The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    It's not as bad as the politics on that show.

    I... don't like satire, I don't like funny jokes about politics, I don't like politics.

    It leads me down a spiral of bad thoughts, this mockery and derision.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Can you escape from the TV?

    If not, you at least have my sympathy.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Faygo brands received high praise in the September 2009 issue of Bon Appétit magazine, ranking Faygo Root Beer as the best tasting American root beer, describing it as "dry and crisp, with a frothy head, a good bite and a long finish".[4][5]


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heapers' Hangout
    CITY LIMITS

    POPULATION: Cute Queer Girls, Mostly
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I mean, a person can just decide that he or she doesn't care about religion, and be an agnostic out of not caring because it isn't important to him or her, but I can't just decide that economics or politics isn't important to me and I don't have to care.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Well i mean you could.

    Some people would say that was irresponsible i guess, but when that stuff isn't affecting you directly, it's perfectly possible to get by without paying it any notice.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i ought to watch Little Witch Academia some time soon
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    i ought to watch Little Witch Academia some time soon

    also centie
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And me!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    not me, though
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    "Tumblr text post"-tier jokes are low-effort even by Xkcd standards.

    Step it up a little, Randall.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    aren't Tumblr text posts (at least the ones that catch fire) typically more imaginative than that?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    aren't Tumblr text posts (at least the ones that catch fire) typically more imaginative than that?

    I dunno, some of them get pretty lame, but usually the "lameness" is part of the fun
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Things it took me too long to realize:

    image

    This must be a sunset, not a sunrise, because if you're looking at the mountains from Denver, you're looking to the west.
  • I'm still pretty proud of that tweet about Pokeverse drug dealers I made the other day.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sweets, Butterscotch Cinnamon
    Born: 1 May 1994
    Element: Air
    Weapon: Rope

    Sweets, Caramel Nougat
    Born: 1 May 1994
    Element: Earth
    Weapon: Staff

    Sweets, Gumdrop Sherbet
    Born: 8 July 1997
    Element: Fire
    Weapon: None

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    we're at the point that adults were born the year I was ._.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Because you're an adult, dude.
  • image


    "Tumblr text post"-tier jokes are low-effort even by Xkcd standards.

    Step it up a little, Randall.
  • Thumper's Sage Advice
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Because you're an adult, dude.

    I know, I just don't quite feel like one yet >_>
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Neither do I, but copping to the fact and moving on is the first step.

    The next is filing taxes.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • kill living beings
    i am not understand
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    some people pumped a bunch of water into a house until it broke

    what's to understand?
  • This is

    Kind of an upsetting video to watch for some reason
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Apparently homophobes are upset that there's a lesbian couple in Finding Dory

    Lesbians?? In a movie starring Ellen Degeneres?? Who could have predicted such a thing!!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Remember me, Inigo?  When I killed your father, I talked... Just!  Like!  This!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • I can't even tell if that's satire or not.
  • kill living beings
    needs to go deeper
  • Well, my engine shit out. I need a new car now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    Well, my engine shit out. I need a new car now.

    I've been there. Sucks. :\
  • And I don't technically work full time, so I can't get a loan!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dreamed I was using Notepad on a Windows computer.

    This isn't notable in and of itself, but what was funny was: I realized I was dreaming because in real life I always use Notepad++.
  • edited 2016-05-31 18:43:55
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm sorry, Kex
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Freddie Mercury-Freddie Mercury

    Freddie Mars-Justin Hawkins

    Freddie Venus-Nate Ruess
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I got to the part in Starship Troopers with the armor suits, and I instantly screamed "WHAT IS THIS ANIME GUNDAM ROBOTECH BULLSHIT" at the top of my lungs, threw the book at the wall, and then ran off to cry in my room as I hugged my collection of Ninja Turtles memorabilia.

    I never got to the awesome lectures on how to far-right extremism
  • kill living beings
    i mean it is pretty much anime gundam robotech bullshit.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I might listen to the WOFF on Fallout New Vegas, but if they do the mechanical goon comparison Fallout thing, I am jumping directly out of a window
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My favorite thing about optical mice is that, because the insides are mostly hollow, there's usually a chunk of metal inside just to give it some weight.

    You can tell when you've got one without the weight, like the shitty mice you get at Big Lots, because it feels waaaay too light to the touch.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    optical sound
  • edited 2016-06-01 03:33:44
    My dreams exceed my real life
    removed in bad taste
  • That is definitely a true statement
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