Clearly, we should use this .11 correlation as the basis for musical matrimony
Yarrun, you can't marry people musically. You don't have a license and you're sleep-deprived. Also, I don't think that's even possible.
Hey now, are you giving me advice about marriage? Because I think I know a little bit more about marriage than you do, seeing that I invented it! And perfected it so no one could defeat me on the field of matrimony.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's close to midnight! Something evil's lurkin' in the dark...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Waitermwsn1 Plese help me \
what's going on now, chef
well, we seem to be at as cience musuem instead of the restaurant why the fuck is that
chef, don't you remember, the restauarnt is still closed for repairs evenr since you started that gas leak so you agrreed for the twho of us to go and volunteer at hte Center ofr Discovery
oh right well this vonlunteering thing is a blast i get to come and see the musem without even paying
wel, yes, chef but you're supposed to, you know, do work
Ooh, yes, work! How much amre we getting paid?
...paid Well, about that ,c hef...
what? waiterman? oh, don't tell me
i'm afraid so, chef that's kinda waht volinettering means
that's a shame. oh well, minimum wage is better than nothing, i guess
you don't understand, chef we're not getting minumum wage
THEY'RE PAYING US BELOW MINIMUMS WAGE? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
no, no, chef... they're, like, not paying us at all
...
you ok, chef?
i'll manage here, just give me a sec i'm going to go through this door marked "the preschool playcenter!" and blow off some steam by swearing loudly
(One Rather Inappropriate Outburst Later)
What a rifp-off Not only are they not paying us, but I'm not allowed in the museum for three months1
You'll get over it chef.
Well at least I got to keep the t-shirt hey, you wanna go see if they finished the restaurant?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why would anyone even give Chef and Waiterman volunteering positions? They probably showed up for their interviews as high as they are usually...
Sometimes I despise the human body. If you don't lay there there stiff as a board with your eyes closed for a few hours or stuff perishable substances in your face, it starts to shut down. And sometimes it hurts for no good reason.
I would like to mess with people and haunt shit. And then those reality TV people with come at me with those faux-PKE readers and a portable vacuum trying to prove my existence.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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DESPOT
Y U NO MAEK AN ALBUM
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It's like revenge for all the times I composed stuff in C# minor just because it sounded right.
Why must such a beautiful key have such horrors as the double-sharp?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Yarrun, you can't marry people musically. You don't have a license and you're sleep-deprived. Also, I don't think that's even possible.
Hey now, are you giving me advice about marriage? Because I think I know a little bit more about marriage than you do, seeing that I invented it! And perfected it so no one could defeat me on the field of matrimony.
Oh why
It's almost almost midnight
WHAT AM I DOING
WHY AM I COVERED IN HAIR
Uh uh
I mean
he's right there!
Anonus/CentralAvenue/Akzidenz-Grotesk OT3 <3
I feel a b-bit silly.
Woohoo!
Plese help me
\
what's going on now, chef
well, we seem to be at as cience musuem instead of the restaurant
why the fuck is that
chef, don't you remember, the restauarnt is still closed for repairs evenr since you started that gas leak
so you agrreed for the twho of us to go and volunteer at hte Center ofr Discovery
oh right
well this vonlunteering thing is a blast
i get to come and see the musem without even paying
wel, yes, chef
but you're supposed to, you know, do work
Ooh, yes, work!
How much amre we getting paid?
...paid
Well, about that ,c hef...
what? waiterman?
oh, don't tell me
i'm afraid so, chef
that's kinda waht volinettering means
that's a shame.
oh well, minimum wage is better than nothing, i guess
you don't understand, chef
we're not getting minumum wage
THEY'RE PAYING US BELOW MINIMUMS WAGE?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
no, no, chef...
they're, like, not paying us at all
...
you ok, chef?
i'll manage
here, just give me a sec
i'm going to go through this door marked "the preschool playcenter!" and blow off some steam by swearing loudly
(One Rather Inappropriate Outburst Later)
What a rifp-off
Not only are they not paying us, but I'm not allowed in the museum for three months1
You'll get over it chef.
Well at least I got to keep the t-shirt
hey, you wanna go see if they finished the restaurant?
chef, that's not going to be done until June
who cares? it'll still be fun to look at
Someday I will be pure spirit!
Then you'll be fucked
Stupid testosterone
Why the hell did it have the Triforce on it?
I can't scream like a girl and I'm one.
^ :( *hugs*
I smell so much better now.