hello, I am the Big Music Nerd, and my Music Opinions are The Best Opinions. My Music Opinions are what you will base your entire compass of musical quality on. Anything else you will constantly put down in asides within otherwise entirely unrelated conversations, for it is the only way to express your dominance.
Calm down. You're overreacting to a single snarky comment in the most flamboyantly obnoxious way possible and it's mucking up the thread. Baldanders doing the Whining About/Mocking Dumb Internet thing again while most of the moderatin was asleep or out was bad enough. Stop.
And I just have no idea how the articles are supposed to be interesting
they're not
here is the thought process that went into the creation of this column, prepare for your mind to be exploded:
Person Who Runs The Site A: We're not bringing in as many clicks as we could be. How could we get more clicks per day?
Person Who Runs The Site B: What if we brought in a bunch of musicians to say why they hate random pop songs?
A: Do you think that'll work?
B: Sure! The people who hate the songs will click on the article to have their opinion validated, and the people who like them will angerclick and then go to the comments to explain why they disagree.
A: Fucking brilliant. Let's order a sardine pizza, B.
I had a lovely night and now I have to step into this thread in a moderation capacity because people were assholes while I was out.
Jane, keep this up and I'll be sorely tempted to probate you. If you'd phrased anything you said in remotely politic terms, I'd be lenient, but you're doing that aggressive cynical jackass thing and I'd really rather not, thank you very much.
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"One Week" is a song I would literally rather poke my ears out than listen to
I really hate it.
PERSON: X Song is bad