The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Hexartes

  2016-03-06 19:39:22

  Fuck, dude, that blows. One of my most viscerally unpleasant experiences was when The Mystery Mine at Dollywood got stopped as it was finishing just because I HATE restraints
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-06 19:45:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  being stuck on a ride is a horrifying thing
  
• Odradek

  2016-03-06 19:51:09

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Oh I got the full experience
  
  They did not stop playing the song for any of those 5 minutes
• Odradek

  2016-03-06 21:55:45

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-06 22:15:45

  kill living beings
  

  you know what's weird, is really specific jokes
  
  like i'm pretty sure i'm the only person i know who gets the idea behind this thing
  
  it's just
  
  so niche
  
• Toolsie

  2016-03-06 23:28:07 edited 2016-03-06 23:28:51

  ಠ_ಠ

  Got my mum a Mother's Day card that said "happy Mother's Day from your favourite child".
  
  Because it's true
  
  I am the best Snell child
• Toolsie

  2016-03-06 23:28:29

  ಠ_ಠ

  I may not have been the first child, or even the second child, but I am the best child
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-06 23:34:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Snell
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-03-06 23:37:00

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Baldanders said:

  

  Pooches! :D

  
  

  They seem like the sort of pooches who give everyone the smooches.
• Toolsie

  2016-03-06 23:37:53

  ಠ_ಠ

  Imipolex G said:

  Snell

  Yes, that is my surname
  
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-03-06 23:38:36

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Your name is adorably English, Tools, just for the record.
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-06 23:39:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It is a good name
  
• Toolsie

  2016-03-06 23:43:06

  ಠ_ಠ

  My initials are EFS.
  
  One letter change away from being a sofa company.
• Toolsie

  2016-03-06 23:47:14

  ಠ_ಠ

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Your name is adorably English, Tools, just for the record.

  Everything about me is "adorably English".
  
  Right down to my accent, apparently.
• Odradek

  2016-03-06 23:50:56

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It's best to be okay with it.

  
  

  There is no such thing as being adorably Pittsburghian, for instance
• Toolsie

  2016-03-06 23:53:32

  ಠ_ಠ

  Pittsburgh is a sister city or Sheffield, my home town.
  
  I thought that was quite cool.
• Vriska

  2016-03-06 23:58:20

  8luh 8luh.

  I found Imi's spices

  
  

  
  
• Vriska

  2016-03-07 00:00:31

  8luh 8luh.

  Alternately...
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-07 00:03:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  lolz
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-07 00:03:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  spicy
• Anonus

  2016-03-07 00:09:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  is this a bad time to admit that all of my fondness for Pittsburgh stems from Westinghouse?
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 00:11:09

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Anonus said:

  is this a bad time to admit that all of my fondness for Pittsburgh stems from Westinghouse?

  It should stem from pierogies on hamburgers
  
• Anonus

  2016-03-07 00:12:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I like pierogies, and I wish I had them more often, and in a more authentic form...
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-03-07 00:13:27

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  The Warhol Museum is cool.
• Obā-san

  2016-03-07 00:18:07

  
  

  i have a stone temple pilots shirt
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 00:23:17

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  RIP Scott Weiland
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-07 00:34:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It took me several years of living in Pittsburgh before I became aware that Westinghouse exists in some form
  
• Anonus

  2016-03-07 01:37:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The company currently calling itself "Westinghouse" licenses the name and logo from CBS
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-07 01:39:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  and that's terrible
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-03-07 02:29:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  YES PARKING

  ↔
  

  VIOLATORS WILL NOT BE TOWED
• Calica

  2016-03-07 02:30:50

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  *drives a monster truck version of a bus through the yes parking*
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-07 02:42:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  only the band Yes can park there
  
• Calica

  2016-03-07 02:42:37

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i'll be your roundabout
• Aliroz

  2016-03-07 03:14:17

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  At motel.
  
  Sisters watching Disney teen sitcom.
  
  I get to use Wi-Fi as reparation.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 03:15:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You deserve more than Wi-Fi for that
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 03:15:33

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  It's not, -shudder-, dog with a blog, is it?
• Calica

  2016-03-07 03:17:10

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  is "dog with a blog" an actual show
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 03:20:27

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  yes
• Aliroz

  2016-03-07 03:26:40

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Well, earplugs are a wonderful thing.
  
  And I kinda deserve this for telling them to watch their shows legitimately instead of pirating them.
• Aliroz

  2016-03-07 03:27:13

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  They're watching Better On Stereo.
• Aliroz

  2016-03-07 03:27:27

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I'm triple posting.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-07 03:32:02

  kill living beings
  

  pretty mad about anime (animenoyed) atm cos a weird mangaer i like apparently did a comic about gay fungus people but it's untranslated. maybe i can figure out commissions
  
• Calica

  2016-03-07 03:32:50

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  pay illflower tot translate it
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-07 03:52:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  puttin gspac esinthe wron gplaces
  
• Alduin

  2016-03-07 04:30:29

  Gotta say that I like how Conor McGregor is taking his defeat. Tough both physically and emotionally.
• Alduin

  2016-03-07 04:31:03

  Instead of making excuses and saying that the fight was fixed cough Ronda Rousey cough he owned up to his loss and accepted it. I like that.
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 05:17:59

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-07 05:18:53

  kill living beings
  

  congrats i think you managed to find the exact opposite of a blog i would read
  
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 05:23:23

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I think this is what tumblr means when it talks about fuckboys
• Alduin

  2016-03-07 05:25:23

  Klinotaxis said:

  congrats i think you managed to find the exact opposite of a blog i would read
  

  yep