The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't think I like marijuana. Makes the migraine centers of my brain act up.
  • edited 2015-12-18 11:32:23
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓻𝒆𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝒇𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓘'𝓭 𝓼𝓪𝔂. 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝒆𝔁𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝒆 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝒆 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝒆 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓽!
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Putting ads in CAPTCHAs should be a capital offense.
  • In the student pub and the place is dead.
  • Suppose because it's the last day of the semester and most people have already gone home.
  • Very nearly fell over walking around campus. I lost my balance and nearly went flying.

    I made a smooth recovery, though. Nearly.
  • Okay, so I stumbled around a bit and made a twat out of myself.

    And had a quick look around to see if anyone saw me.

    Don't think anyone saw me... >_>
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    MachSpeed said:

    Hahaha I forgot that Anakin was immaculately conceived by midichlorians. Or at least, Qui-Gon Jinn theorizes so.

    It's difficult to argue that midichlorians don't cause the Force with that knowledge.

    Doesn't follow
  • yeah it doesnt
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    The Force is said to be that which connects everything. Midichlorians are symbiotic creatures that bind all life. If the Force is intangible, and the midichlorians are the material part of its system, then the midichlorians are as much the Force as the fancy telekinesis. If both things bind everything, then both things are the Force. And midichlorians.

    It's a chicken-or-egg thing, that incidentally also immaculately conceives.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Toolsie said:

    For the first time in ages, I can actually see what my natural hair colour was.

    A dirt blonde that looks grey next to the dark red hair dye.

    Sounds coo'.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The secret 4th Zelda timeline where Link never goes looking for Navi, the events of Majora's Mask never happen, and he marries Ruto and settles down instead of dying bitter and full of regrets.
  • I'm fucking lethal in the kitchen right now.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    That One Star Wars Book Where A Moon Fell On Chewbacca

    sun crusher
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I have no internet at all so I'm going to leave.

    I'll see you folks when I get some.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Calica said:

    That One Star Wars Book Where A Moon Fell On Chewbacca

    sun crusher
    The Star Wars EU was actually written by an eight year old child. "Uh, uh, it's like the Death Star, but stronger! It blows up lots of planets at once! And it's the size of a normal spaceship! And uh, it's covered in super strong stuff that makes it really hard to blow up!"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Why did I choose philosophy, I could have avoided living in a world where people enjoy Sam Kriss blogposts.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Has anybody here played Master of Orion?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    No, but I have played Star Control 2: The Ur-Quan Masters
  • We're lost. Fun times.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The Sam Krisses of the world are what the far left has instead of Donald Trumps.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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  • We can do anything if we do it together.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    a mario game where mario has an existential crisis over the fact that there are literal babies with more personality than him
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But Mario is a surrogate for the player, like Link
  • edited 2015-12-18 20:53:25
    My dreams exceed my real life
    It may be that I dreamed this. So much at least is certain--that I turned one day from the traffic of the internet, and came to its docks and saw its slimy wharves going down green and steep into the water, and saw the huge grey river of tweets slipping by and the lost things that went with it turning over and over, and I thought of the nations and unpitying Time, and saw and marvelled at the queenly tweets come newly from the sea. 

    It was then, if I mistake not, that I saw leaning against a wall, with his face to the ships, a man with a Schopenhauer avatar. His skin had the pasty tint of the internet nerd: the deep black hairs of his moustache were whitened a little with salt from his tears; he wore a dark blue trenchcoat such as edgelords wear, and the long boots of seafarers, but the look in his eyes was further afield than the tweets, he seemed to be beholding the farthest things. Even when I spoke to him he did not call home that look, but answered me dreamily with that same fixed stare as though his thoughts were heaving on far and lonely seas. I asked him what tweet he had come by, for there were many there. The sailing tweets were there with their sails all furled and their masts straight and still like a wintry forest; the blogposts were there, and great youtube videos, puffing up idle smoke into the twilight. 
    He answered he had come by none of them. I asked him what line he worked on, for he was clearly a content creator; I mentioned well-known lines, but he did not know them. Then I asked him where he worked and what he was. And he said: "I work in the twittersphere, and I am the last of the antinatalists, the last left un-redpilled." And I shook him by the hand I do not know how many times. I said: "We feared you were dead. We feared you were dead." And he answered sadly: "No. No. I have sinned too deeply on the internet flamewars: I am not allowed to die."
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilRoy

    Someone got bullied by a dude named roy at school
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Half the examples on that page are either aversions or things that aren't really examples.

    That page could seriously stand to be deleted.
  • we have a thread for talking about TVTropes y'know?

    anyway I've seen that pattern before.
  • TreTre
    edited 2015-12-18 21:15:39
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    'Roy' is such a weird name to hear for me because it's technically part of my name but I never actually use it.

    The fact that it's used for evil characters often enough to have a trope is funny to me, though. I'm about as far away from malevolent as it realistically gets.

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    What is it with tech companies using "we're a non profit" as if to imply they're not multi-millionaires?
  • edited 2015-12-19 02:04:09
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I think my favorite recording of Jingle Bell Rock is the one by Brenda Lee on the Lifetime Christmas Treasury.

    Remember thast if I ever said that I hated accountants, it meant that I had either given in fully to hate and had to be put down or had been replaced by an impostor?  Same thing with that song, or with the song Feliz Navidad.

    I may complain about songs that are played too much, but I adore those songs that aren't played enough, or those specific recordings that I remember.  It's mostly covers that I hate.  Uncanny valley of music.  No musician should ever cover another musician's song unless they can do it better, in which case it becomes the second musicians, but there can only be one.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Ooh, let's assign christmas singers to heapers!

    First the obvious, Brenda Lee as Central Avenue, because she sounds a bit like Cree Summers.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What?  It's my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.
  •  Many of the Phuri Dae believe that Hitler had discovered the power of their Blood and was thus committed to destroying the Rom. The purity and superiority of the Gypsies' Blood may have intrigued as well as enraged Hitler and the SS. Rumors also speak of terrible torture and experimentation performed on some of the Rom held in concentration camps, in which large amounts of Blood was extracted from the prisoners. This Blood may have been intended for use in the dark rituals of certain high ranking officers of the SS, who were also said to be dark mages.

  • no that's not how hitler's racial philosophy worked ya dinguses
  • Sittin down to watch some Stars at War.

    I was gonna ask a friend to go over the weekend or something, but then I started thinking about Death and in the middle of that I thought "screw this, I could be watching laser sword fighting"

    So here I am.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Acererak said:

     Many of the Phuri Dae believe that Hitler had discovered the power of their Blood and was thus committed to destroying the Rom. The purity and superiority of the Gypsies' Blood may have intrigued as well as enraged Hitler and the SS. Rumors also speak of terrible torture and experimentation performed on some of the Rom held in concentration camps, in which large amounts of Blood was extracted from the prisoners. This Blood may have been intended for use in the dark rituals of certain high ranking officers of the SS, who were also said to be dark mages.


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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    You know what, Cree as Centie could work, though Kath Soucie would be the obvious choice

    Cree as young Centie, Soucie as teenage/twentysomething Centie?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    leftclausewitz.tumblr.com/post/135458272786/the-modern-nerd-film
  • Aliroz said:

    You know what, Cree as Centie could work, though Kath Soucie would be the obvious choice

    Cree as young Centie, Soucie as teenage/twentysomething Centie?
    I'll allow it
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