The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2016-01-16 20:01:37
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i tend to leave the bathroom window slightly ajar so the mirror won't steam up, so as soon as i step out it's freezing

    (it's ok, the shower is not in front of the window, nobody could see in unless they were literally climbing the side of the building)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    Sometimes, I'm okay with getting my hands wet.  Like, filling up the sink partway with water and making waves, but when I take my hands out, I have to get a towel.

    Water, it just sinks into your skin and you can't scrape it off no matter how hard to try, your hands just stay wet and you can't pull it out or rip it off.

    Towels are the greatest.  Warm towels are greatestest.

    Being submerged:  fine.

    Being wet:  not fine.

    I realize that not liking water makes my choice of favorite animal really strangely unfitting.
    You like being submerged, which is certainly alligator-y. Maybe baths are a better idea?

    Also, your scalp being irritated suggests that you might want to switch shampoos.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    chimera kitkidsnakeling!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Very cute.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    Very cute.

    Indeed.
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Tachyon said:

    i tend to leave the bathroom window slightly ajar so the mirror won't steam up, so as soon as i step out it's freezing

    (it's ok, the shower is not in front of the window, nobody could see in unless they were literally climbing the side of the building)

    My mirror/vanity area is outside of the shower/toilet area, so this isn't a problem for me! I love bathroom set-ups with the mirror separate, and wish they were done more often. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    what's it take for a girl to become British these days :|
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    what's it take for a girl to become British these days :|

    well let's see
  • I'm so confused

    What thread am I on right now?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Safety Fairy wants to shut down my Secret Government Warehouse because one of our employees was never properly trained on how to operate a forklift

    I tried explaining that the employee in question works in the shipping office and has never touched a forklift but she didn't wanna listen
  • My Sims 3 legacy blog is coming along nicely!
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    My stomach hurts and I'm farting a lot.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Freestyle machines, I still loathe them
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    How pissed do you think Dawkins would be if I just @ed him a bunch of inane shit but only called him "Rick"?

    Because that's a thing I can do now.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I mean, it's a thing everyone can do now, what with Twitter being what it is.
  • Anonus said:

    Freestyle machines, I still loathe them

    you seem to hate so many things
  • edited 2016-01-17 00:17:02
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    Freestyle machines, I still loathe them

    you seem to hate so many things
    I'm not allowed to resent that it seems like it'll be impossible to get non-chemically-tasting Coke at fast food joints by the end of the decade?
  • i understand not liking it but
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    MachSpeed said:

    How pissed do you think Dawkins would be if I just @ed him a bunch of inane shit but only called him "Rick"?


    Because that's a thing I can do now.
    he'd be annoyed and block you and you'd've accomplished almost nothing beyond mildly annoying someone and making him spend the ten seconds it takes to block you
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    That's a pretty good deal.

    Although from the second-hand witness accounts, other people have trolled him pretty good already.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    i understand not liking it but

    But what?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I dunno I just wanted to type his name, thought for a second that it was 'Rick Dawkins', and decided; "That's vaguely funny."

    What if I made Rick and Morty references though.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Call him "Ricky Baby." Please. For me.
    Anonus said:

    Anonus said:

    Freestyle machines, I still loathe them

    you seem to hate so many things
    I'm not allowed to resent that it seems like it'll be impossible to get non-chemically-tasting Coke at fast food joints by the end of the decade?
    By then it's quite likely that they'll have refined said machines to improve the mix quality. But god, what a topic to whinge about.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've seen the Coke Freestyle machines in newly remodeled Wendy's and Burger King locations and maybe one McDonald's...they don't seem to be anywhere near totally displacing the traditional fountains
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Insight wankers are so fucking stupid.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Ricky Baby, hurry down the chimney tonight...

    ...I've replaced my fireplace with an industrial kiln.
  • kill living beings
    i read the chapter of The Selfish Gene about memetics and it is bad

    i mean just speaking of believable scientific arguments, it's not one. it's total speculation. i don't know if there's any actual data concerning the many problems, some of which are mentioned in the chapter, shared in The Extended Phenotype or whatever, but I'm kind of pissed that this shit has been taken as seriously as it has with so little examination of the underlying empirical premises bla bla bla bla bla
  • kill living beings
    So anyway
    Hearn said:

    I can distinctly hear my heart beat.... The guide tells me that I stoop too much,—orders me to walk upright, and always in stepping to put down the heel first. I do this, and find it relieving. But climbing through this tiresome mixture of ashes and sand begins to be trying. I am perspiring and panting. The guide bids me keep my honorable mouth closed, and breathe only through my honorable nose.

  • i decided to go on a 3 hour walk and walked right into a subtropical rainstorm wheeeeee
  • currently taking shelter in a block of toilets
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Call him "Ricky Baby." Please. For me.

    Anonus said:

    Anonus said:

    Freestyle machines, I still loathe them

    you seem to hate so many things
    I'm not allowed to resent that it seems like it'll be impossible to get non-chemically-tasting Coke at fast food joints by the end of the decade?
    By then it's quite likely that they'll have refined said machines to improve the mix quality. But god, what a topic to whinge about.
    You're not autistic.
  • the umbrellas, they do nothing
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    Call him "Ricky Baby." Please. For me.

    Anonus said:

    Anonus said:

    Freestyle machines, I still loathe them

    you seem to hate so many things
    I'm not allowed to resent that it seems like it'll be impossible to get non-chemically-tasting Coke at fast food joints by the end of the decade?
    By then it's quite likely that they'll have refined said machines to improve the mix quality. But god, what a topic to whinge about.
    You're not autistic.
    The jury's out on that, actually. But that's not an excuse, either.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    sunn wolf said:

    the umbrellas, they do nothing

    That sounds royally lame. I am sorry.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    well

    why am I not supposed to complain about Coke Freestyle machines?

    it also doesn't help that Centie says Fountain Coke tastes sweeter in Ohio, further proving all the goddamn health nuts who moved out here and believe the history of Colorado dates back no further than when they set foot here ruined the place

    fuckers
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    er

    that post went to a weird place, don't you think?

    like it started out somewhere very different from where it ended

    i'm confused

    did i miss something?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I said fountain Diet Coke tastes sweeter in Ohio. I didn't actually taste the regular Coke in Colorado last time I was there.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    isn't that the sort of thing that varies from store to store based on which bored employee mixes the syrup
  • Calica said:

    isn't that the sort of thing that varies from store to store based on which bored employee mixes the syrup

    p much
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    isn't that the sort of thing that varies from store to store based on which bored employee mixes the syrup

    Is it? I figured it varied from region to region depending on the local Coca-Cola distributors...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tachyon said:

    er

    that post went to a weird place, don't you think?

    like it started out somewhere very different from where it ended

    i'm confused

    did i miss something?

    you missed nothing
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    in that case i'm very confused
  • sunn wolf said:

    the umbrellas, they do nothing

    That sounds royally lame. I am sorry.
    it's fine it was kinda fun. above the waist i am mostly dry. sort of. i was gonna go to guandu nature park but fuck that noise when the weather is like this

    anyway i have.made it to a coffee shop now so i am just sitting with a coffee watching the rain pelt down
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My plan to get revenge on Colorado by sabotaging the coke is discovered!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aliroz said:

    My plan to get revenge on Colorado by sabotaging the coke is discovered!

    revenge for what?
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