The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Our oven is fixed, but we couldn't be bothered to cook.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Getting my wireless internet connection installed as we speak
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And the arrows just take it to the next level.
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    when my life finally ends and I am called to account for my sins, my failure to see Kubo and the Two Strings on opening weekend will be held against me
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
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  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    at some point Fallen London went from "fun and novel RPG with great writing" to "interminable hell of progress quality grinding and Menace reduction"
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    when my life finally ends and I am called to account for my sins, my failure to see Kubo and the Two Strings on opening weekend will be held against me

    every time a new Laika movie comes out I always worry about dilly-dallying to see it because they don't do that well at the box office and they probably vanish from the first-run theaters quickly
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mental damage
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Adorbs.
  • now that im home i can

    DO WHATEVER I WANT
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    now that im home i can

    DO WHATEVER I WANT

    one of the best feelings
  • customer today had a shirt w/ the back flag logo on it and the words Verizon Wireless
  • I absolutely lost it and had to sit down for a moment

    I blame the fact that I'm coming down with something
  • kill living beings
    fuckin

    mosfets

    goddamn bullshit pillar of civilization
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Isn't that the Doctor Who guy? Steven Mosfet?
  • kill living beings
    you might think that the most intricate technology that exists would be designed with the help of useful modern programs, not something that looks like it predates inkjet printers
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    oh? I thought most higher-level chip design was automated these days. Are they making you use the colored tape?
  • kill living beings
    nah just this cadence thing

    looks like fuckin motif know what i mean

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  • what a nice gui
  • kill living beings
    your a nice gui
  • i wasnt joking entirely

    it reminds me of old trackers and stuff
  • kill living beings
    mostly i'm just annoyed at it for actual reasons and "it looks kind of old" is an easy proxy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Dear Internet:

    If you start Halloween stuff in September, I will tolerate no complaints when I start Christmas stuff in November.

    You can't have it both ways.

    Sincerely,
    Alice Rae
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Christmas is the greatest holiday because I get to see my Anonus in person

    Granted, it might be a little awkward this year if my legal issues aren't resolved by then, but it's still something to look forward to
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Chirp.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    wow, who uses Motif anymore...it must still be 1995 someplace, I s'pose.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    holy crap, October is less than a month away. I gotta organize my halloweeny avatars.
  • edited 2016-09-03 05:36:35
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    (and nothing used Motif even in 1995 except commercial software, since OSF charged for it. they also insisted on "monetizing" it long after it'd been rendered obsolete by GTK+ and Qt, and by the time they finally open-sourced it, it was kind of too late. I only remember this because of all the people going to FreeBSD from, say, Solaris, and wondering where mwm and friends were.)
  • The sadness will last forever.
    sigh.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "sigh," Rigby sighed.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Dear Internet:


    If you start Halloween stuff in September, I will tolerate no complaints when I start Christmas stuff in November.

    You can't have it both ways.

    Sincerely,
    Alice Rae
    you don't seem to like Halloween much
  • The sadness will last forever.
    make china great again
  • The sadness will last forever.
    need to sleep more but i forget.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    not sorry for x
  • The sadness will last forever.
    toasters
  • The sadness will last forever.
    those memes
  • The sadness will last forever.
    memeland
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hey
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    tfw you wake up early, and you want to go back to sleep, but you know you will wake up unfathomably more groggy
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That can be shitty
  • The RPG I wrote has no specific mechanics for combat so coming up with traditional character archetypes is difficult. 

    (Note: My system is that players buy "Experiences," which each grant a single "Character Point." CP can be spent on "Traits," which include any sort of feat, magical ability, or passive status, as long as the Traits can be said to have been obtained through one of the character's experiences. In other words, pretty free form character development. That is, however, a major pain in the ass when it comes to starting a quick game, so I also include "Archetypes" which are there for the purpose of simplifying matters and they function more or less like a class system.)

    However, I did have what I thought was a pretty funny variant of the Monk: The Landstander, who gains a bonus to physical attributes and emotional attributes when barefoot.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    turkey filled with turkeys
  • Odradek said:

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    i hate this post i hate this post i hate this post i HATE THIS POST I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

    it's like actually legitimately setting off my anger issues
    (no don't feel bad it's not your fault and don't blank the post either I don't want/need you to do that)
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