The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    That's the Nicolae Carpathia administration at work
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    why is romania in there twice, with 1 2 3 4 5
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    That's the Nicolae Carpathia administration at work

  • kill living beings
    i guess it's maybe megabyte instead of megabit per second at home

    that would put me at 66% of national average, apparently

    anyway i drew a nephron
  • Rob Ford is dead.

    Toolsie said:

    Brussels has been hit by terrorist attacks.

    wait what?
  • kill living beings
    the airport got bombed. a few dozen people are dead and isis took credit.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Jane said:

    Rob Ford is dead.

    Toolsie said:

    Brussels has been hit by terrorist attacks.

    wait what?
    those two things are unrelated.  rob ford had cancer.
  • edited 2016-03-22 20:16:22
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    Somebody please explain American internet speeds to me, because I have seen people call 20 GB in 2 hours unacceptably slow.

    Just about everyplace these days can get 6/1.5 Mbit/s or so ADSL as an absolute, pants-down bare minimum, assuming you can get a land line. (I'm leaving cellular data and esoterica like satellite out of this for the moment). Comcast and most other cable providers can go up to about 100 Mbit/s down and 20 up. Verizon FiOS can get up to a blazing 500 Mbit symmetrical, if you're in a place where it's available, and if you can afford it. There are fiber networks like Google Fiber (and, as I understand it, a few public-access municipal networks) that are even faster than FiOS, but with even spottier availability.

    20 GB in 2 hours is about 20-30 Mbit/s, which is good but not great. It was pretty standard about 5 years ago or so.
  • after years of dial-up all internet is still a miracle to me
  • kill living beings
    luckily JavaScript bloat provides for nostalgic dial-up loading times.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Until today I was stuck with the supersonic speeds of... 280 kb/s.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    Until today I was stuck with the supersonic speeds of... 280 kb/s.

    There was a time when I would have taken anything above dialup...the first DSL line I got back in 2000 was a breezy 608k downstream. Back then, it seemed amazing, at least when my brothers weren't downloading stuff. 

    Fun fact: When I went to college, the data connection there was a crappy 19.2k async port on the phone. They didn't even have Ethernet (unless you were an upperclassman or a grad and lived off-campus). I HATED that, and so did a lot of other people (28.8 modems had been out for a while at this point).
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    New XKCD is bad.

    Munroe merely adopted the anxiety.

    I was born in it, molded in it.  I didn't stop panicking until I was nearly full grown.
  • are you really accusing a comic artist you don't know of pretending to have anxiety
  • edited 2016-03-22 21:40:42
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Nonono, the comic is a joke about anxiety.

    image

    I was trying to do the thing where you pretend to be Bane from Batman.

    Munroe is not pretending to have anxiety, and made no claims in such a direction.  I communicated my joke poorly and I apologize for such.

    One shouldn't accuse people of pretending such things.  That attitude helps nobody, and I wish people had told me as a kid that my anxiety issues (which have been helped a lot by meds in the last decade or so) were due to chemical things in my brain, and that it was a normal, understood thing.  It would have helped me understand why I had so much less emotional controll than other kids my age.
  • kill living beings
    I've already seen that edited to be about something else
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    IJBM: Youtube's autoselect chooses 720p instead of 1080p.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    MORE P!  MORE P!  FOSS WANTS MORE P!

    ALL OF THE P, NOT JUST SOME OF THE P!


  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anyways, mass effect has self aware robots.

    Does the game have a "kill all robots" button?

    That is pretty much my only requirement for a game with self aware robots where you play as a human instead of a robot.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplenotfeelinguptoaclevrrjokehere
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dang it, ninjad.
  • kill living beings
    wow, racist muhc
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    please do not kill robots.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Anyways, mass effect has self aware robots.

    Does the game have a "kill all robots" button?

    That is pretty much my only requirement for a game with self aware robots where you play as a human instead of a robot.

    Yes, that is one of the three endings
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I talked to my friend about Deadpool apparently being funny and he launched into a narrative about blah blah blah Fox will have to sue because blah suing because of Fantastic Four blah blah X-Men blah not seeing the movie because Disney needs to get the rights
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Just so you know where my personal frustrations come from
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    No yeah that sounds aggressively distasteful, and I'm always turned off by conversations that... go those directions, as opposed to the movies.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I liked Deadpool and I hate the MCU at this point, if that makes you feel a little better about the film's existence.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Everything needs to have a NARRATIVE nowadays

    I am sick of narratives. There does not need to be an epic meta-struggle between two monstrously evil corporations being told at the same time as the story of the latest summer blockbuster
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i still haven't seen deadpool but kind of want to
  • Everything needs to have a NARRATIVE nowadays


    I am sick of narratives. There does not need to be an epic meta-struggle between two monstrously evil corporations being told at the same time as the story of the latest summer blockbuster

    Everything needs to have a NARRATIVE nowadays


    I am sick of narratives. There does not need to be an epic meta-struggle between two monstrously evil corporations being told at the same time as the story of the latest summer blockbuster

    Everything needs to have a NARRATIVE nowadays


    I am sick of narratives. There does not need to be an epic meta-struggle between two monstrously evil corporations being told at the same time as the story of the latest summer blockbuster

    Everything needs to have a NARRATIVE nowadays


    I am sick of narratives. There does not need to be an epic meta-struggle between two monstrously evil corporations being told at the same time as the story of the latest summer blockbuster

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Was that an irony post, or a yes post, or a glitch post
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I am not involved in the fucking narrative. I just like Deadpool and thought it a fairly fresh reinterpretation of something I had long since gotten bored by.

    Is that allowed around here?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    No, I was continuing my point, rather than arguing against yours, which is valid.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I was honestly more frustrated by Jane's yesquoting than yours there, since it felt like a point I already know about being tediously beaten into my head, but thanks for the reassurance.
  • I was not directing my quoting of a post at you and don't even know how I would do that if I wanted to.
  • kill living beings
    hey fucker, get a load of this *shoves your mouth full of «» marks*
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I'm sorry. I'm being pointlessly self-defensive and argumentative again and should stop that.

    The frustration you two display towards these films is valid. I'd just rather leave Deadpool off on its own and I want to be allowed to do that if I so choose.
  • I don't care about Deadpool I was just saying I thought Baldanders made a good point in a general sense.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Well at the beginning I said I heard Deadpool was good
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I was frustrated because I thought he would take it as good news but ***narrative***
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I understand both of you.

    I misread and jumped before I thought. I need to find a way to deal with this argumentative side of me somehow.
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