The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Toolsie

  2016-03-22 00:38:23

  ಠ_ಠ

  Fünfundfünfzig
  
  *smug about iPod keyboard having the umlauts*
• Toolsie

  2016-03-22 00:40:16

  ಠ_ಠ

  Have you ever played the Google Translate Song Game?
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-22 00:40:43

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  nope
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-22 00:41:48 edited 2016-03-22 00:42:05

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Fünfzigtausende Meerschweinchen
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-22 00:41:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Fossilmaiden said:

  If Captain Kirk was killed, would that mean he's Jim, dead?

  yes
  
• Toolsie

  2016-03-22 00:43:07

  ಠ_ಠ

  Type song lyrics, in English, into Google Translate and translate them into different languages before translating back into English.
  
  For example: English to German, then then German translation into French, then the French into Spanish, and then from Spanish back into English.
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-22 00:43:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Example please.
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-03-22 00:43:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Fossilmaiden said:

  

  Apart from the obvious, there's also the fact that half the ammonia bottles have green caps and half have yellow caps.

  
  

  I can only assume someone at the factory decided to infuriate autistic people.
• Hexartes

  2016-03-22 00:45:39

  I can't tell what I'm supposed to be seeing I'm that picture
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-22 00:46:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that's how much brain bleach you need after the average internet surf session
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-22 00:47:24

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Kexruct said:

  I can't tell what I'm supposed to be seeing I'm that picture

  I assumed it was the implied oddness of "regular bleach"
• Princess Alice

  2016-03-22 00:48:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hint: If somebody happened to mix those two chemicals, you'd be in a lot of trouble.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-22 00:49:25

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I was wrong!
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-22 00:50:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
  
  one of their best songs imo
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-22 00:50:51

  kill living beings
  

  specifically, you get chlorine vapor, and then you choke and die
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-03-22 00:57:35

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2016-03-22 00:58:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  christ
• Anonus

  2016-03-22 01:04:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  what is that?
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-22 01:06:54

  kill living beings
  

  it's an emergency chemical shower next to a power outlet.
  
• Obā-san

  2016-03-22 01:09:43

  
  

  OSHA noncompliance slapstick sequence
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-03-22 01:19:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  OSHA noncompliance slapstick sequence

  https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/49csuv/pa_i_called_osha_on_my_job_because_company/
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-22 01:21:09

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  

  
  

  apparently miniDisc was a not unpopular album release format in Japan for a time
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-03-22 01:27:57

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  
  stock photos are amazing
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-22 01:28:27

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what is she doing
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-22 01:29:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  wearing a purple shirt
  
• Hexartes

  2016-03-22 01:32:13

  CentralAvenue said:

  Hint: If somebody happened to mix those two chemicals, you'd be in a lot of trouble.

  See, I was aware of that, it just seemed a bit obtuse
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-03-22 01:32:36

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Impromptu fingertip removal, I think.
  
• Anonus

  2016-03-22 01:36:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Klinotaxis said:

  it's an emergency chemical shower next to a power outlet.
  

  ooh

  
  

  having been in few laboratories in my life I did not recognize it
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 01:41:25

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/2000/sep/03/features.review87
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 01:47:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/slimer-gave-me-courage-i-needed-accept-my-homosexu-3796
  
• Epitome

  2016-03-22 01:54:32

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  i saw an article that was like 'awesome feminist moments in deadpool'

  
  

   i see that attitude a lot on tumblr, where everything you like/dislike has to have a political reason attached to it. like. listen. listen. not everything you like has to be progressive and that's ok.
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 01:57:06

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Epitome said:

  i saw an article that was like 'awesome feminist moments in deadpool'

  
  

   i see that attitude a lot on tumblr, where everything you like/dislike has to have a political reason attached to it. like. listen. listen. not everything you like has to be progressive and that's ok.

  I saw someone make a post about this on tumblr, and then immediately retract it when it meant not criticizing Macklemore
• Obā-san

  2016-03-22 01:57:18

  
  

  you wanna know what the furry marxists thought about the cops in Zootopia
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-03-22 01:58:23

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Mackerel Smores.
  
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 02:00:10

  My dreams exceed my real life

  No, but I am sure I will somehow find out anyway
• Epitome

  2016-03-22 02:04:49

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  Baldanders said:

  Epitome said:

  i saw an article that was like 'awesome feminist moments in deadpool'

  
  

   i see that attitude a lot on tumblr, where everything you like/dislike has to have a political reason attached to it. like. listen. listen. not everything you like has to be progressive and that's ok.

  I saw someone make a post about this on tumblr, and then immediately retract it when it meant not criticizing Macklemore

  euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 02:05:23

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It was annoying, but at the same time, pretty great
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-22 02:07:22

  kill living beings
  

  hm
• Anonus

  2016-03-22 02:08:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  you wanna know what the furry marxists thought about the cops in Zootopia

  where are the furry Marxists at
• Epitome

  2016-03-22 02:10:03

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  Klinotaxis said:

  hm

  i...don't know how to feel

  
  

  i would probably try this? 
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-22 02:12:15

  kill living beings
  

  i mean, it's just sausage with weird ketchup, might as well try it
  
• Obā-san

  2016-03-22 02:13:54

  
  

  Anonus said:

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  you wanna know what the furry marxists thought about the cops in Zootopia

  where are the furry Marxists at

  wherever the furry technolibertarians aren't
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 02:14:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tankies seem to be trying to prove horseshoe theorists right sometimes.
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-22 02:15:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  politics
  
  you can't escape 'em
  
• Obā-san

  2016-03-22 02:16:09

  
  

  the personal is the political
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 02:16:40

  My dreams exceed my real life

  From the greek Polis, meaning city-state
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-22 02:17:29

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  from the greek pole, meaning the thing firefighters slide down
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-22 02:20:03

  kill living beings
  

  definitely need to find a better curry recipe
  
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 02:23:54

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Etymologically speaking "home economics" is reduntant
• Odradek

  2016-03-22 02:24:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  "Physics" derives from the Greek "Phusis" which originally meant growth, but came to mean "nature"