The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Aliroz

  2016-04-15 18:50:47

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yep, that makes, actually, a lot of sense.

  
  

  See, Sredni has six letters, and the sixth letter is F.  Naney likes to look at Sredni.  Naney also likes to look at art.

  
  

  IT ALL MAKIES SENSE NOW!
• Alduin

  2016-04-15 18:54:10 edited 2016-04-15 18:54:55

  I thought that Sredni was the worst poster on this website, for being stinky. :^V I'm just kidding I love you bby
• Epitome

  2016-04-15 18:57:09

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  This cat is stepping on my boobs and licking me. Whoever said cats aren't capable of affection is a lying liar. And also has a chest that doesn't hurt.
• Aliroz

  2016-04-15 18:59:10 edited 2016-04-15 18:59:19

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  But... I'm the one who's known for hygiene difficulties?
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-15 19:10:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Charteuse
• Odradek

  2016-04-15 19:16:41

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Sredni Vashtar will claw your face off in the most adorable manner possible
• Imipolex G

  2016-04-16 00:30:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Epitome said:

  This cat is stepping on my boobs and licking me. Whoever said cats aren't capable of affection is a lying liar. And also has a chest that doesn't hurt.

  this is a good cat
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-04-16 02:00:08

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Weird internet stuff: My router reporting that a phone was connected to the ethernet.
  
• Odradek

  2016-04-16 02:09:36

  My dreams exceed my real life

  "People on the internet shouldn't say they have autism because they might be using it to excuse bad behavior" makes exactly as much sense as "a cisman might pretend to be trans to get into the lady's bathroom"
• Alduin

  2016-04-16 02:21:30

  sup doods
• Aliroz

  2016-04-16 02:21:48

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Odradek said:

  "People on the internet shouldn't say they have autism because they might be using it to excuse bad behavior" makes exactly as much sense as "a cisman might pretend to be trans to get into the lady's bathroom"

  Exactly.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-04-16 02:26:48

  kill living beings
  

  kay the hudson miracle audio is kind of surreal
  
  ATC clears like four runways at two different airports for them, and the pilot's like "nope, river, shit". the last ATC comm, literally five seconds before they hit the water, is another available runway
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-16 02:29:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Ba da da da ba ba da da

  
  

  FOREIGN OBJECT

  
  

  Ba da da da ba ba da da

  
  

  FOREIGN OBJECT

  
  

  Ba da da da ba ba da da

  
  

  FOREIGN OBJECT
• Aliroz

  2016-04-16 02:29:45

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Wow.
  
  What's the Hudson Miracle?
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-04-16 02:31:44

  kill living beings
  

  when that jet ditched in the hudson river back in 2009, you can't possibly have not heard about it
  
• Aliroz

  2016-04-16 02:35:28

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Oh, the one where nobody died even though the plane landed in the river and I have no idea how that's even possible.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-04-16 02:39:44

  kill living beings
  

  slowing down a lot, i guess
  
• Obā-san

  2016-04-16 05:36:16

  
  

  sredni has finished Undertale and we watched two episodes of Seraph of the End
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-16 05:41:53

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Huzzah!
• Anonus

  2016-04-16 05:57:10

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  sredni has finished Undertale and we watched two episodes of Seraph of the End

  Is he gonna tell us what he thought of the ending?

  
  

  Also...who's his favorite character? :3
• Obā-san

  2016-04-16 06:03:46

  
  

  he sez maybe napstablook but he has to think on it more
• Epitome

  2016-04-16 06:04:58

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  a quality answer
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-16 06:06:12 edited 2016-04-16 06:07:03

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Sredni must partake in every Heap obsession and subsequently tell us his favorite character.

  
  

  SO SPEAKS THE BEAR
• Anonus

  2016-04-16 06:06:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  he sez maybe napstablook but he has to think on it more

  is he gonna talk in the Undertale thread? I want his presence there, it'd make it so much more fun

  
  

  (and a certain other someone!)
• Obā-san

  2016-04-16 06:50:57

  
  

  I've specifically asked him to just not bump that dang thread for the love of god
• Anonus

  2016-04-16 06:58:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  why not
• Toolsie

  2016-04-16 07:38:11

  ಠ_ಠ

  'Sup
• Anonus

  2016-04-16 07:53:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  stress
• Toolsie

  2016-04-16 07:56:14 edited 2016-04-16 07:56:25

  ಠ_ಠ

  This weekend is my "de-stressing" weekend. Not going to do anything but play video games.
• Alduin

  2016-04-16 09:55:56

  Anonus said:

  why not

  Yeah, why not? I don't remember any big drama going on there or anything.
• Toolsie

  2016-04-16 10:25:42 edited 2016-04-16 10:25:48

  ಠ_ಠ

  :D :D :D :D
• Alduin

  2016-04-16 11:51:12

  
• Odradek

  2016-04-16 12:23:56

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Okay I get why people hate James Cameron now.
• Alduin

  2016-04-16 12:33:01

  I like how people just completely forgot that Avatar existed.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-04-16 12:34:30

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  It's one of the few movies I've ever seen that I actually thought was awful.

  
  

  Mind you I liked--and still like!--all four Pirates of The Caribbean movies.
• Alduin

  2016-04-16 12:35:55

  Same here. I liked Black Pearl and 1/2 of Dead Man's Chest, and legitimately enjoyed On Stranger Tides.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-04-16 12:36:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  It's been a while since I saw the third so my opinion on it might not "count" any more, but I do like all four of them to varying degrees.

  
  

  Mostly I just really like pirates and really like nautical fantasy.
• Alduin

  2016-04-16 12:36:39

  But like...people still remember people pretending to be elves or Twi-pires to this day. The terrible Na'vi fad is just never spoken of, ever.
• Alduin

  2016-04-16 12:39:37

  I think one of the third movie's biggest problems is that it tried to be "epic." Why does everything have to be "epic"? Why does the fate of piracy always have to hinge on the actions of the main characters? Why can't we just be going out for buried treasure, or running away from a scary supernatural pirate? 
• Toolsie

  2016-04-16 12:40:11

  ಠ_ಠ

  Boop
  
  
• Alduin

  2016-04-16 12:41:06

  A lonely crew of pirates searching for fortune, dealing with weird supernatural shit and generally being cool. That's what I want.
• Tachyon

  2016-04-16 13:19:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i liked all the Pirates films, but i thought the first 2 were better than the 3rd and 4th
  
  i admit i liked the 4th the least, even though i know that's a boring opinion
  
• Tachyon

  2016-04-16 13:20:14

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i kinda liked Avatar in the cinema
  
  it wasn't a great story but i liked how pretty the world was
  
• Tachyon

  2016-04-16 13:21:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Alduin said:

  

  mind you my brain went NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when i read this
  
• Aliroz

  2016-04-16 13:24:41

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tachyon said:

  Alduin said:

  

  mind you my brain went NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when i read this
  

  
  
• Odradek

  2016-04-16 13:25:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tachyon said:

  i kinda liked Avatar in the cinema
  
  it wasn't a great story but i liked how pretty the world was
  

  It's an enjoyable distraction but there's a reason it's faded from public consciousness.
• Odradek

  2016-04-16 13:25:57

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Jane said:

  It's been a while since I saw the third so my opinion on it might not "count" any more, but I do like all four of them to varying degrees.

  
  

  Mostly I just really like pirates and really like nautical fantasy.

  Same.
• Aliroz

  2016-04-16 13:42:48 edited 2016-04-16 15:41:53

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Things I know about Steven universe:

  
  

  Steven has healing spit.

  
  

  Steven's mom was some sorta creepy alien called a gem.

  
  

  Pearl, another creepy gem alien, was in lesbians with Steven's mom, and so Pearl hates Steven's dad despite steven's dad being amazing.

  
  

  The gem alien called Garnet is the one everyone likes, and the gem alien called Amethyst is the funny one.

  
  
• Tachyon

  2016-04-16 13:46:24 edited 2016-04-17 02:50:06

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  The thing with Pearl is a little more complicated than that, but that's kind of a spoiler i think.  A minor correction: they're all the funny one.  Amethyst is the fun-loving irresponsible one.
  
  . . . Wait, the healing spit thing is a pretty big spoiler, how do you know that?
  
• Aliroz

  2016-04-16 13:49:18

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I was watching television while on vacation and saw a commercial for Steven Universe.

  
  

  Basically all my ideas be from that.