The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How long does one have to be getting dismal internet speeds before it's appropriate to gripe to @twc_help on Twitter?
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    How long does one have to be getting dismal internet speeds before it's appropriate to gripe to @twc_help on Twitter?

    1 second.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *dunks the next Imi in a vat of cheese sauce*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mmmmm...cheese
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    FRESH OATS

    FRESH OATS

    FRESH OATS
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    HYPER OATS
  • FRESH OATS


    FRESH OATS

    FRESH OATS
    that's my ultra chocolate zombie


  • my YouTube recommendations are something else
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Tre: The salt in the comments on that is delicious
  • So I found out this story plan that I made when I was 18 in my OSPB (Official Story Planning Book)

    I think I wrote the plan when I was sleep deprived or after sniffing my gluestick.

    Possibly both. 
  • edited 2016-09-19 18:25:23
    ಠ_ಠ
    fucking thing
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what happens in the gluestick story plan
  • a lot of things, nearly all of it incoherent
  • Would you like a full manuscript of what sleep-deprived-glue-stick-high 18 year old me wrote?
  • Doesn't matter, you're getting it:

    Dumb Sorority girls
    Road trip to see alpha's parents
    Tag along British exchange student studying abroad

    CRAM IN HORROR TROPES

    car runs out of fuel in middle of nowhere
    bf + alpha goes to find help
    student calls repair and goes to find alpha
    creepy graveyard with creepy child singing
    creepy haunted house

    [scribbed out] bf alpha has turned into wax model
    student runs away + drives away with other girls
    "we're in a horror novel!" [/scribbled out]

    nothing happens alpha + bf can't get in house
    walk away unaware of being watched from high window

    reach hometown and settle down at house
    alpha's friend hears noise and goes to investigate
    bumps into student.
    hears noise from basement, decide to investigate at day
    next day, alpha's parents have been killed

    after questioning student + friend #1 reveal hearing noises from basement
    check basement
    nothing
    everyone accuse student + #1 of being crazy

    [scribbled out] sent away to loony bin [/scribbled out]

    thinking about what noise was
    knocked out by injection

    student wake up in abandoned hospital with abandoned playground outside alone
    find blood and bodies everywhere
    [scribbled out] one girl creepy boy explains what's wrong [/scribbled out]
    find notebook detailing what happened
    student and #1 escape [scribbled out] only to find alpha friend #2 hanging in a tree in playground/wood [/scribbled out]
    big thunderstorm, forced to stay inside
    stay in lobby near door


    [scribbled out] find secret passage into creepy abandoned warehouse in city.
    cut back to sorority to find alpha + everyone else in house is dead. [/scribbled out]
    hijack car

    find message in blood "there can only be one"
    killer was ex-sorority who was falsely accused of murder 2 years ago (#1 was freshman, now junior, was present at time, but never stood up in defence)
    was responsible for hospital murders
    lived in house in middle of nowhere
    creepy child was sister
    #1 shoots her from behind
    goes to England with student

    THE END

    student + #1 = fire forged friends
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It has an abandoned warehouse, at least.

    Nothing with an abandoned warehouse can be entirely bad.
  • kill living beings
    Irl I'm basically peridot "traitorous clod" but with different insults. People stare
  • edited 2016-09-19 21:53:43
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Pac-Man is an atrocious game

    From its shameless retro-attempt to appeal to eighties kids, to its idiotically simplistic gameplay, the whole package is just insultingly indie. Ghosts are added, perhaps as some sort of ham-fisted symbol of death, and the whole game revolves around eating flashing pellets, perhaps reflecting the creator's obsession with food.  Pac-Man himself controls like a sack of potatos, and the whole game seems destined to be played by those who have only played classic games through the use of emulators and save states.

    Fine, if you're one of those insipid manchildren who prefer hamburgers to steak, Spec Ops to CAVE shooters, beer to wine, and Russell to Nietzsche, but for those of us who are adults, Pac-Man offers little.

    0/10
  • kill living beings
    Spec ops to cave... that's beautifully absurd. But i have to knock off a point for "potatos". I give this review four stars.
  • pac man is bad yes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Have to admit I never liked Pac-Man

    and, when it comes to cannibalism, I do prefer hamburgers
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Have to admit I never liked Pac-Man

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    also, truthfully, when I think of Pac-Man, I think of one of H-B's lowlights:



    (I didn't actually watch this episode just now, but from what I remember they were all interchangeable phoned-in formula)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    also Pac-Man was voiced by Marty Ingels, who also voiced Beegle Beagle in another boring lowlight The Great Grape Ape
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I didn't know Pac-Man had to shave
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Pac-Man 2 is a weird game

    Help Pac-Man fight off a serious problem with depression.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It was the depression quest of its day.

    Pac-Man was not ready for Baby Pac-Man
  • edited 2016-09-19 23:16:16
    The dark depths of Pac-Man's personal life. He has never truly been happy after his heyday.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    ATTN British people: Does any of this ring any bells for you guys?


    Reposting this for Tachyon
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i remember The Raven

    and Bernard's Watch and The Queen's Nose (the latter based on a novel by my favourite childhood author, Dick King-Smith)
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    david simon just used the n word in a tweet

    I don't have a witty comment, I just needed to put that out there
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/778039688879808512

    is it wrong that i'm not upset, given his intent?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    and the sheer tone-deafness of what he's commenting on?
  • kill living beings
    it seems like the joke is the idea of trump saying "my nigga". if so i'm laffin
  • > check tumblr after my shift is over

    > 300+ new notes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    N word
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    (that being "Nintendo")
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    What post?
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    My phone decided to turn off cookie saving of its own accord. Rude.
  • kill living beings
    sleep is fake actually
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i always suspected
  • I am finally home from a long day at University

    Now to wait for my sainsburys shopping
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Somehow still awake!
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