You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Dumb Sorority girls Road trip to see alpha's parents Tag along British exchange student studying abroad
CRAM IN HORROR TROPES
car runs out of fuel in middle of nowhere bf + alpha goes to find help student calls repair and goes to find alpha creepy graveyard with creepy child singing creepy haunted house
[scribbed out] bf alpha has turned into wax model student runs away + drives away with other girls "we're in a horror novel!" [/scribbled out]
nothing happens alpha + bf can't get in house walk away unaware of being watched from high window
reach hometown and settle down at house alpha's friend hears noise and goes to investigate bumps into student. hears noise from basement, decide to investigate at day next day, alpha's parents have been killed
after questioning student + friend #1 reveal hearing noises from basement check basement nothing everyone accuse student + #1 of being crazy
[scribbled out] sent away to loony bin [/scribbled out]
thinking about what noise was knocked out by injection
student wake up in abandoned hospital with abandoned playground outside alone find blood and bodies everywhere [scribbled out] one girl creepy boy explains what's wrong [/scribbled out] find notebook detailing what happened student and #1 escape [scribbled out] only to find alpha friend #2 hanging in a tree in playground/wood [/scribbled out] big thunderstorm, forced to stay inside stay in lobby near door
[scribbled out] find secret passage into creepy abandoned warehouse in city. cut back to sorority to find alpha + everyone else in house is dead. [/scribbled out] hijack car
find message in blood "there can only be one" killer was ex-sorority who was falsely accused of murder 2 years ago (#1 was freshman, now junior, was present at time, but never stood up in defence) was responsible for hospital murders lived in house in middle of nowhere creepy child was sister #1 shoots her from behind goes to England with student
From its shameless retro-attempt to appeal to eighties kids, to its idiotically simplistic gameplay, the whole package is just insultingly indie. Ghosts are added, perhaps as some sort of ham-fisted symbol of death, and the whole game revolves around eating flashing pellets, perhaps reflecting the creator's obsession with food. Pac-Man himself controls like a sack of potatos, and the whole game seems destined to be played by those who have only played classic games through the use of emulators and save states.
Fine, if you're one of those insipid manchildren who prefer hamburgers to steak, Spec Ops to CAVE shooters, beer to wine, and Russell to Nietzsche, but for those of us who are adults, Pac-Man offers little.
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Dumb Sorority girls
Road trip to see alpha's parents
Tag along British exchange student studying abroad
CRAM IN HORROR TROPES
car runs out of fuel in middle of nowhere
bf + alpha goes to find help
student calls repair and goes to find alpha
creepy graveyard with creepy child singing
creepy haunted house
[scribbed out] bf alpha has turned into wax model
student runs away + drives away with other girls
"we're in a horror novel!" [/scribbled out]
nothing happens alpha + bf can't get in house
walk away unaware of being watched from high window
reach hometown and settle down at house
alpha's friend hears noise and goes to investigate
bumps into student.
hears noise from basement, decide to investigate at day
next day, alpha's parents have been killed
after questioning student + friend #1 reveal hearing noises from basement
check basement
nothing
everyone accuse student + #1 of being crazy
[scribbled out] sent away to loony bin [/scribbled out]
thinking about what noise was
knocked out by injection
student wake up in abandoned hospital with abandoned playground outside alone
find blood and bodies everywhere
[scribbled out] one girl creepy boy explains what's wrong [/scribbled out]
find notebook detailing what happened
student and #1 escape [scribbled out] only to find alpha friend #2 hanging in a tree in playground/wood [/scribbled out]
big thunderstorm, forced to stay inside
stay in lobby near door
[scribbled out] find secret passage into creepy abandoned warehouse in city.
cut back to sorority to find alpha + everyone else in house is dead. [/scribbled out]
hijack car
find message in blood "there can only be one"
killer was ex-sorority who was falsely accused of murder 2 years ago (#1 was freshman, now junior, was present at time, but never stood up in defence)
was responsible for hospital murders
lived in house in middle of nowhere
creepy child was sister
#1 shoots her from behind
goes to England with student
THE END
student + #1 = fire forged friends
Nothing with an abandoned warehouse can be entirely bad.
From its shameless retro-attempt to appeal to eighties kids, to its idiotically simplistic gameplay, the whole package is just insultingly indie. Ghosts are added, perhaps as some sort of ham-fisted symbol of death, and the whole game revolves around eating flashing pellets, perhaps reflecting the creator's obsession with food. Pac-Man himself controls like a sack of potatos, and the whole game seems destined to be played by those who have only played classic games through the use of emulators and save states.
Fine, if you're one of those insipid manchildren who prefer hamburgers to steak, Spec Ops to CAVE shooters, beer to wine, and Russell to Nietzsche, but for those of us who are adults, Pac-Man offers little.
and, when it comes to cannibalism, I do prefer hamburgers
and Bernard's Watch and The Queen's Nose (the latter based on a novel by my favourite childhood author, Dick King-Smith)
I don't have a witty comment, I just needed to put that out there
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Now to wait for my sainsburys shopping