The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @ Justice: Hm. Not bad.  When that came out my friends told me it was terrible and not to watch it.

    Also at the time one of my friends was obsessed with the expanded universe and kept diverting conversations to be about it (and would insult anyone who tried to converse with him about it for their ignorance).  It kind of put me off; I don't think I've actually watched or even much talked about anything Star Wars related since.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    -in denial-

     

    la la la la la

     

    i'm sane

     

    i'm totally sane

     

    the sanest you can get

  • The sadness will last forever.

    HOW DARE YOU CALL ME INSANE D:

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'M NOT CRAZY

    I'M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL

    I KNOW, RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T TELL
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  • I DON'T THINK ABOUT EATING PEOPLE.
  • edited 2012-04-28 01:48:07
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Hm. Not bad.  When that came out my friends told me it was terrible and not to watch it."

    ...Where your friends suffering from inoperable brain tumors? 

    Where they treckies?  

    Same thing.

    Burn!

    "Also at the time one of my friends was obsessed with the expanded universe and kept diverting conversations to be about it (and would insult anyone who tried to converse with him about it for their ignorance).  It kind of put me off; I don't think I've actually watched or even much talked about anythingStar Wars related since."

    There are some pretty cool things about the expanded universe, and some not so cool things.

    I had a friend that was like this, too. But because there where aspects that I liked and would read for myself, he couldn't diminish my love of the series.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Justice: I have never seen Mace Windu--or any Jedi, for that matter--be so *awesome.* 8o"

    That was something of a highlight of the series. Though, it's sort of a series of strung together awesome fights.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I should also mention that Grievous is much scarier in Clone Wars than he ever was in the third movie.

    He's basically a walking nexus of lightsabers and death.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When I was a kid I always wanted a pink lightsaber.

    Because blue and green and red are old hat.
  • You didn't want a pink ponysaber?
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    Mara Jade! 

    Probably the WORST thing that Timothy Zahn cooked up (though, that's saying VERY little).
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    DRESS.MOV LIVES!
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  • edited 2012-04-28 02:07:21
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    That's not how DRESS.MOV ended.  Fluttershy is clearly a revisionist.

    ^ This is probably not the most horrible thing that could possibly happen, but right now I am struggling to think of a worse thing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As a kid I always found it odd that the Jedi had lightsabers in a variety of colors (at least blue, green, and purple were shown in the movies) but all the bad guys in the movies had red.

    I'm sure the EU has some in-universe explanation for this, even if it's obviously a simple case of color-coding good vs. evil.
  • squid: they'd have to air it after the water-shed.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I keep thinking of the PONY.MOV videos as being actual episodes of the show that never aired because it's funnier that way.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Perhaps it will be the canonical season finale to the third season!!"

    Somehow, I doubt the creators could sneak in "BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS NOW! I AM YOUR GOD!"

    Although...

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  • IIRC the red focusing crystals make the lightsaber more powerful, but in a purely offensive capacity.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Red Crystals also involved egg murder in the first KoTOR game.
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    ...t-that is i-if it's ok with you....
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    D'awww.

    Maybe zombies would get shot less often if the where more polite...and cuter.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sometimes I wonder if there's a story where zombies petition for their rights and to be allowed to re-integrate into society.
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  • Anonus: Ever read Discworld?
  • edited 2012-04-28 02:22:41
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You should probably read Discworld.

    NO I HAVE BEEN NINJA'D HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
  • edited 2012-04-28 02:24:04
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^^^ I know there's a movie where the zombies regain enough intelligence to get somewhat organized and march on a human settlement.

    They win, too. But the odd thing was, they where doing it because they seemed to want better living conditions and where sick of humans driving around and shooting them in the head when the humans needed to raid a store...

    Not to say the zombies wouldn't have chowed down on some brains if a human just got too close...

    "NO I HAVE BEEN NINJA'D HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"

    Because Haven is a BIG nerd.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I haven't read Discworld. I'd been wanting to since 2008, when I discovered TV Tropes. (I initially thought the site was British partly due to this.)
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I REALLY need to read Discworld. 

    Really, I need to read more in general, but I KNOW I'll love the series, and I've never gotten around to it.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I noticed that. I attempted to rewatch APPLE.MOV, but decided I still didn't like it.
  • edited 2012-04-28 02:35:49
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^^ I need to read more Discworld.  I have several books that I haven't read yet, because uni has been taking up my time.  I figure when the course ends I'll read like a ton of them back to back.

    ^^ Yeah, that struck me as kind of weird.

    APPLE.MOV was probably my favourite, though I like MAGIC.MOV for "Crush.  Kill.  Destroy.  Swag."
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  • Sometimes I wonder if there's a story where zombies petition for their rights and to be allowed to re-integrate into society.

    I remember a comic/short graphic novel about this.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I was flipping through channels and landed on this Ancient Aliens thingy on H2. They just seriously tried to say that ancient art predicted the coming of the Large Hadron Collider...by superimposing it on the thing the same way Andrew Hussie would do to make a joke. I FIND THIS HUMERUS.

    Of course, in that universe, Earth was created by aliens, so...
  • "HA HA YOUR SEXY BOOB LADY GOT ARROWED IN THE BOOB"
  • Ich bin Baphomet.


    Gott der Templer.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And now they're trying to say Da Vinci was inspired by aliens. 

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    First important discovery of the morning: Sigmund Freud has even less academic credibility than I realised, why the fuck are they still teaching him in class let alone using him as the basis of an entire school of psychology?

    Second important discovery of the morning: Weetabix is now in waxy paper packets instead of plastic ones.  I wonder how long this has been the case without my knowledge.
  • Consumption and nutrition

    Weetabix may be served with milk (hot or cold) in a bowl, as with any other breakfast cereal, topped with sugar or fruit. They can also be toasted and topped with melted cheese, jam or nut butters. They are very light and absorbent and when soaked in milk can take on the texture of a light porridge, after very briefly retaining their initial crunchiness. Weetabix is made from whole grain wheat and is high in fibre, with 3.8g of fibre in a 37.5g serving (2 biscuits).[5]

    Dry Weetabix is so absorbent that it is extremely difficult to eat without liquid. Fund-raisers such as the Boy Scouts hold events based on this, such as returning double the entry fee for those who can eat two dry Weetabix.

  • Oh god,what is it with the English and inedible things?
  • edited 2012-04-28 03:13:51
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    You know...maybe we should be thanking History channel. 

    They're doing a great job of showing how Muldar and Scully of the X-Files would still come off as completely bat-shit insane, even if they had some semi-credible evidence

    And THAT'S why no one every believed them.

    "Sigmund Freud has even less academic credibility than I realised, why the fuck are they still teaching him in class let alone using him as the basis of an entire school of psychology?"

    He did have SOME good ideas. I think he was basically the first to propose psychological stages of development, even if those stages where all kinds of fucked up.
  • In the 1980s, Weetabix advertising anthropomorphized the biscuits, representing a group of 'street-wise' young teens, beginning as 'skinheads'. 


    O_O
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