I forget, did we ever get Aliroz's opinion on Honest Hearts?
I don't trust any morality system where avenging the town of Ogden, and leaving Zion canyon to be desecrated and polluted is wrong.
My loyalty is, of course, to the New Cannanites. Heck yeah, mormons exist in a videogame! Heck yeah I'mma fight for my people against scumbag fools.
In a game that looks almost completely barren of plant life and colors that aren't brown, the wonder and beauty of Zion is an astounding contrast. Such should be uninhabited by humans, such should be left alone and preserved. Thus,
Also: The white legs, dead horses, and sorrows: While Caesar's Legion is a Theme Park version of Rome; these guys are a theme park version of generic native americans. They both come off as people utterly failing to mimic or understand the people of the past.
As for Daniel and the Sorrows: Since when is being capable of defense a loss of innocence? It's not as if the Sorrows are establishing a militaristic culture, or starting to have ritualized war, or starting to have a military caste, or even having any sort of standing army. No culture under attack is as pacifistic as you are expecting the Sorrows to be; even the Anti-lehi-nephites in the Book of Mormon, who swore never to pick up arms again and allowed themselves to be slaughtered rather than fight, allowed their children to take up arms and become the Sons of Helaman for purposes of defense.
Daniel gets major props for trying to proselytize to my Courier, though (as a Molly mormon/ Sam Seminary, I wish the game had a "convert to Mormonism" option.).
Also, Joshua Graham is utterly fantastic. He just feels like the main character of another story, and defies certain aspects of the game itself (when you meet him, he is loading pistols, and is the only character in Fallout New Vegas to have an animation while speaking. He also refuses to let you access his inventory, and is the only character in the game that you cannot pickpocket.)
So yeah, a game that lets me hike around Zion national park, beat up enemies of my faith, and save Zion National Park by flame-thrower-ing or bear-arm-punching some scumbag fools what think they can kill me with puny bullets?
Salt-Upon-Wounds option: Kill all the named characters and their surprisingly-high-health minions, then realize that the devs never programmed in any real story or character interaction or dialogue for this option. Also, feel bad because you joined what are essentially the reavers from Firefly.
Daniel's option: Retreat and let scumbags ruin what may be the world's only radiation-free river.
Joshua Graham Option: FLEE BEFORE ME, WORMS! MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! ROZZY SMASH!
We are Two Terrible Twins With a Terrible Siamese Beard. Don't get fresh with us now, Or you will get choked by the beard of the twins with the Siamese beard, with a terrible twin on each end.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
At some point Vanilla lost the ability to log IP addresses reliably.
It seems it can't handle IPv6 addresses, because a bunch of people (including myself now) come up as "0.0.0.2", which obviously is not their real address.
At some point Vanilla lost the ability to log IP addresses reliably.
It seems it can't handle IPv6 addresses, because a bunch of people (including myself now) come up as "0.0.0.2", which obviously is not their real address.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I started a Christmas list but I intentionally only really put cheap shit on it
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Namely, funny.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Also I have never written a Christmas list in my life.