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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    birb
  • anyways the comment section is nothing but angry tankies going at it
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    what does BOFA stand for stand for deez nuts? doesn't even make sense pal

    http://daftprodigy.tumblr.com/post/118677512469/riker-captain-i-think-we-should-follow-strict
  • what does BOFA stand for stand for deez nuts? doesn't even make sense pal

    http://daftprodigy.tumblr.com/post/118677512469/riker-captain-i-think-we-should-follow-strict


    G O O D
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Odradek said:

    Ben Burtt is an underrated part of Star Wars's success.


    He adds at least as much to the "feel" of the movies as John Williams's score.
    Marcia Lucas, too
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    Odradek said:

    I feel like Tumblr has kind of retconned ASOIAF as a progressive masterpiece out of hatred for the adaptation


    Which is weird because, like a twelve year old gets fingered right in the first book
    i've never seen any of it on tumblr, but i did recently come upon a bunch of twitters that basically worship grrm for his progressive writing and think the show creators are the devil. they also called show-only watchers 'dumb illiterates' which seems kind of counter intuitive to social justice but [shrug]

    i actually really liked shark tale as a kid for some reason. i subjected my mom to the 'car wash' scene so many times. i was a terrible daughter
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Epitome said:

    Odradek said:

    I feel like Tumblr has kind of retconned ASOIAF as a progressive masterpiece out of hatred for the adaptation


    Which is weird because, like a twelve year old gets fingered right in the first book
    i've never seen any of it on tumblr, but i did recently come upon a bunch of twitters that basically worship grrm for his progressive writing and think the show creators are the devil. they also called show-only watchers 'dumb illiterates' which seems kind of counter intuitive to social justice but [shrug]

    i actually really liked shark tale as a kid for some reason. i subjected my mom to the 'car wash' scene so many times. i was a terrible daughter
    Soooo much rape in the books and sexualization of 12 year olds.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yarrun is going camping for the weekend.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    how am i supposed to explain in a wiki article that these two characters always have the same occupation but are employed by a different employer in each story??
  • kill living beings
    john and jimmy rockfucker have the same occupation but are employed by different employers in each story
  • No.
    he said.
    “no,” he said.
    “no,” i said.
    “i know,” she said.
    “thank you,” she said.
    “come with me,” she said.
    “talk to me,” she said.
    “don’t worry about it,” she said.
    it made me want to cry.
    no one had seen him since.
    it made me feel uneasy.
    no one had seen him.
    the thought made me smile.
    the pain was unbearable.
    the crowd was silent.
    the man called out.
    the old man said.
    the man asked.
    he was silent for a long moment.
    he was silent for a moment.
    it was quiet for a moment.
    it was dark and cold.
    there was a pause.
    it was my turn.
    there is no one else in the world.
    there is no one else in sight.
    they were the only ones who mattered.
    they were the only ones left.
    he had to be with me.
    she had to be with him.
    i had to do this.
    i wanted to kill him.
    i started to cry.
    i turned to him.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    john and jimmy rockfucker have the same occupation but are employed by different employers in each story

    see but they you're acknowledging that they're works of fiction

    how does it work if i'm describing it from an in-universe point of view where there's no real reason why ashley and amber work for a different city each time
  • kill living beings
    they change jobs a lot. generally, once a week, saturday mornings at 7:30 AM
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    dissonance
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    That scene towards the end of Neverending Story with the Rockfucker is so sad
  • edited 2016-05-28 00:54:10


    the feel-good hit of the summer
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    I enjoyed this more than I expected.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Odradek said:

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    what's his stand tho
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Cats in the Cradle
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, my sister is watching Parks and Recreation and I'm all like... why does anyone watch this satire?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why does anyone watch any TV?
  • why do people do anything besides lie about innertly like a sack of morose potatoes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    to reproduce
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL

    THE NEXT POSTER STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

    THEY BUMPED INTO THE CEILING, WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED SO THEY GET NOTHING

    THEY LOSE

    GOOD DAY SIR
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    what am i gonna do with this pallet of Nick Wilde figurines

    why was this delivered to my palace
  • Give them to me, your majesty.

    I'll turn them into Nick Wildification potions.

    Very useful, not at all frivolous.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dunno, Countess, do we really need a bunch more amoral foxes running around here?

    (IJBM: I can find several webpages about how to address royalty but nothing about how royalty should properly address their subordinates)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You became Zootopia trash and not me

    Feels weird
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    You became Zootopia trash and not me

    Feels weird

    Why?
  • kill living beings
    fear fear fear fear fear

    (IJBM: I can find several webpages about how to address royalty but nothing about how royalty should properly address their subordinates)

    however they want

    (just using a title, like "Countess", is probably fine)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...point.

    Followup IJBM: I had called Jane "Countess of ____" based on what Pennsylvania county she lived in but now I can't remember what that was

    Or maybe that was Sredni? Count of Montgomery? But I could've sworn I'd done it for Jane too
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    You became Zootopia trash and not me

    Feels weird

    Why?

    i feel like I'm supposed to have
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I wish my faith had an equivalent to Monks or Nuns so I could join it and officially be unsuitable for flirting/romance.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why doesn't it?

    also, muscle cramps are terrible
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Anonus said:

    You became Zootopia trash and not me

    Feels weird

    Why?

    i feel like I'm supposed to have
    Does it surprise you that I did?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    A little :n
  • guess who just found a Sonic Youth disappearer promo shirt for 12 bucks

    this kitty did
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    that's a hell of a find!
  • the real question: do I send it to sredni, or do I sell it on eBay and use the money to send myself to sredni
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    are you gonna show it to him
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    wonder if enough time has passed for me to finally beat Mettaton EX
  • no I will sequester it from his sight for all eternity
  • Carbon County
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