I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Why in the fuck doesn't the Washington Post have the decency to tell you when you're about to run out of free articles before you do? The New York Times does!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I got here at 3:30 only to find out that work doesn't start until 5:00 today
Got another half hour of sitting around waiting, basically
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm going to die before my shift is over. 😐
No, wait, not me, the other thing.
My phone battery is going to die before my shift is over. 😐
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Breaking News: Queen City Unicorns win World Series
"I didn't even know that team existed," says Commissioner of Baseball
Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers? No, we shall not abandon the dream. As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy. The grand lake of mud, hidden now, from sight. The cosmos, of course! New ideas, of the higher plane!
Let us sit about, and speak feverishly. Chatting into the wee hours of...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
waiterman waiterman waiterman
you know what today is, right?
I sure, do, chef! It's halloween, it is!
halloween...? whoops
y ou said "whoops"
that's never a good sign
well i thoughgt it was easter
so i brough you this chocolate rabbit
where did you get a chocolate rabbit in october?
i've hsad it for a while now
"BEST BEFORE: 08-17-2006"
ignore that, they just addd that fore the holiday seeason
o...k then
nice costume, by the way
costume?
you're wearing a huge disaper and a t-shirt that says "IT'S A GIRL", chef
this is just my everydays work clothes
but you didn't wear it yesterday
that's becuase yesterday was sunday, not everyday
keep up, waiterman
oh, right
so, you ready to get back to work?
i might take teh night off, actually
chef, we've been working 7 and a half hours already
there's less than 30 minutes left in our shift
that's less than thirty minutes i could spend munching on a delicious chocolate bunny!
you have another one?
no, i was hoping you'd share yours
mid-2000s chocolate bunnys aren't the most common thing, you know
here, you take the first bite
*CRUNCH*
ooh, you can really taste the Bush Administration in this one
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wish I had my PS4, but at least I have my pajamas
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Got another half hour of sitting around waiting, basically
No, wait, not me, the other thing.
My phone battery is going to die before my shift is over. 😐
PM me if it's too sensitive
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
"I didn't even know that team existed," says Commissioner of Baseball
Let us sit about, and speak feverishly. Chatting into the wee hours of...
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead