The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Tachyon

  2015-12-02 23:15:16

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  UK govt authorizing air strikes in Syria
• Odradek

  2015-12-02 23:15:31

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tater tots are bad potatoes
  
  Ruining the sacred vegetable is sacrilege
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-02 23:15:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Myr, why do you do this thing that hurts me
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-02 23:27:28

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  
  Mrgrgr.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-02 23:38:04

  kill living beings
  

  honestly the last one
  
  like really folks
  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-02 23:38:32

  
  

  SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
• Vriska

  2015-12-02 23:51:51

  8luh 8luh.

  I just read "perfectly" as "petrify".

  
  

  YNTKT.
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-02 23:52:56

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Actual phrases from the Syria debate: "an angry, intolerant pacifism."
  
  damn those angry pacifists. so intolerant of the idea of war.
  
• Toolsie

  2015-12-02 23:54:03

  ಠ_ಠ

  So how about that World War Three?
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-02 23:59:53

  Fossilmaiden said:

  
  
  ...I can't tell if she's wearing a shirt or not. Also that coat looks like it's only kept up by magnetism.

  That face is...strange.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:00:57 edited 2015-12-03 00:01:11

  Fossilmaiden said:

  what is a tater tot
  is it a baby covered in potato and then deep fried
  

  they're not fries
  
  :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-03 00:02:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  sybil reisz
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-03 00:04:22 edited 2015-12-03 00:04:29

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  N_v_r b_ s_rry f_r y__r l_ttl_ t_m_ _t's n_t wh_n y__ g_t th_r_, _t's _lw_ys th_ cl_mb
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:05:56

  i think you intentionallly some vowels
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:06:26

  also tater tots are good
  
  usually
  
  the ones i had at the dining hall the other night were hard and cruddy
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-03 00:07:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i am just
  
  so sick of everything
  
  good night
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-03 00:23:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  good night particle man
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:27:47 edited 2015-12-03 00:28:05

  FUCK
  
  they took away all the food
  
  IT"S NOT EVEN SEVEN FUCKING THIRTY YET
  
  DAMNIT
  
  WHY DID I GET DISTRACTED BY SHITPOSTING AND NOT WALK OUTSIDE ANY EARLIER TO GET FOOD
  
  I COULD HAVE PACKED UP A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF IT
  
  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
  
  AND I"M ACTUALLY HUNGRY THIS TIME
  
  FUCK YOU
  
  FUCK YOU
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-03 00:28:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  shitposting wins again
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:29:58

  damnit.wav
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:30:49

  i wanted more of that spinach artichoke dip
  
  and that guac
  
  and those corn chips
  
  and that bread
  
  and that salsa
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:31:35

  they probably just threw it all in the trash
  
  i don't even want to look in the trash can
  
  and even if it's not there they're going to trash it all since it's all loose and none of it is cleanly recoverable
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:32:26

  A new version of 7+ Taskbar Tweaker is FUCK YOU I DONT WANT IT I JUST WANT SOME MORE OF THAT FREE FOOD
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 00:35:26

  Triangle Man, Triangle Man.
  Triangle Man hates my intentions.
  They have a fight; Triangle wins.
  Triangle Man.  *accordion solo*
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-03 00:39:51 edited 2015-12-03 00:40:09

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  British air strikes could start tomorrow in Syria, Foreign Secretary says
  
  wouldn't want to delay on something so deadly important now, would we
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-03 01:27:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I always called xenon camera flashes "halogen flashes".

  
  

  Xenon is a noble gas, not a halogen.

  
  

  #CentieFailsChemistry
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-03 01:36:13

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The Xenoblade X soundtrack is composed by Hiroyuki Sawano (the composer for Kill la Kill and Gundam Unicorn), and is exactly as cheesy as the sequence of words "composed by Hiroyuki Sawano" might suggest.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-03 02:04:55

  I've only heard his work on Guilty Crown and I didn't find it all that amazing to be honest.  It was good, but it didn't really stand out well.
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-03 02:06:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  let's hear it for frankie
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-03 02:07:05

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-03 02:07:11

  kill living beings
  

  hey, wait. potatoes are tubers
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-03 02:09:10

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  tfw you're the only one on HH who wants to shag Santa Claus
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-03 02:10:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I would shag a genderflipped busty Santa
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-03 02:10:28

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  he's like 1700 years old
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-03 02:11:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  your point?
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-03 02:13:58

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Fossilmaiden said:

  he's like 1700 years old
  

  which means he has a lot of experience pleasing women
• Obā-san

  2015-12-03 02:15:19

  
  

  which means he's basically Woody Allen
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-03 02:16:33

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  which means he's basically Woody Allen

  
  Ewwwwww.
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-03 02:17:30

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  the 2nd most well known old man who gave presents to children over here is jimmy savile, so
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-03 02:20:02

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yeah, what is it with England and paedophilia scandals?
• Anonus

  2015-12-03 02:20:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I actually knew who Savile was before that, via Weebl and Bob
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-03 02:22:35

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I knew who he was mainly due to The Fall cracking jokes about him in their songs from the early '80s.
  
  "And Good King Harry was there, fucking Jimmy Saville!"
• Obā-san

  2015-12-03 02:28:51

  
  

  hearing about Jimmy Savile was weird because there really isn't like an American cultural analog for who he is?
  
  like, there are these news stories that this man was a pedophile, and you look him up and he was a DJ famous for his bad tracksuits who had a level of almost complete cultural saturation?
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-03 02:30:41

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  hearing about Jimmy Savile was weird because there really isn't like an American cultural analog for who he is?
  
  like, there are these news stories that this man was a pedophile, and you look him up and he was a DJ famous for his bad tracksuits who had a level of almost complete cultural saturation?

  He was a kids show host, was the main thing.
  
• Odradek

  2015-12-03 02:32:03

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I remember Todd has to watch a show of his for One Hit Wonderland a lot, and it's always super awkward according to him.
• Obā-san

  2015-12-03 02:32:36

  
  

  I know that
  
  it's just... the apparent ubiquity of a kids show host/DJ is just kinda alien to my experience
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-03 02:34:19

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  I know that
  
  it's just... the apparent ubiquity of a kids show host/DJ is just kinda alien to my experience

  Fred Rogers.
  
  Except. Yannow. An infinitely worse person.
• Obā-san

  2015-12-03 02:35:05

  
  

  I guess that would be the closest thing?
• Section42L

  2015-12-03 02:36:14 edited 2015-12-03 02:36:59

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Kevin Clash is pretty close, actually, in terms of the juxtaposition between entertaining children and sexual deviancy.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-03 02:38:24

  kill living beings
  

  pee wee herman