The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 00:52:01

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Congrats, Nanners
• MetaFour

  2016-11-20 01:16:36

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Very nice.
• SF_Sorrow

  2016-11-20 01:20:00

  
  

  congrats~
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-11-20 01:25:28

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  My boy~ :3
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 01:58:59

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Crystal said:

  https://twitter.com/xhlrud/status/799938036259639297

  I am mildly disappointed by Skeletor, but everything else is so perfect
• Imipolex G

  2016-11-20 02:24:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  bump the beaky
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 03:12:22

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  If you ever hear a story about me calling Death Note and Inuyasha entry-level garbage, I'd like to clarify that I never said they were garbage and that it was the end of a very long day.
• Imipolex G

  2016-11-20 03:17:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  just as planned
  
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 03:31:08

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yarrun XIX said:

  If you ever hear a story about me calling Death Note and Inuyasha entry-level garbage, I'd like to clarify that I never said they were garbage and that it was the end of a very long day.

  Willem Dafoe will play Ryuk in the upcoming movie
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 03:32:40

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  He has no impact on whether or not I consider Death Note to be entry-level not-garbage
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 03:34:40

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Light will be played by that kid from The Fault In Our Stars and L will be played by the guy who played Snoop Dogg in Straight Outta Compton
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 03:35:21

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Sredni would be very mad to hear someone say his favorite anime is entry-level garbage
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 03:39:37

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  It is a good thing I referred to it as entry-level not-garbage then
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 03:43:57

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It's kinda mindblowing how rarely the wheel was independently invented
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-11-20 03:45:00

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Willem Dafoe as Yuri's Borg in Alien Nine.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-11-20 03:47:09

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I'm kind of terrified that all these jokes about Death Note will make a newbie legitimately think that it is my favourite anime and I think that would be my own private hell.
  
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 03:52:00

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Well just tell our only newbie it isn't
• Imipolex G

  2016-11-20 03:52:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it isn't???!?!?!!
  
• Crystal

  2016-11-20 03:52:35

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  We all know it's Goro Goro Iki anyway.
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-11-20 04:10:35

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Everyone knows that your favourite anime is K-On!, anyway.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 04:15:26

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  I'm kind of terrified that all these jokes about Death Note will make a newbie legitimately think that it is my favourite anime and I think that would be my own private hell.
  

  is...this something I missed while I was away?
• Crystal

  2016-11-20 04:17:00

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  I'm kind of terrified that all these jokes about Death Note will make a newbie legitimately think that it is my favourite anime and I think that would be my own private hell.
  

  is...this something I missed while I was away?

  Just in-jokes teasing Vash about his distaste for DN, something that I think started before you left anyway.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-11-20 04:24:36

  kill living beings
  

  Dirk Gently seems like a weird show
• Aliroz

  2016-11-20 05:13:51

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  My brother proposed to his girlfriend, and she said yes.

  
  

  I went to a celebration today.

  
  

  Infinite happiness.
• Aliroz

  2016-11-20 05:14:07

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  This is the happiest I've been in weeks.
• Aliroz

  2016-11-20 05:14:11

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Resurgam.
• Anonus

  2016-11-20 05:17:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  yay!

  
  

  good night
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 05:19:13

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Congratulations to your brother, Tineye!
• Section42L

  2016-11-20 05:28:25

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I'm late to both of these things, but congrats to Naney and Aliroz!
• lee4hmz

  2016-11-20 05:30:59

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Aliroz: Yay!
• Imipolex G

  2016-11-20 05:32:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE
  
  
  
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 12:24:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yay!
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 12:51:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-super-popular-youtube-genres-you-didnt-know-existed/

  
  

  This is a pretty old man-y article
• Crystal

  2016-11-20 14:32:34

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  ... You're right.
• Section42L

  2016-11-20 16:48:23

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Felix Clay said:

  However, for some of us, one thing will remain constant no matter how advanced video games get, and that is that watching someone else play a game as boring as shit.

  Because I never enjoyed watching my brother play video games before Lets Players were ever a thing.
• Aliroz

  2016-11-20 16:52:08

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I always liked watching my brother play computer games.
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 16:53:44

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It's the unearned "we" that so plagues clickbait articles.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 16:56:35

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Section42L said:

  Felix Clay said:

  However, for some of us, one thing will remain constant no matter how advanced video games get, and that is that watching someone else play a game as boring as shit.

  Because I never enjoyed watching my brother play video games before Lets Players were ever a thing.

  -eyes narrow-

  
  

  Felix Clay...
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 16:58:33

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Watching someone play games is, on the grand scale of things, way less obviously boring than watching someone cook food
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 17:01:11

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Oh yeah Felix Clay is one of the many unfunny hacks Cracked keeps around, right?
• Section42L

  2016-11-20 17:02:08

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  He's the guy who wrote that article you linked and that I quoted from.
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 17:02:27

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I know, just more generally
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-11-20 17:03:39

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  6 Hit Fictional Characters That You Didn't Know Existed
  
  6: Harry Potter
  4: Sherlock Holmes
  2: Batman
  
• Section42L

  2016-11-20 17:04:53

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  ^^ Fair.
• Odradek

  2016-11-20 17:07:25

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Fossilmaiden said:

  6 Hit Fictional Characters That You Didn't Know Existed
  
  6: Harry Potter
  4: Sherlock Holmes
  2: Batman
  

  A BOY who's a WIZARD??? Millenials amiright!
• Section42L

  2016-11-20 17:18:15 edited 2016-11-20 17:18:30

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  The guy then proceeds to snark on Pokemon for no reason in that article.
  
  I don't even know.
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-11-20 17:31:23

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Tony Blair is returning to politics and called Jeremy Corbyn a nutter. War criminals in glass houses, I suppose.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-11-20 17:35:53

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Section42L said:

  The guy then proceeds to snark on Pokemon for no reason in that article.
  
  I don't even know.

  Felix Clay is incapable of not ranting about tangential topics for no good reason
• Imipolex G

  2016-11-20 17:55:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  reading Cracked? in 2016?
  
  some people never learn
  
• Toolsie

  2016-11-20 19:43:18

  ಠ_ಠ

  The heating on this train is intense.
  
  Not helped by my woollen socks and skinny jeans combo.