The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Imi. Hey Imi. Some woman with 8ig 8oo8s just came in the store and I thought you might like to know.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Heyo.

    I hear cowgirls and see Imi. It is good.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I see cowgirls, 8ig 8oo8s and my name.

    GOOD TIMES
  • :::;D
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    that Vriska has opinions
  • 8oo8ie lady is purchasing items.
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Oh wow, theres something on the telly called "9/11: The audio tapes" and its about the conversations recorded on tapes about what happened on that day.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Human bodies are kind of gross, although I appreciate the beauty of certain areas at least.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fencepost

    Fencepony

    Ponypony

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    So uh...do ants cannibalize each other
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Because I swear I saw one in my bathroom trying to eat another

    Took off the head first, dragged the rest around for a while
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Gross.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Oh wow, its a 100 days till the London Olympics

     

    Something will go wrong during the Olympics, trust me

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hi, everyone.

    Today at school, I meant to write "studies with experimental data" while the class was on a tangent about wild hogs. I somehow ended up writing "studies with experimental pigs." I feel guilty about just barely stifling a laugh upon noticing this.
  • Must concentrate on boring GenEd stuff D:
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    What's GenEd mean? I presume Ed means Education, but...

    Also, Hi.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Hey, Hova.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Lumumba was democracy – Mossadegh was democracy
    Allende was democracy – Hypocrisy it bothers me
    Call you terrorists if you don’t wanna be a colony
    We used to bow down to a policy of robbery
    Is terrorism my lyrics?
    When more Vietnam vets kill themselves after the war than died in it?
    This is very basic..
    One nation in the world has over a thousand military bases
    They say it’s religion, when clearly it isn’t
    It’s not just Muslims that oppose your imperialism
    Is Hugo Chavez a Muslim? Nah.. I didn’t think so
    Is Castro a Muslim? Nah.. I didn’t think so
    It’s like the definition didn’t ever exist
    I guess it’s all just depending who your nemesis is
    Irrelevant how eloquent the rhetoric peddler is
    They’re telling fibs, now tell us who the terrorist is
  • ^^^ I'd assume GenED stands for general education.
  • edited 2012-04-19 18:03:31
    Yup. Gen Ed = General Education. It's a required course that's boring as all hell. It's pretty much general history. My teacher tries to make it seem more interesting/meaningful than it is.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Well, if they're trying to keep it interesting, it can't be as horrible, right?

    Atleast it doesn't stand for Genital Education. :P
  • edited 2012-04-19 18:07:19
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Good morning.

    Well, last night I tried the Double-Down, and it's not often that I say that a sandwich needs vegetables inside, but the Double-Down really needs vegetables inside.

    A big chunk of it.
  • Irene: Well, actually "making it interesting" = giving homework assignments no one in the class has much motivation to do. Although, I did have to write a personal life history paper, which wasn't too bad actually.

    :P I wish. Nah, that's what Dirty 230 is for.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    ...Not the best motivation ever. D: I was hoping for say, actual charismatic talking.

    Wait, is the Sex Ed room actually 230? That'd be funny. XD
  • I've had to Gen Ed teacher. Both aren't bad speakers, the subject matter is really hard to make interesting.

    XD Actually there's a class that like I think Psychology 230 which is sex education. But, everyone calls it Dirty Two-Thry because the teacher shows super graphic pictures, videos and stories.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Well, I mean, a person's tone of voice can make any subject somewhat more interesting. It's why I'm good at speeches. :D

    Whoa. Is that even allowed at school? D:
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Depends on the school, I think, though I assume most colleges wouldn't disapprove too much as long as it was fairly forewarned.

    My school had a presentation on general sex ed sponsored by one of the student clubs. It had rather graphic photos of STDs.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    gn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gnw

    I took a health class in college where there were some fairly graphic sex ed-kinda pictures in a video at one point. The prof warned us and said that anybody who wanted to skip it could. Half the class walked out.

    I didn't, though. I WAS BRAVE
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    @Anon several pages ago

    Chef dosen't need natural gas to get good ideas. He's high on life (and weed).

  • Imi knows how to face the icky sex pictures BRAVELY.

    skkdkdk
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    @ Conversation about getting a job.

     

    I don't get the "Why do you want to work here" question so much...probably because most people desperatly need my skills and are more interested in me being compitent and not a raging douchebag that will shit in the coffee maker.

     

    That last company that asked was involved in some sort of "going green" thing for companies, like, mesaured their carbon foot print and told to to buy a shit ton of flourecent light bulbs or some shit.

     

    I made up some crap about what they where doing being very noble, but didn't get the job because they used a differnt toolset.

     

    But I go the job I have currently, so it's all good. My manager deffinitly conducted a "Make sure he's compitent and won't shit in the coffee maker." type of interview.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Justice: Sounds like they were either looking for upper management because they were planning a massive change in direction, or they had already changed their direction and were looking for architectural-type people to figure out how it would all work. 
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    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^^I was disgusted too!
  • edited 2012-04-19 19:05:20
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    It was contract work, so certainly not upper-mangement. Though, architectural-type might have been the idea given my background.

     

    Funnily enough, my current Manager keeps his ears to the ground and knew all about the company. He said I was better off for not getting chosen. He did have some nice things to say about another company that was thinking of hiring me, but he made sure to offer me a hell lot more money then they could have hoped to offer and hiring me on. >:)

  • edited 2012-04-19 18:56:53
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Justice: Ah, good. :D Yeah, any company that asks "why do you want to work here" and doesn't qualify that statement is probably having management problems due to a failed reorg (possibly several failed reorgs) or a new venture that isn't working out. I bet they're doing what happened at my job for a little while several years ago -- chasing after contracts that are way out of their range of capabilities because some out-of-touch biz-dev guy thought it was a good idea. :P
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Should have gotten into PreMed instead of Biology.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Argh...if only I was still in college instead wasting my time in my house!
  • The sadness will last forever.

    heard boobs

     

    yay

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    So, I'm using IE 9 right now becuase it was open and I decided to just roll with it instead of Chrome.

    Bing is so useless compared to Google, it's not even funny. It is, in fact, very tragic.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Herding Boobs" seems like what Imi would put down on a career aptitude test.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    PONIES = MANY REPLIES

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    !

    Boob Herder!

    I missed my calling... :(
  • I should start a death pool for this computer.
    Maybe I could find irl characters attractive
    "irl characters"?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My official Georgia map is here!

    ...it looks pretty much the same as last year's
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Really? I thought they had entirely remodeled Georgia.
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