangentially related but it'll be nice to be allowed to leave the state again
• Toolsie

  2017-01-09 14:46:13

  ಠ_ಠ

  My mum broke her index toe this morning.
• Toolsie

  2017-01-09 14:46:23

  ಠ_ಠ

  The toe that comes after the big toe.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 15:33:27

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Ouch. Hope that heals up soon
• Obā-san

  2017-01-09 15:49:59

  
  

  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2017/01/07/poet-i-cant-answer-questions-on-texas-standardized-tests-about-my-own-poems/
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 16:08:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  There's death of the author and then there's actively pissing on the corpse
• Obā-san

  2017-01-09 18:07:03

  
  

  I'm at
  
  the
  
  airport
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-09 18:11:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  everybody's flying these days
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-01-09 18:12:14

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  HH is a no-fly zone.
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-09 18:12:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm sad that I'm flying
  
• Toolsie

  2017-01-09 18:13:51

  ಠ_ಠ

  I'm not flying.

  
  

  I'm seated at my desk slamming my finger on my laptop keyboard in a desperate attempt to write up my dissertation.
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-09 18:14:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Slam your fingers on the keyboard long enough and you'll write the works of Shakespeare.
  
• Calica

  2017-01-09 18:18:47

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Fossilmaiden said:

  HH is a no-fly zone.

  pretend I just quoted every probirdrights tweet about no-fly zones
• Obā-san

  2017-01-09 18:44:19

  
  

  an hour until takeoff
• Toolsie

  2017-01-09 18:45:46

  ಠ_ಠ

  Well, I didn't get very far before a migraine struck.

  
  

  Yay. 
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-01-09 18:47:43

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Calica said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  HH is a no-fly zone.

  pretend I just quoted every probirdrights tweet about no-fly zones

  HH is a no-birb zone.
  
• Toolsie

  2017-01-09 18:48:28

  ಠ_ಠ

  I have to consolidate 19 pages of writing into a small section of my dissertation.

  
  

  I want to do this by using tables.

  
  

  The tables on Word are acting up and being dicks.

  
  

  I don't know how to fix this and it's stressing me out.

  
  

  Boom.

  
  

  Migraine. 
• Toolsie

  2017-01-09 18:48:42

  ಠ_ಠ

  ಠ_ಠ
• Crystal

  2017-01-09 18:50:24

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Calica said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  HH is a no-fly zone.

  pretend I just quoted every probirdrights tweet about no-fly zones

  HH is a no-birb zone.
  

  Permabans Fossil
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-01-09 18:51:28

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  How ridiculous. I'm not a bird!
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-09 19:28:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  a birb fossil
  
• Toolsie

  2017-01-09 21:45:58 edited 2017-01-09 21:46:03

  ಠ_ಠ

  Sudden dizzy spell
  
  Yay
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-09 21:48:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I can try fixing the tables

  
  

  I haven't used Word in years, but back in the day, I could make everything dance on a good day.
• Obā-san

  2017-01-09 22:32:33

  
  

  ive landed