The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • this just in: I cannot outrun a speeding train
  • GOD KNOWS I TRIED
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    this just in: I cannot outrun a speeding train

    Bah, lightweight.
  • I was late by like two blocks

    god my calves hurt
  • and my boot has come untied!! OAO
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Centie:  At least they're trying.

    They're trying to fight secularism, they're trying to do something in these culture wars, the AFA at least speak publicly against things they don't like.

    It's more than I've been able to do...
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Secularism is not an evil plot of destruction.
  • kill living beings
    Aliroz said:

    Remember, you would seem like a fool if you told somebody to stop acting so bronchial asthmatic.


    Or if you decided to Phenylketoneuria out.
    fuck, i should try that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ag Campus crosswalk 2014:

    image

    Ag Campus crosswalk 2015:

    image

    (That's "ag" as in agriculture, not "Ag" as in silver, though I wouldn't be surprised if we had a silver campus)
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Ag as in Agitprop.
  • Tachyon said:

    i just felt that the characters responded to you in ways that suggested the titles were a bit more meaningful

    in Skyrim you can be the leader of the companions and the guards will still be all 'so what do you do?  fetch the mead?'

    I agree, FWIW. For one, the factions in Oblivion were structured a lot less loosely than they were in Skyrim. And becoming the head of each faction is accompanied by both a major perk and a very clear usurping of the status quo.

    Skyrim's theme of "okay, you're at the top, you Did The Thing.... now what?" was something I found uniquely compelling, but it worked way better for the two main campaigns than it did for the factions.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thought: The Beatles are one of few groups of people with enough star power to make a crosswalk a tourist attraction.

    It's not even an especially interesting crosswalk, on its own.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'll die and be forgotten and never have mattered.

    Nothing I could ever do would be heard.

    I will never be the one to define how my faith is perceived, for all the masses care I don't exist.

    The narrative is out of my hands, it's in the hands of the tech-savvy and thought-provoking and funny.

    All it took was one South Park episode for everyone to see Scientology as ludicrous and a scam; and nothing any Scientologist has said since has mattered, because it's not funny, because it doesn't fit in a half-hour, because it's not convincing.  (Sure, scientology is a scam, but that's beside the point.  The point is that control of the narrative, control of how they are perceived, was taken from them.)

    Living well is the best revenge?  Living well doesn't matter if you make yourself seem a fool.  You'll be forgotten, only the clever and funny are heard, and their words are written down as truth.
  • There was a very beautiful bit of melancholy when you finish the war plotline and come to the quiet sad realization of just how very little you've changed. That's always stuck with me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    #DeportIslamophobes

    #DeportRacists
  • edited 2015-11-24 03:25:11
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    #DeportEarthlings
    Aliroz said:

    (Sure, scientology is a scam, but that's beside the point.  The point is that control of the narrative, control of how they are perceived, was taken from them.)

    ...You do know what the "Church" tried to do to people who opposed them, right?
  • Aliroz said:

    I'll die and be forgotten and never have mattered.


    Nothing I could ever do would be heard.

    I will never be the one to define how my faith is perceived, for all the masses care I don't exist.

    The narrative is out of my hands, it's in the hands of the tech-savvy and thought-provoking and funny.

    All it took was one South Park episode for everyone to see Scientology as ludicrous and a scam; and nothing any Scientologist has said since has mattered, because it's not funny, because it doesn't fit in a half-hour, because it's not convincing.  (Sure, scientology is a scam, but that's beside the point.  The point is that control of the narrative, control of how they are perceived, was taken from them.)

    Living well is the best revenge?  Living well doesn't matter if you make yourself seem a fool.  You'll be forgotten, only the clever and funny are heard, and their words are written down as truth.
    Do what you can in your own sphere. That's all you can do.

    I know you've definitely changed my perspective on Mormonism.

  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Catastrophic Fluff Failure
  • Just woken up at half three in the morning and I badly have to pee
  • Kexruct said:

    Aliroz said:

    I'll die and be forgotten and never have mattered.


    Nothing I could ever do would be heard.

    I will never be the one to define how my faith is perceived, for all the masses care I don't exist.

    The narrative is out of my hands, it's in the hands of the tech-savvy and thought-provoking and funny.

    All it took was one South Park episode for everyone to see Scientology as ludicrous and a scam; and nothing any Scientologist has said since has mattered, because it's not funny, because it doesn't fit in a half-hour, because it's not convincing.  (Sure, scientology is a scam, but that's beside the point.  The point is that control of the narrative, control of how they are perceived, was taken from them.)

    Living well is the best revenge?  Living well doesn't matter if you make yourself seem a fool.  You'll be forgotten, only the clever and funny are heard, and their words are written down as truth.
    Do what you can in your own sphere. That's all you can do.

    I know you've definitely changed my perspective on Mormonism.


  • Kexruct said:

    Aliroz said:

    I'll die and be forgotten and never have mattered.


    Nothing I could ever do would be heard.

    I will never be the one to define how my faith is perceived, for all the masses care I don't exist.

    The narrative is out of my hands, it's in the hands of the tech-savvy and thought-provoking and funny.

    All it took was one South Park episode for everyone to see Scientology as ludicrous and a scam; and nothing any Scientologist has said since has mattered, because it's not funny, because it doesn't fit in a half-hour, because it's not convincing.  (Sure, scientology is a scam, but that's beside the point.  The point is that control of the narrative, control of how they are perceived, was taken from them.)

    Living well is the best revenge?  Living well doesn't matter if you make yourself seem a fool.  You'll be forgotten, only the clever and funny are heard, and their words are written down as truth.
    Do what you can in your own sphere. That's all you can do.

    I know you've definitely changed my perspective on Mormonism.

    yeah same
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/whos-your-daddy/


    I like how, much like the Chick Tract it's based on, this also devolves into obvious lies at the end.
    the typesetting in this comic edit is offensive
  • the typesetting in that comic is great
  • edited 2015-11-24 03:40:54

    if I saw that typesetting in an advertisement IRL I would immediately go buy the product as a show of support for said advertisment
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    TYPESETTING
  • kill living beings
    Calica said:

    http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/whos-your-daddy/


    I like how, much like the Chick Tract it's based on, this also devolves into obvious lies at the end.
    the typesetting in this comic edit is offensive
    what a *flips through booklet* trypanosomiatic thing to say
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what's no fair? That I'm not a fictional character.
  • You know what's no fair? That I'm not a fictional character.

    I can make your wish a reality
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    but if you were a fictional character you wouldn't be able to hug people
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers

    You know what's no fair? That I'm not a fictional character.

    feelin' this
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    the next generation of 37-bit microprocessors
  • edited 2015-11-24 03:53:18

    (*clears throat, proceeds in a horribly grating and nasal voice*)

    ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAGICAL PRINCESS WHo WET HERSELF EVERY DAY HER NAME WAS CENTRAL ALICE AVENUE THE THIRD AND HER BUSINESS MOGUL FIANCE LOVED HER DESPITER HER INCONTINENCE THE END
  • the next generation of 37-bit microprocessors

    the extra bit is for the horse
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    #DeportEarthlings

    Aliroz said:

    (Sure, scientology is a scam, but that's beside the point.  The point is that control of the narrative, control of how they are perceived, was taken from them.)

    ...You do know what the "Church" tried to do to people who opposed them, right?
    Incriminate them, sue them, slander them, harassment and death threats, phone tapping, blackmail, creation of false evidence, destruction of evidence, all in all all that you'd think of from the terrifying Attack-the-Attacker policy.

    The point is, even an organization so skilled in shutting down opposition can't do squat against...

    Against what?

    Against humor?  Against the internet?  Against somebody with an audience of millions and no fear of offending anybody?  Nah, I guess that's not what I'm thinking of.

    Against looking like a fool?

    Against the truth?

    But how little of the world any of us actually see, and how much we must learn from outside sources.

    I guess, if knowledge is power, and people get their information from what entertains them or makes them think or what has been reliable in the past or what is available on the internet; then... well, dang.

    Those who control the internet, or media in general, have so much power to sway and misinform.

    Man, I shoulda been born before the radio.  
  • aliroz while I get your point I don't think your example is good because like, the south park people didn't even really have to do anything

    they didn't make jokes, they just pointed at what was already there
  • the truth isn't something you can really avoid

    or combat

    you can prove it false, in which case it was never true to begin with
  • it doesn't really matter about the ease of transmitting information, because the truth would always be lurking there out of sight
  • (*clears throat, proceeds in a horribly grating and nasal voice*)

    ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAGICAL PRINCESS WHo WET HERSELF EVERY DAY HER NAME WAS CENTRAL ALICE AVENUE THE THIRD AND HER BUSINESS MOGUL FIANCE LOVED HER DESPITER HER INCONTINENCE THE END

    this is my crowning achievement appreciate it you darn people
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    If one commits regicide, is it a decrowning achievement?
  • If one commits regicide, is it a decrowning achievement?

    image
  • edited 2015-11-24 04:07:46
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    SILLY RESPONSE:

    -in Rozzy's imagination right now:

    Trey Stone:  -twirls evil mustache-

    Matt Parker:  Muahaha!  Perfect!  With this episode, we'll not only reveal the nature of scientology, but sabotage future Aliroz's example in the future.. today!

    Trey Stone:  Now to ruin christmas!  And arbor day!

    Both:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    SERIOUS RESPONSE:  Oh, hmm.  That's a really good point, Today.  I'll have to try to think up a better example (preferably from something I've actually seen or read).
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    FIGHT
  • kill living beings
    The God Makers was also ridiculous and also a decent fraction of it was true, but it's just used for youtube poops because the animation was janky

    tis a narrow line to walk
  • They also state that their gospel comes from the Bible. But are they telling the truth? The God Makers, one of the most powerful books to penetrate the veil of...
    ok
  • kill living beings
    also it was mostly screened to weirdo christians who already hated mormonism for dumb reasons, unlike south park, which is mostly watched by stoned college students who are all about making fun of tom cruise
  • kill living beings
    You've seen part of The God Makers. Behold this penetrating look at Mormon scripture



    shoulda fired their writer
  • edited 2015-11-24 04:24:39
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Moroni's moonwalk at 1:37 is the actual best thing.
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