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  • I just keep thinking about how the Wizard World in Harry Potter books never has the right amount of imagination.


    All this talk about how Time Turners and Horcruxes are far too dangerous to toy with doesn't make sense. We're humans. We've searched out dangerous radioactive substances, injected diseases into our own bodies and launched ourselves and innocent animals into space only to die, and that's just the stuff that we did in the name of science and hasn't been deeply classified by some government power. I refuse to believe that no one has been reckless or desperate or driven enough to toy with time travel or supposedly dark arts with benevolent motives in mind. Especially because time travel with no caveats is, in terms of power rankings, a few shakes short of absolute omnipotence, and anyone who figured that out would end up somewhere between 'undisputed ruler of whatever  they desire' and 'deity'.
    This post confuses me because I'm not exactly sure what you want out of the series? But what you're describing is essentially very spec ficcy, not quite in line with the goals of Harry Potter as a series.
  • no one commented on the Mug and that makes me sad
  • kill living beings
    well i don't know what "Mug" is
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I more-or-less just woke up (good morning), and it was what caught my attention while waking up, heh.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Upd8: I still exist.

    So does the cat, who is still cute and furry and hyper and snuggly.

    This has 8een your upd8. Carry on.
  • Jane said:

    no one commented on the Mug and that makes me sad

    Technically, my response about the horcruxes came from your mention of a phylactery
  • oh also I had a 8irthday and am now 605 years old

    they just don't mean as much once you pass your 8icentennial, and that was centuries ago.
  • Kexruct said:

    I just keep thinking about how the Wizard World in Harry Potter books never has the right amount of imagination.


    All this talk about how Time Turners and Horcruxes are far too dangerous to toy with doesn't make sense. We're humans. We've searched out dangerous radioactive substances, injected diseases into our own bodies and launched ourselves and innocent animals into space only to die, and that's just the stuff that we did in the name of science and hasn't been deeply classified by some government power. I refuse to believe that no one has been reckless or desperate or driven enough to toy with time travel or supposedly dark arts with benevolent motives in mind. Especially because time travel with no caveats is, in terms of power rankings, a few shakes short of absolute omnipotence, and anyone who figured that out would end up somewhere between 'undisputed ruler of whatever  they desire' and 'deity'.
    This post confuses me because I'm not exactly sure what you want out of the series? But what you're describing is essentially very spec ficcy, not quite in line with the goals of Harry Potter as a series.
    I just don't see how Wizard Society could have co-existed with Muggle Society without taking some aspects that are endemic to how Muggle Society works. Namely, humanity's tendency to keep toying with certain ideas, even though all evidence has shown that toying with them can be really, really frigging dangerous. 

    I'd probably be less of a pain about this if Wizard Society was more distinctly separate from Muggle Society, with interaction between the two being very rare, but there's so much metaphorical and often literal intermarrying between the two that it's remarkable that the former doesn't more closely resemble the latter.
  • edited 2016-11-28 17:18:34
    kill living beings
    i dunno, wizard society seems pretty separate most of the time. i mean there's some crossover but ron's dad barely understands what a fucking car is

    it comes off as a bit silly but whatever man.

    and the president of the american wizards in the 1920s is a woman of color (still think that's a bit neat)
  • Happy Spider Day, Vriska

    Thanks ::::)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So horcruxes are just phylacteries, right
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Happy Petrification Day!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, I'm returning to work today...I think.

    Wish me luck!
  • Luck!

    Happy [WITTY PHRASE INVOLVING SPIDERS OR GORGONS] day, Vriska!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    happy birthday Vriska

    yours is the day before mine
  • happy birthdayday
  • edited 2016-11-28 19:01:54
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    happy birthdayday


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Update: it seems it wasn't a shooting, as such...rather, the assailant drove a car into some pedestrians and then attacked people with a knife

    Then he was shot by police
  • Kexruct said:

    I just keep thinking about how the Wizard World in Harry Potter books never has the right amount of imagination.


    All this talk about how Time Turners and Horcruxes are far too dangerous to toy with doesn't make sense. We're humans. We've searched out dangerous radioactive substances, injected diseases into our own bodies and launched ourselves and innocent animals into space only to die, and that's just the stuff that we did in the name of science and hasn't been deeply classified by some government power. I refuse to believe that no one has been reckless or desperate or driven enough to toy with time travel or supposedly dark arts with benevolent motives in mind. Especially because time travel with no caveats is, in terms of power rankings, a few shakes short of absolute omnipotence, and anyone who figured that out would end up somewhere between 'undisputed ruler of whatever  they desire' and 'deity'.
    This post confuses me because I'm not exactly sure what you want out of the series? But what you're describing is essentially very spec ficcy, not quite in line with the goals of Harry Potter as a series.
    I just don't see how Wizard Society could have co-existed with Muggle Society without taking some aspects that are endemic to how Muggle Society works. Namely, humanity's tendency to keep toying with certain ideas, even though all evidence has shown that toying with them can be really, really frigging dangerous. 

    I'd probably be less of a pain about this if Wizard Society was more distinctly separate from Muggle Society, with interaction between the two being very rare, but there's so much metaphorical and often literal intermarrying between the two that it's remarkable that the former doesn't more closely resemble the latter.
    I mean, there are numerous thematic justifications for it at least. Wizards are intentionally pretty backwards and snobbish. I don't really care much for arguments of logic especially with fantasy. "Wizards are kind of dumb" is just as much a pretense of the story as "magic exists."
  • edited 2016-11-28 19:41:46
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Why is is that 80s kids can't admit that their favorite genre of Metroidvanias is actually just a shittier version of their much maligned collectathons
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Metroid games, with the exception of Metroid Fusion, are just not fun. Banjo Kazooie and Spyro are fun. Sadly, 80s kids can't admit this basic fact
  • kill living beings
    Why is it that chuck entertainment cheeses partisans can't acknowledge that light gun games were never really that good
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Why is it that chuck entertainment cheeses partisans can't acknowledge that light gun games were never really that good

    The ones where you use a joystick are better
  • kill living beings
    Tito dick dickman is the worst character and i don't need to have seen The Three Good Episodes to know that
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Bro I'm not an 80s kid so you're obviously not talking about me, but I do like Metroidvanias and just like how they work, I'd sincerely appreciate it if you could approach this take you have on video game genre differences without filtering it through this - to me - spiteful lens.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Tito dick dickman is the worst character and i don't need to have seen The Three Good Episodes to know that

    The three good episodes:

    1: The one where the Eds break reality

    2: The one where Squidward travels through time

    3: The one where Ben Horne goes crazy and thinks he's a civil war general
  • kill living beings
    True
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Remember that one antinatalist who became a mgtow overnight after his girlfriend left him
  • My 8irthyday was actually 8ack on the 24th 8ut I didn't come in that day.

    8ut thank you all ::::D
  • also why do I read "Metroidvania" as "Megalovania" every fricking time
  • You'd be stupid too if you'd learned to rely on magic for everything

    Cracked treated the lack of professions available for wizards as a worldbuilding flaw but the idea that most wizards are subsistence farmers doing private magical study both makes perfect sense to me and is pretty neat
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    TIL there are dry roasted honey roasted peanuts and now I want some.
  • edited 2016-11-28 21:55:04
    *CRASH*
    Someone talking shit about Metroid?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Fix the roof first jerk.
  • kill living beings
    Note to self: it's not that cold yet but wear your scarf and gloves anyway because not that cold is still pretty cold
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Tito dick dickman is the worst character and i don't need to have seen The Three Good Episodes to know that

    The three good episodes:

    1: The one where the Eds break reality

    2: The one where Squidward travels through time

    3: The one where Ben Horne goes crazy and thinks he's a civil war general
    You forgot the one where Cadpig tricks Mooch into thinking she loves him
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Anyway, I'm glad Centie wasn't at school this semester...
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I assume you're referring to the recent incident here.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Anyway, I'm glad Centie wasn't at school this semester...

    I figured you'd say that
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    "This semester" seems a bit extreme to me. "That day," though, absolutely.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wait, what?

    What recent incident?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh gosh.  

    I... I have no words.
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