The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't think we have one?

    or ever had one, really, but there's been times when a lot of us have been very excited about a particular thing, and i don't think there's anything like that
  • kill living beings
    nah, it's the blood rituals one. speaking of, yall seen the latest volume of Trig-Nitho's At Home Curses, cos some of it was siiiiick
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Tch, mid-level at best, I tell you.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Toolsie said:

    They were named after gothic fiction hero(ine)s, and I ended up naming them after GoT characters.

    Martin started out as a horror writer, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was thinking a long the same lines with some of his characters.
    Jane said:

    Tachyon said:

    The campus area McDonald's put up a sign that says only McDonald's food is allowed in the building.

    I wonder what led to that needing to be spelled out.

    one time i remember these teens just sitting down at a table in there, putting a Domino's pizza box on the table and eating

    the shift manager was furious, literally chased them out of there

    but we were laughing cuz you had to admit it took nerve
    this happened (except with KFC) at the McDonald's my mom worked at once and the store owner was there and he just called the cops.
    On the opposite end of things, when I was little and we lived in Florida, there was a really good sushi place right next to the McDonald's, so sometimes we would get burgers and them eat them with our sushi at the sushi place. I think we mainly got away with this because the owners of both thought I was adorable.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    milk
  • edited 2016-03-28 21:13:29
    meow meow meowtherfuckers
    ...ssspeaking of blood rituals. i've done a lot of weird shit i don't believe in either because i was curious or, as the kids put it, "for the lulz"

    in middle school i joined the twilight fanclub despite hating it just so i could see what type of weird shit the club members would talk about. in freshman year of high school had a "satanist" (i put satanist in quotes b/c i don't know what she practiced, but it def wasn't satanism. actually i think i googled it and she got all her information from an obscure angelfire site) friend who made me do a blood ritual of sorts where she cut my hand and talked about demons and chakras and shit. she was very militant over her brand of satanism and hated people from other religions so there's that also. anyway i haven't talked to her in years but i'm the honorary godmother of...one of her kids, so there's that. my first two years of high school were some crazy times.
  • angelfire sites are the only acceptable source for religeous dogma tbh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    did you look like this?

    image
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    more like
    imageimage
    but with glasses. "i thought you were some angry/depressed emo/goth kid, but you're actually really cool/funny!" was something i heard more than once, but i've always looked nerdier than anything
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ah, watamote!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    accidentally went on tumblr and saw matsu spoilers DX
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Epitome said:

    ...ssspeaking of blood rituals. i've done a lot of weird shit i don't believe in either because i was curious or, as the kids put it, "for the lulz"


    in middle school i joined the twilight fanclub despite hating it just so i could see what type of weird shit the club members would talk about. in freshman year of high school had a "satanist" (i put satanist in quotes b/c i don't know what she practiced, but it def wasn't satanism. actually i think i googled it and she got all her information from an obscure angelfire site) friend who made me do a blood ritual of sorts where she cut my hand and talked about demons and chakras and shit. she was very militant over her brand of satanism and hated people from other religions so there's that also. anyway i haven't talked to her in years but i'm the honorary godmother of...one of her kids, so there's that. my first two years of high school were some crazy times.
    part of me wishes if I had gone to public high school it'd been like this
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    somewhat relatedly, a lot of people that went to my high school have been dying lately

    mostly from being crashed into by drunk drivers (thanks for nothing, shitty houston drivers), but one was shot

    this does nothing to alleviate my fear of driving 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sometimes I wonder how many people I went to school with are dead by now.

    there were hundreds in my graduating class, so statistically a few of 'em have to have kicked it by now.
  • I found out a few months ago someone I was in AmeriCorps with died. It was kind of jarring, I guess because on some level I figured we could survive anything if we lived through the duck god of the swamp and martial law in New Orleans and houses filled with mold and fiberglass.
  • I was going to say 'I hope no one's died from my high school class' but then I remembered someone totally did and it was very traumatic so

    I hope no one else dies, I guess?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    One girl I knew died in a car accident when she was nineteen, only a year after we all got out of school. She was this really snarky black Muslim girl who thought I was weird but, y'know, I was, and I think we were cool by the time she graduated. I liked her.

    One of my sister's friends may be the only person in the world to actually be falsely accused of sexual assault. Unfortunately, while he was an incredibly sweet kid, the experience really messed him up and I think he's a sleazy Libertarian now.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I had a friend in high school who is doing Shakespeare in Pittsburgh plays now and getting rave reviews.

    I went and saw him play Touchstone in a production of As You Like It without knowing he was in it, super-talented guy.
  • Weirdly I also have a friend (Benjamin Winn, he was on Magic Planet 2 also) who is doing theater stuff and being commended for it.
  • kill living beings
    visiting the research symposium sure makes me feel stemmy

    *reads poster* ok so what's an epistemology
  • edited 2016-03-28 23:21:55

    visiting the research symposium sure makes me feel stemmy

    *reads poster* ok so what's an epistemology

    it's the study of plant reproduction im pretty sure
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the study of epistems.
  • kill living beings
    fucking knew it. imma slap some agricultural grant money on that, keep up the good work and god bless America

    also, oculus count: 2
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    shit that happens every time i do a group project:
    i do all the work but when it comes to the actual presentation it always looks like i left all the work for my partner(s) because i'm super bad at speaking publicly, even when i prepare beforehand

    i always get a good grade from teachers b/c they can always tell i actually tried and know it's just really bad anxiety, but the peer graded part...u_u;

    oh well, i went to the writing center and got my essay proofed and the woman said she liked it and made minimal changes after giving everyone before me extensive criticism, so wooo
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    visiting the research symposium sure makes me feel stemmy

    *reads poster* ok so what's an epistemology

    I am glad Eliezer Yudkowsky bothered to learn that word at some point, because if he hadn't, 75% of the internet would be walking around calling it Knowology or some shit.

    And you'd tell them there was a term that predates "Knowology" by a billion years, and they'd make up some bullshit distinction like "Well Epistemology is about HOW we know things but Knowology is about WHY we know things". Or the other way around.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Twitter feed is whining about Batman V. Superman apologists, despite those seemingly not existing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    visiting the research symposium sure makes me feel stemmy

    *reads poster* ok so what's an epistemology

    hOI!! i'm stEMMIE!!
  • Odradek said:

    Twitter feed is whining about Batman V. Superman apologists, despite those seemingly not existing.

    i have yet to encounter a single person who didnt think that movie was a trainwreck
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Odradek said:

    Twitter feed is whining about Batman V. Superman apologists, despite those seemingly not existing.

    i have yet to encounter a single person who didnt think that movie was a trainwreck
    Oh they exist
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    visiting the research symposium sure makes me feel stemmy

    *reads poster* ok so what's an epistemology

    hOI!! i'm stEMMIE!!
    :3 :3 :3
  • well yeah statistically speaking of course they exist
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    sometimes I wish I was Twitter-famous so I can actually see the floods of troglodytic tweets people are always complaining about
  • kill living beings
    you can look at the replies of some famous person

    one time i checked a ken jennings tweet and there was a lengthy argument in arabic going on, all @KenJennings
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    Odradek said:

    Twitter feed is whining about Batman V. Superman apologists, despite those seemingly not existing.

    i have yet to encounter a single person who didnt think that movie was a trainwreck
    Oh they exist
    muscles r so not cute... ;w;
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    well yeah statistically speaking of course they exist

    I've been hate-reading about BvS and I've seen them in the comments sections of places

    Also I think /co/ has been screaming for and against it since Thursday evening
  • edited 2016-03-29 00:13:50
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    The MCU and BvS are both shit.

    BvS is at least (bleakly) amusing shit.
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    Fear The wind whores! For it is the breath of God.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    wat
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    The MCU and BvS are both shit.

    BvS is at least (bleakly) amusing shit.

    If movies are like romantic affairs, MCU is like the Lockhorns, and BvS is like that scene in the Shining where Jack Nicholson makes out with a hot woman and then she turns into a monster.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good pagetopper, yo
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Odradek said:

    The MCU and BvS are both shit.

    BvS is at least (bleakly) amusing shit.

    If movies are like romantic affairs, MCU is like the Lockhorns, and BvS is like that scene in the Shining where Jack Nicholson makes out with a hot woman and then she turns into a monster.
    Sounds about right.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    a coworker of mine took the evening off to catch the premiere of Bat vs. Super. He HAD to because he is THE BIGGEST FAN.

    I kinda feel bad for him
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image

    I admire the purity of the Lockhorns
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not a comic book fan but I saw Man of Steel and I find the notion of anything relating to it intensely off-putting
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/713494963149873154

    I kind of imagine the song You're My Best Friend follows Guillermo Del Toro and Hideo Kojima wherever they go now.
  • Why oh why does it have to be x^3?

    WE SPENT THIS ENTIRE TIME WORKING WITH QUADRATIC RESIDUE! DON'T YOU DARE THROW IN CUBIC AT THE LAST MOMENT
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    Odradek said:

    Twitter feed is whining about Batman V. Superman apologists, despite those seemingly not existing.

    i have yet to encounter a single person who didnt think that movie was a trainwreck
    Oh they exist
    muscles r so not cute... ;w;
    what is this referencing?
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