The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Obā-san

  2016-07-12 00:36:13

  
  

  sure
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 00:47:50

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  hooray .u.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 07:34:48 edited 2016-07-12 07:35:06

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  We're getting a new member soon so if everyone could be cool that would be gr8.

  
  

  :passes out trenchcoats and sunglasses for the purposes of being cool:
• Klinotaxis

  2016-07-12 07:52:12

  kill living beings
  

  wow i picked the wrong day to post a thread on my experiences in the "Was Bookchin Right" discussion on pornhub then
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 07:53:51

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  :slam dunks Klino into the moon:

  
  

  also does anyone know how long it typically takes for Heap invites to be sent out
• Klinotaxis

  2016-07-12 07:56:36

  kill living beings
  

  what is the hoop
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 07:58:05

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  The Sea of Tranquility is the hoop
• Klinotaxis

  2016-07-12 08:01:25

  kill living beings
  

  but the topology is all wrong!
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 08:02:02

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  look if you can name any other geographical feature of the moon, then you get to decide where the hoop is.

  
  

  Also, this is a good opportunity for me to bring up once again, that Moon In My Room is the best bedroom decoration.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-07-12 08:04:40

  kill living beings
  

  um... shit. i failed my moon topography exam
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 08:05:12

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  It's OK I was always bad at Moon Geography 101 too.

  
  

  Something about secret caves of man-bats? IDK.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-07-12 08:08:14

  kill living beings
  

  and all the fucking nazi bases. no wonder you idiots lost the war you were too busy making moonbases
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 08:09:04

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  there's nazis on the moon

  as well as some bat dudes

  but there ain't no whales

  so whalers fail

  and sing their whalin' tune
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 08:32:44

  ಠ_ಠ

  *wears trenchcoat and sunglasses*
  
  Am I cool yet?
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 08:34:42

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Yes.

  
  

  :smooth jazz plays:
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 08:39:24

  ಠ_ಠ

  This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3...2...1..."
• Hexartes

  2016-07-12 10:51:45

  I bought pizza sauce, pita bread, and shredded cheese I can make my OWN lunchables now I'm Fucking Unstoppable
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 11:49:11

  ಠ_ಠ

  I had just finished my lunch and I was walking back to my stuff away in my locker when I let out a massive burp.
  
  Which proceeded to echo around the echoey corridors.
• Odradek

  2016-07-12 13:19:24

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 13:22:54

  ಠ_ಠ

  Good old Cynthia.
• Obā-san

  2016-07-12 14:55:02

  
  

  I am now in a conference room
• Obā-san

  2016-07-12 15:02:39

  
  

  on the big TV, "this copy of Windows is not genuine"
• Obā-san

  2016-07-12 15:16:26

  
  

  fellow cashier in training, he's got an iron maiden shirt, huge dangly earrings and incredibly sculped eyebrows that are at least a centimeter and a half wide
  
  10/10 looks
• Crystal

  2016-07-12 15:27:43

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Earrings are cool.
• Odradek

  2016-07-12 15:42:00

  My dreams exceed my real life

  SA being considered a far-left SJW cultural marxist site by the internet is kind of like how USA conservatives view the Democrats as dangerous socialists.
• Aliroz

  2016-07-12 15:58:29

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Kexruct said:

  I bought pizza sauce, pita bread, and shredded cheese I can make my OWN lunchables now I'm Fucking Unstoppable

  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 15:58:50

  ಠ_ಠ

  On a bus home, and I was connecting to the free Wi-Fi. I froze for a moment when it asked for my age range, because whilst I do fit in the 17-21 age range, I am a few days away from fitting into the 22-26 age range.
  
  I selected the 17-21 age range since I am still 21.
• Aliroz

  2016-07-12 16:01:44 edited 2016-07-12 16:03:30

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Odradek said:

  SA being considered a far-left SJW cultural marxist site by the internet is kind of like how USA conservatives view the Democrats as dangerous socialists.

  So, accurately and truthfully?
  
  ba-dum-tiI'MSOSORRYICAN'TDOTHIS
  

  
  

  I really do see SA as far left, and I do see Democrats as dangerous (if not socialists).

  
  

  Neither group of people have ever been particularly kind or accepting to me.
• Odradek

  2016-07-12 16:03:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Don't you see Aliroz!? Now YOU are making political jokes!
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 16:03:36

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  ba-dum-tilmso.
• Aliroz

  2016-07-12 16:05:32 edited 2016-07-12 16:13:27

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Odradek said:

  Don't you see Aliroz!? Now YOU are making political jokes!

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  
  

  -And then Aliroz was a satirist-

  
  

  I must kill myself to regain my honor!
• Aliroz

  2016-07-12 16:08:19 edited 2016-07-12 16:08:39

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tell my story, warn the young, tell my family I love them

  
  

  -drives motorcycle into Nazi base on the moon-

  
  

  
  
• Aliroz

  2016-07-12 16:08:38

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  RIP Aliroz

  
  

  ????-2016
• Tachyon

  2016-07-12 16:09:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  It's relative, Aliroz.
  
  To someone sympathetic towards left politics, neither SA nor the Democratic Party seems particularly left-wing.
  
  That's all.
  
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 16:10:31

  ಠ_ಠ

  Here lies Aliroz, the immortal gator.
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 16:10:44

  ಠ_ಠ

  May his top hat live on.
• Tachyon

  2016-07-12 16:12:37

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i guess the Democrats are scary to me too
  
  just not for reasons relating to socialism
  
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 16:14:53

  ಠ_ಠ

  If there's one thing this referendum has done, it's made me more interested in British Politics in the past month than I ever have been ever.
• Tachyon

  2016-07-12 16:16:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  say what you will about it, it was democratic
  
  as long as we don't have proportional representation, a referendum like this one is the only opportunity a lot of people are going to have for their votes to count towards anything
  
• Mandelbrot

  2016-07-12 17:22:19

  fight. dream. horse. love.

  when two Web pages with identical CSS sheets are rendering differently >>>>>>>>>>
• Obā-san

  2016-07-12 17:37:37

  
  

  (*meows of ABJECT BOREDOM*)
  
  at least I'm being paid for this
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-12 17:37:55

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  whatcha doin
• Obā-san

  2016-07-12 17:42:03

  
  

  filling out tax forms
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 17:42:25

  ಠ_ಠ

  I'm holed up in my room because there is a giant spider in the living room.
  
  Help me pls
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-07-12 17:50:10

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  befriend the spider
  become the spiderqueen
• Toolsie

  2016-07-12 17:59:38

  ಠ_ಠ

  I really don't like spiders, except for the peacock spider. Those are quite cute.
  
  I think I'm either going mental or my house is haunted. I heard my mum clearly call out "Em?" as I was in kitchen about to put my tea on and I went into the living room, thinking that my mum was back from Derby, but I'm home alone.
• Tachyon

  2016-07-12 18:07:05

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  wtf
  
  i'm trying to put together my computer, and NOW i discover i don't have brackets to hold the cpu fan in place?
  
  the manual for the motherboard depicts them, but they're not in the box
  
  i can't leave the cpu and motherboard exposed so i guess i'm going to have to unscrew everything >_<
  
• Tachyon

  2016-07-12 18:07:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  there's a lesson here, i realize, but there are SO MANY PARTS and i thought i knew what i was doing
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-07-12 18:13:13

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...Did they not come with the CPU fan?
• Tachyon

  2016-07-12 18:16:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i'm using a stock fan, all that was in the box was the fan and the cpu itself