The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've posted worse
  • Woke up before my alarm.

    Anxiety hits me.

    Going to be a long day.
  • But I do have bed hair.
  • holy shit it's actually Monday
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Toolsie said:

    Woke up before my alarm.

    Anxiety hits me.

    Going to be a long day.


  • And today is a fucking long day
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I know it

    Got a therapy appointment after school >_<
  • I need to get a counselling session from Uni enabling centre.
  • Oh my goodness

    So, I'm doing homework at the last minute because anxiety-induced procrastination, and I'm scrounging around the internet for help, and I find someone has posted the exact problem on stackexchange but it hasn't been answered yet

    And then I look and realize that the question was only posted 4 hours ago

    Guys! Someone in my class is even scummier than I am! At least I started before midnight!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'M A HORSE 🐎

    WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I feel like death warmed over and put on the grill.

    In what was probably not the best of ideas, I felt the need to “prove” the fact that I was sick to my grandmother. So I thought, alright, I’ll take a nap, and whatever she asks for, she can’t.

    Only I forgot to turn on the air-conditioning, so I tossed and turned for about three hours in a half-sleep, fever-dream-like state, quite conscious of the pain and heat, but unable to do anything about it. A fever dream about Transformers.

    I’m very much not well, is what I’m saying.
  • I'm sweating like a junkie yet also freezing cold.

    Welcome to illness season.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    "This story is fiction. The characters, groups, places, laws, and names used in this program have no connection to any existing in real life."

    I don't believe you, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

    Yeah, I haven't watched like the last nine episodes.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It would be true if they didn't say names.

    Or places, really.
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    The Subaru Impreza is basically one of the best 4WD sports cars ever
  • edited 2015-11-23 15:30:12
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    We're the Animaniacs, some people say we're out of whack...
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    no terrorist attacks were committed by gay men


    you know what this means

    There were probably gay dudes in the Red Brigades back in the 1970s.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Centie, stop trying to troll people. It's not even funny, it's just stupid.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    And then there was the time when Vanilla Ice kicked a dog for two minutes straight.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Centie, stop trying to troll people. It's not even funny, it's just stupid.

    *sigh*

    Fine.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    It's only 10:30 and I'm already tired >_<


    I don't know how that text got giant but it amused me so I'm leaving it

  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    This could go in a number of directions, some good and some not so good...
  • edited 2015-11-23 15:46:28
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A cyberpunk anime about a hacker group run by red pandas, who are trying to stop Evil Megacorp Ltd. from summoning ancient bear demons.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I feel a lot better, and I have my strength back.

    Seems like all I had to do was to feel like I had gone to literal hell for three hours.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't re❌e❌ber Beat ❌ichigan week being quite so cold last year

    I guess it's also "the week of Thanksgiving", to people who don't care about football rivalries
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Having recently finished replaying The Thousand-Year Door, I find it kinda interesting how easily Beldam is forgiven for willingly and knowingly freeing a millenia old demon whose only interests are genocide and subjugation.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hydroalicornic Acid
  • Getting an intense case of the giggles during this lecture. Dear Lord...
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

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    I don't think you're a legitimate website letting "ussers" download things for free at all!

    I see through your tapestry of lies.
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/whos-your-daddy/

    I like how, much like the Chick Tract it's based on, this also devolves into obvious lies at the end.
  • edited 2015-11-23 16:56:27
    My dreams exceed my real life
    image

    Jesus and Orsiris actually same entity
  • kill living beings
    wow they're really nailing the jack chick approach to evidence
  • things made a lot more sense back in 2010
  • but this is 2015

    at least I have my looks, eh?
  • edited 2015-11-23 17:13:41
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Now you're just reminding me that it's 7 years since I finished school. Christ.

    EDIT: Well, 6 1/2 or so.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Pastime with good company
    I love and shall unto I die;
    Grudge who list, but none deny, 
    So God be pleased thus live will I. 
          For my pastance
          Hunt, song, and dance.
                My heart is set:
          All goodly sport
          For my comfort,
                Who shall me let? 

    Youth must have some dalliance, 
    Of good or illé some pastance;
    Company methinks then best
    All thoughts and fancies to dejest:
          For idleness
          Is chief mistress
                Of vices all. 
          Then who can say
          But mirth and play
                Is best of all? 

    Company with honesty
    Is virtue vices to flee:
    Company is good and ill
    But every man hath his free will.
          The best ensue, 
          The worst eschew, 
                My mind shall be:
          Virtue to use, 
          Vice to refuse, 
                Shall I use me. 
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Thou art thee art thou stick your hand in the tv do it do it do it
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Pastime with good company
    I love and shall unto I die;
    Grudge who list, but none deny, 
    So God be pleased thus live will I. 
          For my pastance
          Hunt, song, and dance.
                My heart is set:
          All goodly sport
          For my comfort,
                Who shall me let? 

    Youth must have some dalliance, 
    Of good or illé some pastance;
    Company methinks then best
    All thoughts and fancies to dejest:
          For idleness
          Is chief mistress
                Of vices all. 
          Then who can say
          But mirth and play
                Is best of all? 

    Company with honesty
    Is virtue vices to flee:
    Company is good and ill
    But every man hath his free will.
          The best ensue, 
          The worst eschew, 
                My mind shall be:
          Virtue to use, 
          Vice to refuse, 
                Shall I use me. 
    Copyright the eight king named Henry, seriously England, you had eight of those fuckers? You only really need, like, four at most. Name one Biff or something.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Well, I mean, he was our last Henry.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    (8 henries) / (400 years) =
    6.33775293 × 10-10 ohms

    ... Yes, Google. Very helpful.
  • kill living beings
    that's a pretty small resistance. hard to manufacture
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image

    This actually happened, and nothing took it away.  After 43 years.

    March 30, '93.  NEVER FORGET.

    Charlie Brown's happy dance here is probably the happiest thing in all of comics.

    (In a later arc that year, Charlie Brown hit a home run off of Roxanne Cobb, Ty Cobb's granddaughter, but she later admitted she let him do that.  A lot of people confuse that victory with this one; but this one had no mitigating circumstances.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    🎵Cadpig's Mom has got it goin' on🎵

    (No I don't actually wanna fuck a cartoon dog but this line popped into my head and it's too funny)
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    So Cameron is talking about having 10000 troops to send out on the streets in the event of "terror attacks", which I'm pretty sure falls under the banner of "absolutely horrifying."
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