The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    Guess who's on her way home from the mental hospital!

    Welcome back, CA!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Womz
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    worms
  • Shiningblack beetlewings polished is he
    Deepsheened tortoiseshell Majesty
    Almost as furclad in his peackock feathers he
    Burnished dark rosewood embodied with motherpearl
    Some of the armour of the Rainbow Messiah
    Brightfire of morning lightbearing fallen
    Falsifier telescope viewed topsy-turvy
    Motherliquor life's flicker soullicker
    He comes and he goes
    There where he wants in the Shinig of your mind
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Presently, after a pause, cigarette in motion, "You can't hear them when they come in."

    Tantivy knows which "they." His eyes shift away. There is silence for a bit.

    "Of course you can't, they go faster than sound."

    "Yes but - that's not it," words are bursting out between the pulses of shivering - "the other kind, those V-ls, you can hear them. Right? Maybe you have a chance to get out of the way. But these things explode first, a-and then you hear them coming in. Except that, if you're dead, you don't hear them."

    "Same in the infantry. You know that. You never hear the one that gets you."

    "Uh, but - "

    "Think of it as a very large bullet, Slothrop. With fins."

    "Jesus," teeth chattering, "you're such a comfort."
  • In the world of Donut the Pokemon trainer, just got the fifth badge.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It is born asleep and dies asleep.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    All its movements are apparently no more than the results of tossing and turning in its dreams.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    there's a heavy-handed metaphor in there
  • I took a shower

    and now, Pride and Prejudice and Thanksgiving
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I wish my co-workers didn't get Thanksgiving off. I have Thursdays off, and it is no fun not working if nobody else is working.

    Nobody working is logically the same as everybody working (if everyone is X, no one is X).

    And then we're all working on Thanksgiving, for no pay. Except if everyone is not getting paid, then nobody is not getting paid.

    So confusing.

    I'm failing not to be otherwise than non-unpaid for work I'm not proceeding to not avoid doing.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    In other words, I am not unthankful for multiple negatives.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    And triple posts.
  • Reading Chew, the comic book. I've read some grade-A, high-quality nonsense wrapped up in effective storytelling before, but this is something else.

    Also, Aliroz

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    Gun hat.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT GUN HAT 
  • It should be safe to spoil this, because it's a bonus comic

    I'm reading a comic about a British man with a super-hat and a robot chicken (yes, like that one) team up to stop a man who figured out how raining frogs works, extrapolated to make it rain live cattle, and tries to extort Britain into paying him cash money to not rain every cow, sheep and chicken in the home counties onto London.

    It's pretty amazing.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    And a small one is a gattling.

    Man, I gotta get the ghost of J.M.  Browning to design me one of those.  A gator gattling.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nobody is raining me onto London
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

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  • nobody is raining me onto London

    Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if you lot are getting rained onto London.

    Someone did figure out how to alter your genetic makeup so that you spontaneously combust though.

    But so does any meat made from your flesh, eventually, so that balances out
  • edited 2016-11-24 20:54:55
    Tuned into Agents of SHIELD once long enough to hear Phil Coulson say he plays Call of Duty
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Heading to Thanksgiving dinner with the paterfamilias. See y'all.
  • edited 2016-11-24 22:38:19
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Kexruct said:

    Tuned into Agents of SHIELD once long enough to hear Phil Coulson say he plays Call of Duty

    Not really interested in having an MCU discussion in this thread, but I do have to say I liked how much of a dork he was in The Avengers.
  • Holy shit

    I've just beat the 8th gym leader, the one I was least looking forwards to, in one go using just two Pokemon.

    Wooooooo
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Congraaaaats!

    Also Tools, if you have a 3DS, I highly recommend buying one of the seventh generation games. They're pretty great.
  • Thank you!

    And I've just got a bog standard DSi.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Aw. So, what's your team right now?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Did u kno the lady who voices Marcel the Shell and Pony Head is dating Chris Evans
  • Donut's team right now:

    * Rock - Level 39 female Boldore
    * Peanut - Level 39 female Stoutland
    * Sprinkles - Level 38 male Serperior
    * Dragon - Level 42 female Druddigon
    * Pigeon - level 37 male Unfezant
    * Meatloaf - level 45 male Sawk
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Haha, nice, half of those are ones I was fond of using too. Specifically Boldore, Stoutland, and Serperior (until I eventually stopped using it like an awful trainer). I used Throh instead of Sawk though since I liked the bulk.
  • Man, I for some reason can't remember what team I beat Black with. I had Emboar, Haxorus, Archeops, and..............some other pokemon???
  • I have a lot of levelling up to do before I take on the Elite Four. Not going anywhere near Victory Road until all my Pokemon are at least Level 45.

    Sawk is currently there because Team Plasma has a tendency to use Pokemon that are weak to Fight, so I used him non stop through those stages where you do nothing but fight Plasma grunts.
  • The "Double Kick" move got spammed quite a lot.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Double Kick is such a good and fun move. My Centie-bait pokemon has always had a use for it since caught.
  • edited 2016-11-24 23:26:32
    ಠ_ಠ
    ...

    I had been playing for nine hours straight.

    Yesterday I had just got the third gym badge.

    Now I'm prepping for the Elite Four.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miltank!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • okay but how did they manage to make this video sound EXACTLY LIKE NPR
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • Last night, for the first time ever, I dreamt that my teeth were falling out.

    Or that they had fallen out and when I collected them in my hands they had been replaced by the plastic things you find on noise cancelling earphones.

    With a surprising lack of blood.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was thinking the other day of when I lost my baby teeth, and one of them was just sort of dangling there and I'd push it around with my tongue.

    Good times
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Always fun.
  • The last tooth I had came out when I was 13.

    I remember it well because I was at school in the morning trying to eat a muffin, but couldn't because of this tooth. So I went to the toilets in the school canteen, got some wet paper towels, and just wiggled and pulled until it came out.

    It was ready to come out, so it wasn't that bad.

    Unlike the one that came out two years prior to that. *shudders* there was so much blood...
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