You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert
But I can live and breathe and see the sun in winter time
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Getting pissy over the time it takes to respond to texts is the stupidest thing
It's not a fucking realtime chat room; I'll reply when I'm damn well ready
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Reminder: my university once voted a Holstein cow homecoming queen
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
🎵You're jaywalker, Mr. Grinch
You go through the self-checkout with 13 items
You don't signal when you change lanes and you leave the toilet seat up, Mr Grinch
You once saw an old lady in a wheelchair behind you as you entered Target...and you didn't hold the door open! 🎵
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
duck the halls with boughs of holly, fa fla la fla
hey chef! you seem to be enjoying the holiday season
i sure am, waiterman! check out my sweater!
it says "I <3 SATAN"
well, it was supposed to say "I <3 SANTA", but as i was sewing it the letters dropped on teh floor
and i was in too big a hurry to put them back in order
ifgure it's clsose enough that people will probalby know what i mean
yeah, i' msure they will
are you doing anything for thaksgiving, chef?
oh, the susual
sitting around the bsement polishing my My LIttle Pony collection and crying over how lonely I am ever sicne my family got trapped in that Ubutnu logo
chef...why don't you come over to my house?
i'm not gonna make a big diner or anything, but we can have some soft pretzels and play a board game
oh man, that sounds great
but won't i be imposing on your family?
nah, it's just me and my cousin ERic this year
and maybe josh'll stop by
ERic? isn't he a chemist?
No, he's just really really pro-absoulte-monarchy
Oh good, I was worried he was gonna be insufferable
not at all, chef, not at all!
Yay
Can Humanly Possibel come?
sure! but you'll have to bring my fifth dining chair back from under that bridge where you left it last week
oh right
i was trying to capture the tooth fairy by leaving her a chair sacrifice
why would the tooth fairy want my diding chair?
well, i don't have any teeth to give her, so i thought a chair was the next best thing.
Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, "Funny you should ask.I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, "funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Israel..."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember the time Epitome, Midnight Velvet, and Central Avenue sang the entirety of both parts of "La Vie Boheme" in an IJBM thread?
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but it was only 3 dollars and it's from WWII how cool is that eh?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Also every British actor was somewhere in those movies.
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
She, like me, is making 9 dollars an hour
Amazing how conservative ideology turns poor people against each other