The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I kinda wish I was heaping for more of the goofiness. There must be a goofiness renaissance!

    Also Haven, it's a BIRTH CERTIFICATE, not a check. Your pun is invalid.

    You could've gotten a little extra mileage by saying it was "void".

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You could've gotten a little extra mileage by saying it was "void".
    ...

    See, this is why you are our resident Pungeon Master.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So ODOT's 1977 Transportation Map shows I-71 on all four sides of the Columbus Innerbelt. I wonder if it was actually signed as such.

    image

    Today I-71 follows only the South and East Innerbelt--the west Innerbelt carries OH 315 and the North Innerbelt carries I-670 (which has since been extended in both directions)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is it weird that I'm wondering if "COLUMBUS" is set in Helvetica Compressed?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not any weirder than that time that I asked you what typeface "Columbus" was set in on the 1928 map.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (You posted right as I clicked on the thread)

    ...You know "Horsechestra" makes me think of February, when I caught up on Homestuck. That feels like ages ago.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find it kind of weird that I-70 west of Downtown Columbus was built where it was. It pretty much cuts a swath straight through the Franklinton and Hilltop neighborhoods.

    Which I guess isn't that weird in and of itself, but the original proposals for the freeway had it follow the path of present-day I-670...which wasn't completed until 2003.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Sullivant" is still strange to me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's funny, because it just seems like a normal name to me. I guess because I've grown up with it.

    (The street is named for Lucas Sullivant, the founder of Franklinton, which was the first settlement in Central Ohio and eventually became part of Columbus)
  • edited 2011-09-09 03:57:08
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "You could've gotten a little extra mileage by saying it was "void"."


    I have to admit that this is one of your puns in recent memory that made me laugh instead of groan.
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  • edited 2011-09-09 14:47:23
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    YOU JUST GOT "BALLED" RANDOM JAPANESE MAN!

    (Potentially NSFW image removed - Anonus)

    That's what happens when you bring a gun to a magic scrotum fight!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There are no words
  • edited 2011-09-09 14:47:49
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    D'waaaa, looka the little Tanuki! What's it doing, little guys?! Whatsitdoing?! 
    image


    OH JESUS LOOK OUT!

    (Potentially NSFW image removed - Anonus)
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  • edited 2011-09-09 14:33:46
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Those pictures amuse me but I am not sure if they're NSFW or not. I mean they do involve scrotums but they're oversized and not very recognizable.
  • edited 2011-09-09 14:37:23
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The last one is straight out of wikipedia....

    Granted, you get treated to some interesting sights if you look up human sexual organs...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm worried about editing them out, as even though they amuse me Vanilla would not be pleased if they knew about them being here and I don't wanna get us kicked off.
  • edited 2011-09-09 14:42:41
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Look again...

    They balls are now HOTLINKS. 

    Anything is possible when your man has Tanuki brand magic scrotum. 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't think we're even supposed to link to them. I'll get rid of them to be on the safe side. Sorry.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    trailers
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know I had a dream the other night that for some reason my family was temporarily going to be living in trailers, and we were trying to divide them up.

    I think my brother and I had a trailer to ourselves, and my parents and my sister had another one.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Like...movie trailers?

    Or the ones that disappear (reappear) into (from) trailer space when Optimus Prime needs to kick some ass?


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Your dreams are more interesting than mine.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They are?
  • edited 2011-09-10 03:31:35
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My experiences with trailer parks aren't the great...

    But they're generally occupied by people with little income, so no huge surprise there. 

    ...I'm surprised I don't listen to music while on the fora(s) (well this is getting complicated, I just had to pluralize a word that's a plural) that often. 

    Granted, if I really need to concentrate,  music is a distraction for me.
  • edited 2011-09-10 03:44:09
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I swear. I must be moderately dyslexic. 

    I get my "there, their, they're"s wrong. I get me "know, no"s wrong...

    My old, OLD handle used to be "Dyslexic_Dog". While I had it someone told me their handle used to be "Dyslexic_Pony" and I wanted to hit them.

    This was pre-FiM, BTW.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well TVT and HH are the fora(s). I think.

    The categories (subforums) here are not very distinct.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I need more pony gifs.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Everypony needs more pony gifs.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I keep wondering if Summit will be relevant after The Twilight Saga is over.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    @Anonus: Have they really done anything else besides Twilight? I know I can't think of anything off-hand.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Hurt Locker is apparently one of their few other successes.

    I keep wondering because I want "ABC Inc" to pretend to purchase it, and for some reason my imaginary business decisions need grounding in reality.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Heh, I see.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And yet I just bought the Care Bears and Strawberry Shortcake. What I mean to do with them, I don't know
  • edited 2011-09-10 06:06:59
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Those two never did do a crossover, did they? I don't know if it'd be a good idea, but if you have them, why not?

    Also, horror of horrors, I clicked on an Urban Dictionary link just now, and saw a Snorg ad where the model was actually kind of cute instead of just derpy-looking. Amazing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For some reason I think doing an unnecessarily grim-and-gritty Care Bears revival is amusing.
  • Care Bears are like the pac-man of Cartoons.

    No, It didn't need to be revived Capcom!
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    @Anonus: What's funny about that is that the first two movies were pretty damn harsh to begin with. They swing back and forth between sugary filler and genuinely creepy so often that you'd think AH or Shigesato Itoi was involved.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Upon hearing that I wanted to watch one of them.
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  • edited 2011-09-10 16:40:00
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    UNITED ARTISTS.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    UNTIED ARTISTS.
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