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The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Whoever said that students were lazy has never written a lab report that is due in tomorrow in under three hours.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    first proper winter weather, 23 w 14 mph winds
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    ...I can't remember if I'm 21 or 22
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    ok I'm 22
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    that was fucked up
  • TreTre
    image
    This year has made remembering my age easier because it matches up with the last digit of my birth year.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My age always matches up with the last digit of the year so I have it easy...I guess.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I can remember my age off the top of my head

    (Watching Anthony Bourdain in class!)
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Time is an illusion and age simply a well-constructed liason for the Death-God: Captain Crunch.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why did Cap'n Crunch let his original voice actor die
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I always remember my age, name, phone number, and address.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I knew there was something sinister about Captain Crunch.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imipolex G said:

    My age always matches up with the last digit of the year so I have it easy...I guess.

    Same.

    I was born in 1990, so I'm guessing you're 1980?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    technically speaking, the tail end of '79

    but it's close enough
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm an 80s kid, I like SNES and 2D platformers
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    I am a child from the end of time, I enjoy eating ash and speaking words whose meanings were never known to the men of this world
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imipolex G said:

    I'm an 80s kid, I like SNES and 2D platformers

    That reminds me: which Sega Genesis do you prefer?

    I like the original and Anonus likes the slimmer one, so you can be our tiebreaker
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wow Centie, you're frigging old.

    Like dang, yo.

    Much older than me

    You're even older than my big brother.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I'm only maybe a year and a half younger than Central, so what does that make me...?
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Ali, Centie's, like, four years older than me. She's not that old.

    I, on the other hand, am ancient and bent over like an old man.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    In Space, no one can hear you age.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    i can't hear people age even in atmosphere
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    I'm 22 so I'm basically a WW2 veteran.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I am one of the few Heapers who was alive during the existence of the Soviet Union!
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2016-12-07 00:34:10
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Jane said:

    I'm 22 so I'm basically a WW2 veteran.

    HA!

    Older than me, older than me, older than meeeeeeeeeee!


    Yarrun XIX said:

    Ali, Centie's, like, four years older than me. She's not that old.


    I, on the other hand, am ancient and bent over like an old man.
    Also older than me.  Fiddle dee deeeeeeeeeeee, older than meeeeeeeeee!  Yar har har and fiddle dee deeeeeee, I'm gonna steal the treasure for meeeeeeeee!  Older than me, older than me!

    The only heaper I know for a fact is NOT older than me is Tre.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Being half-skeleton, I am afraid I could not possibly say the same
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    What about Kex?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel like Heapers are mostly clustered around the 1990-96 range, but it'd be cool to see statistics
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kex may or may not be younger than I am.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Central Avenue said:

    I feel like Heapers are mostly clustered around the 1990-96 range, but it'd be cool to see statistics

    My age, like my name, is secret.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Central Avenue said:

    I feel like Heapers are mostly clustered around the 1990-96 range, but it'd be cool to see statistics

    We've have to break out the charts!

    Flow, possible even pie!
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2016-12-07 00:33:21
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dangit Counterclock, messing up my Tripleposts.

    You're not even a qualified statistician!  

    As a stats major, I am clearly the only one worthy of these numbers.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Remember to tip your waitresses... possibly on how to beat Super Mario 64 (That's a hard game, I certainly wish I got the hottest tips on how to beat it)
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My youngest sister's birthday is today!  She turns 15!
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Aliroz said:

    My youngest sister's birthday is today!  She turns 15!

    aha, a hint

    by consulting actuarial tables i can conclude that aliroz is 289, plus or minus 5000
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Happy hatchday Aliroz's sister
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Counterclock said:

    Remember to tip your waitresses... possibly on how to beat Super Mario 64 (That's a hard game, I certainly wish I got the hottest tips on how to beat it)

    You need to grab Bowser's tail
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    Central Avenue said:

    I feel like Heapers are mostly clustered around the 1990-96 range, but it'd be cool to see statistics

    My age, like my name, is secret.
    But you're giving us enough information to figure it out, silly gator!

    If Yarrun (1994) is older than you, but Tre (1996) is younger than you, that only leaves a range of a year or two...
  • HexartesHexartes
    Aliroz said:

    Kex may or may not be younger than I am.

    Think I'm just a smidge younger; my birthday is March 24th, 1997
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    Aliroz said:

    Central Avenue said:

    I feel like Heapers are mostly clustered around the 1990-96 range, but it'd be cool to see statistics

    My age, like my name, is secret.
    you're 5.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm older than Yarrun, by a few months
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2016-12-07 00:47:26
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ^^I am not even an age divisible by five.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    I like pie
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I like Odra and pie.

    Do you like Rhubarb?  Pumpkin?  Lemon?
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    I like lemon pie

    And peach pie
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    man who even needs op-amps
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2016-12-07 00:50:29
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Aw dang, peach pie is fantastic!

    My aunt, who grew up in Oklahoma, made the best dang peach pie I ever ate.

    If I ever get the recipe, I would totally send it to you, or share one with you or any heaper if we ever met in real life.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Pizza is also a type of pie, one I do enjoy on occassion.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Central Avenue said:

    Imipolex G said:

    I'm an 80s kid, I like SNES and 2D platformers

    That reminds me: which Sega Genesis do you prefer?

    I like the original and Anonus likes the slimmer one, so you can be our tiebreaker
    both are nice, but I prefer the original.

    it's the only console design I ever really liked, honestly.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    ^^I am not even an age divisible by five.

    Aliroz's official age: ∫cos(2π/x) dx
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