Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
I dislike dragons with wings.
Also I was going to do my homework that is due the day after tomorrow today, but I woke up too early and my blood sugar ran low way before I was supposed to have lunch so I stuffed a bunch of food down my throat and then my blood sugar spiked right back up and I went to sleep and now I feel terrible.
telling her why she was wrong the first time was enough
the refusal to drop the subject was where it went really bad
even as the person who was like on the receiving end of things i was kinda baffled that like, everyone who was currently online had to roll on in to Tell Jane How She Fucked Up On The Internet
i mean
if anything, that was kinda my job?
and i think i did a much better job at being diplomatic about it than everyone else tbh
I just realized that I don't know anything about Bristol or even really where it is.
Help! I'm becoming a stereotypical American!
Bristol is where Samuel Coleridge of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" fame was based. It is also where the now-standard grammatical construction known as the passive progressive originated, which supplanted the passival. To compare the two: The house is being built versus the house is (on/a-)building. The Pop Group formed there.
Also, in the early Middle Ages, it was named Bristow, but a weird tick of the local accent rendered it as Bristol. Thus, the old joke about the Bristol farmer introducing his daughters as Idle, Evil and Normal.
I just realized that I don't know anything about Bristol or even really where it is.
Help! I'm becoming a stereotypical American!
Bristol is where Samuel Coleridge of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" fame was based. It is also where the now-standard grammatical construction known as the passive progressive originated, which supplanted the passival. To compare the two: The house is being built versus the house is (on/a-)building. The Pop Group formed there.
Also, in the early Middle Ages, it was named Bristow, but a weird tick of the local accent rendered it as Bristol. Thus, the old joke about the Bristol farmer introducing his daughters as Idle, Evil and Normal.
I probably know it from that first thing. We had to study Rime in high school.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why does unpleasant stuff happen when I'm in bed??
I'm not even blaming a particular person; it's just frustrating timing, me being a moderator and all.
Here's a cat fact for you! When Roman Legions marched across Europe, they brought cats with them because they were great rodent hunters. I like to picture kitties dressed up like Roman soldiers marching in formation.
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John
Fucking
Madden
Providence
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'm not even blaming a particular person; it's just frustrating timing, me being a moderator and all.
What the fuck do I so with this information
But damn does it feel like it's taking up a lot of space
Here's a cat fact for you! When Roman Legions marched across Europe, they brought cats with them because they were great rodent hunters. I like to picture kitties dressed up like Roman soldiers marching in formation.
(it contains yogurt)