The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    see that's the thing, Lovecraft is primarily known for writing short fiction, a form which encourages an economical approach and a focus on, in Lovecraft's case, horror

    it's not really a format which is suited to detours into the personal and private lives of the characters unless these relate somehow to the themes of the story
  • edited 2016-09-04 21:46:30
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    see in Poe it works (e.g. Ligeia) cuz the elements of sex and desire, when present, are integral to the horror story being told

    horror in Lovecraft comes more from supernatural, external, incomprehensible threats
  • kill living beings
    wow i missed some conversation
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    That is good!

    Is Youtube even watchable over a library connection?  The connection speed in Stroud library was pretty slow last i checked.

    Imi, being a particle means i am small and i bump into things

    It's...decent. Columbus Metropolitan Library has a pretty decent budget, so they can spring for faster internet.

    Also the Whitehall branch just opened last year and is full of touchscreen all-in-one PCs, which is pretty cool.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    it's like i'm living in an alternate universe
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fumes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I crave french fries.

    I don't know why.

    I just ate, even!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what kind of fumes
  • The sadness will last forever.
    anger
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    cuz they're tasty
  • The sadness will last forever.
    meme everything
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was double-checking an email from TWC when I noticed this gem:

    TV Customers: We can only connect your cable to a working TV set.
  • I'm sad, at Buffalo Exchange there was a vintage leather jacket that fit perfectly in every way but then on the back there was a space where a Harley Davidson patch had been removed


    boooooooooo

    still sad about this
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :(
  • this is the gayest thing to be sad about honestly
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm just imagining someone setting up an installation appointment for cable TV and paying all the fees and then telling the cable guy at the last minute that, oops, we don't actually have a TV that works, just this broken one with the fake woodgrain all over
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Housey's Scare of Spook Jumps
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    also like

    where would sexy bits go in a Lovecraft story

    what do these people want, steamy fish-people sex scene flashbacks?

    I think it's more like

    Lovecraft's characters never seem to be married, or express interest in marriage, or get married. They don't have romantic affairs, or seem interested in having romantic affairs. Romance or sexual passion are not things that ever seem to drive, or have driven, his characters.

    That said it's weird that people complain about that, because of how much people complain about that stuff always being forced into stories it doesn't belong in.
    Which seems to come from a very cargo cult understanding of adulthood?

    Like, sex and violence are things that adults engage in more than children(well, serious violence) but the essence of adulthood is more about responsibility, ability to understand nuance, self-sufficiency.

    Assuming that you can be more adult just by adding sex is what gets us modern superhero comics.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    and Torchwood
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    y'know i was listening to "It's Over, Isn't It?" for like the billionth time and i realized that Steven Universe is closer to the kind of show i was hoping Torchwood would be when it was announced than Torchwood turned out to be in practice

    like, the relationship situation Pearl describes, and her feelings about it, that's actually really complex and difficult!  especially considering it's a children's show

    whereas Torchwood was just the Doctor Who formula but with sex monsters, swearing and gore shoehorned into it, it felt like an inappropriate kids' show, not a show for adults
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image

    I cannot get over this Spider-Man strip
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ok that's amazing
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Tachyon said:

    y'know i was listening to "It's Over, Isn't It?" for like the billionth time and i realized that Steven Universe is closer to the kind of show i was hoping Torchwood would be when it was announced than Torchwood turned out to be in practice

    like, the relationship situation Pearl describes, and her feelings about it, that's actually really complex and difficult!  especially considering it's a children's show

    whereas Torchwood was just the Doctor Who formula but with sex monsters, swearing and gore shoehorned into it, it felt like an inappropriate kids' show, not a show for adults

    see also Shadow the Hedgehog
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    TIL Ctrl+Esc brings up the Start menu

    I found this while, of course, trying to use Ctrl+Shift+Esc to bring up Task Manager, as one does
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    Tachyon said:

    y'know i was listening to "It's Over, Isn't It?" for like the billionth time and i realized that Steven Universe is closer to the kind of show i was hoping Torchwood would be when it was announced than Torchwood turned out to be in practice

    like, the relationship situation Pearl describes, and her feelings about it, that's actually really complex and difficult!  especially considering it's a children's show

    whereas Torchwood was just the Doctor Who formula but with sex monsters, swearing and gore shoehorned into it, it felt like an inappropriate kids' show, not a show for adults

    see also Shadow the Hedgehog

  • kill living beings
    laughing at a newspaper strip is so rare
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    let's play "Shadow the Hedgehog ask blog or antinatalist blog"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The only way that you are going to defend your independence is by actively defeating all do-gooders, and that destruction is going to make you seem a threatening figure to the more subservient herd. Say what you like about an obnoxious jerk: at least he isn’t conned by some fraudulent charity. A man without sympathy will never be suckered. So you might as well remain unkind: others may hate you, but at least they won’t be taking advantage of you.  

    Obliterating everything
    That's not your friend
    Nothing can stop you now
    No ghost to bring you down
    When there's nothing left to lose
    You win
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    All Hail Shadow is enjoyably silly but the best Sonic vocal track is actually

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    The only way that you are going to defend your independence is by actively defeating all do-gooders, and that destruction is going to make you seem a threatening figure to the more subservient herd. Say what you like about an obnoxious jerk: at least he isn’t conned by some fraudulent charity. A man without sympathy will never be suckered. So you might as well remain unkind: others may hate you, but at least they won’t be taking advantage of you.


    are you suggesting that this is somehow not a villain monologue from a mid-2000s shounen?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It probably is
  • Toolsie said:

    Me: I really need to stop buying albums. My iPod is bloated with music and I don't have much of my student loan left.


    Me: Oooh, look! Two Foals albums on iTunes! Sweet!
    buy CDs instead yo
  • I had a good day today, deets in my personal thread.

    How're y'all.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have brownies.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i should be asleep but i am extremely hungry for some reason
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    thanks Jane
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    may I have a melon or two
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i miss when we had cookies and chocolate bars in the house

    i have a freakish metabolism that seems to burn through anything, but everyone else is trying to lose weight now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What's wrong with this picture?

    This is more egregious than that "Chaple" sign I complained about over the summer
  • There's nothing wrong with Mr. Edian, you insensitive clod.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It gets better: it's not a one-off mistake. All of those little blue signs at that intersection have "MREDIAN" on them.
  • Write a letter to the appropriate agency, but stress that it's spelled "MERDIAN".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I said "intersection" instead of "interchange"

    I'm kinda out of it right now, I guess
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cat planet pat clanet clat panet cat planet cat
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Cuties.
  • edited 2016-09-05 06:33:18
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    when my life finally ends and I am called to account for my sins, my failure to see Kubo and the Two Strings on opening weekend will be held against me

    every time a new Laika movie comes out I always worry about dilly-dallying to see it because they don't do that well at the box office and they probably vanish from the first-run theaters quickly

    My offline best friend is a huge Laika fan, actually, and has complained about this. So it's funny you mentioned this.
  • ~𝓲 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓸 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂~
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    when my life finally ends and I am called to account for my sins, my failure to see Kubo and the Two Strings on opening weekend will be held against me

    every time a new Laika movie comes out I always worry about dilly-dallying to see it because they don't do that well at the box office and they probably vanish from the first-run theaters quickly

    My offline best friend is a huge Laika fan, actually, and has complained about this. So it's funny you mentioned this.
    yeah...

    well, props to Phil Knight to propping the studio up, and probably using his rich-guy muscle to keep making Focus Features distribute this stuff to theatres
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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