Why can't they just tell Trump "the Republican Party is private property, you're trespassing by running for President, now go home and stop calling my cell or I'll blcok your number"??
People talk about Caligula's wild popularity amongst the people as proof he didn't do crazy shit, but I think Trump is proving them wrong.
to be fair, if all we knew about trump in 4000 AD was the stuff the likes of kevin williamson wrote, it'd not be wrong to assume that he was doing something right
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I think we should all blcok Trump's mobile number, just to get a mess'ge across.
Ours went forward two weeks ago. Still adjusting, honestly.
...it's a really good thing we live in the age of automatic adjustments, because I've been so out of it this month I didn't even realize until right this moment.
the best thing about daylight savings time is that we have two vehicles, both of which have clocks that we never adjust. One was adjusted for DST when we got it, and one wasn't, so now one of the two is always out of sync.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ours went forward two weeks ago. Still adjusting, honestly.
...it's a really good thing we live in the age of automatic adjustments, because I've been so out of it this month I didn't even realize until right this moment.
the best thing about daylight savings time is that we have two vehicles, both of which have clocks that we never adjust. One was adjusted for DST when we got it, and one wasn't, so now one of the two is always out of sync.
Do you not know how or can you just not be bothered?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The clock on my car stereo is so dim I can barely read it
So I quit bothering to set it and instead I have one of these cheapo LCD clocks stuck to my dashboard:
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Yeah, it's a '91 Mercury and it's still got the original stereo in it.
I keep wanting to ask my ex-step-grandfather (lol) to put a different stereo in but it's not a huge priority
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm going to the Secret Government Warehouse to take care of some...stuff
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Then there was that time you opened a crate of jellybeans and they spilled all over the place and the warehouse was shut down for 6 hours while we cleaned up
I hear the employees are still finding jellybeans under the shelving units when they sweep up
Maybe you should just say at the truck stop while the rest of us go to the warehouse, Imi
I hear they have a Polybius machine for you to play!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
This could yield some interesting results
...it's a really good thing we live in the age of automatic adjustments, because I've been so out of it this month I didn't even realize until right this moment.
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nah actually you're p much spot on
It was one of those "guess how many there are" kinda contests