The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2012-04-13 21:47:13
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Downloaded the Mass Effect 2 demo. So far, it's pretty, but it is a lot more frustrating than Mass Effect 1. Although weirdly enough, this problem I was encountering where I had to jump through hoops to use objects mostly went away after the tutorial level.

    Also, it crashed for no reason, which ME1 never did for me. Maybe that's more on my crap system than the game, though.

    #yntkt
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't think that any of Mastodon's albums have had any artwork depicting a mastodon.

    This bugs me
  • edited 2012-04-13 21:54:08
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    b-but I like "Sonic Boom"

    ;_;

    (it is probably better than some of the stuff that came later; e.g. "My Sweet Passion"...)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Honestly, I like almost all the music in (the American version of) Sonic CD, but NOT THAT SONG.

    Oh well.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sometimes I notice coincidences.
  • Counterclock Smilingcloud used to have one as an avatar.

    I knew I recognized Demo from somewhere!

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • her expression says "hrrm" but her boots say "step".
  • "LIKE THIS POST IN THREE SECONDS IF YOU REMEMBER THIS [random picture]" is my new least favorite genre of Facebook post.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm watching a playthrough of Mario Party 9, and the game said, "Oh, no! You're caught in a Boo sandwich!"

    I'm not sure what it says about me that the first thing that popped into my head was, "That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Demo has no arms
  • Good night.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Night, Vriska.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-04-13 23:35:08
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    Super LazuliSuper Lazuli sez: "LIKE THIS POST IN THREE SECONDS IF YOU REMEMBER THIS [random picture]" is my new least favorite genre of Facebook post.

    Gosh you'd hate Tumblr then. It's filled with that sort of thing.
  • edited 2012-04-13 23:27:50
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    No one seems to be here. Is everyone all right?

    I thought there were supposed to be many nocturnal creatures active at this hour.

    ^Well that answers my question, then.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ It gets even more annoying, because instead of "like" it's usually "reblog" and so you see the same thing on your blog like 4 times in a row.

    ^^ I was off working on school stuff, but I'm here now!
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    From the "stuff you figure might be true but you're surprised when it actually is" file: "Reap" and "rape" are indeed related.
  • edited 2012-04-13 23:33:32
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm such a dork. Last night as I was driving around "Blinded by the Light" came on the radio and I turned it up real loud and started singing along.

    Then I cut through a Meijer parking lot and got weird looks from the cart guy.

    (why the fuck am I talking like Junie B)
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-04-13 23:33:49
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    lee4hmzlee4hmz sez: From the "stuff you figure might be true but you're surprised when it actually is" file: "Reap" and "rape" are indeed related.

    Makes sense.

    Also, if you haven't noticed I love my new quote thing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How are you doing that? Do you have some sort of quoting script?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    The quote thing confuses me because it puts the avatar of the person you're quoting in the post. I'll just have to remind myself that it's not the screen glitching out while loading the page, I guess.
  • If by "quoting script" you mean "copy and pasting the whole post and getting rid of the timestamps", then yes.

    But no, I don't.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If we ever move to self-hosting I'm going to look into adding a proper quote button, seeing as how I'm not Fast Eddie. :P
  • A real quote button would be nice, yes.

    We're sticking with the minimalism though, I don't like the big bulky posts that old-style forums have. I like the way IJBM has a big avatar and the signature at the top but it isn't a big box like TVT and BTL have.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I raised my hand. "Carnivals are rip-offs," I said. "'Cause one time my daddy kept on trying to knock over three bottles with a ball. But even when he hit them, they wouldn't fall down. So then he and Mother had to call the cops. And also Eyewitness News at Six and Ten."

    Mrs. laughed out loud.
    My first thought upon reading this was to show it to Anonus and ask what was the first "Eyewitness News"-branded station that popped to mind when he read it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Out of curiosity, what do you think would be a good avatar size for a forum like this? I was playing around with it a bit on my copy of Vanilla and I wasn't sure how big is too big.
  • Eyewitness News makes me think of WTVD since, well, it's our ABC affiliate.

    In other news, the Penny Arcade site is much easier to buzz through now, thank goodness.

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    Gosh, it's like a different comic.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Eh, maybe like twice the size it currently is, CA?
  • I like the TVT 100x100 size.
  • ^what the horse said

    Gosh you'd hate Tumblr then. It's filled with that sort of thing.

    Actually I've rather enjoyed tumblr so far.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    YAY COMIC SANS
  • Well, IJBM has 75 by 75, but I doubt we're gonna rip off their design entirely.

    If my pipe dream theme ever ends up existing then we'd have about 100x100 avatars and the same line-y look.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Thinking about heading to bed now. Good night, everyone.
  • Night, Gator.
  • edited 2012-04-13 23:56:25
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night Gator.

    The problem with using bigger avatars on this theme is that it leads to a lot of wasted space:

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    (75x75, for the record; I copied IJBM's size as a proof-of-concept)

    Of course, we can always tweak the theme a bit if we need to.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Well, slightly bigger avatars isn't bad.

    But I guess this works too. I like the current theme.
  • Move the text so it's to the right of the avie?
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    http://sadpanda.us/images/915917-HWTLW58.png
  • edited 2012-10-14 05:51:42
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    hey wwiaterman

    wahat?

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    chef what are you doing with those safetly scisiousrs

    i'ts an auwesome new cgame, waiterman
    i call it CUT AND ALSO PASTE
    i just take all these papers
    and cut them up with thise scissors
    'kay?

    well it's nice that you cut them pu with teh csicsors
    but what do you past them with?

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    ok that's just cruel

    be that was it may
    you're pmissing the fun part  of the game

    what the hell are you cutting and pasting anywy

    it's a game i call REPlaCE EVERY NOUN
    i take the lyrics to a song and I use random nowuns from the New York Post to repalce every noun in it!
    here, take a loot at this one I prepared earlier

    My Little Go-Kart, My Little Dumpster
    Ah-ah-ah-ah, My Little Camera
    I used to wonder what pasta could be
    (My Little Rodent)
    Until you all shared its hunger with me
    Big Chalkboards!
    Tons of Grain!
    A Beautiful Chevy!
    Faithful and Strong!
    Sharing Surgery!
    It's an easy Criminal!
    And Orgasms make it all complete!
    My Little Pony
    Do you know you're all my very best Tax?


    that's very nice, chef
    but you skipped a "pony"

    no, iddnd't
    ijuts remplaced teh word "pony" with "pony" was all

    whatever
    can i get back toe work now? getting paid is good

    pfft, if you wanna be alame egghead, be my guest

    alright
    see you later than chef
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Tumblr? Yay!!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *adds "homestuck" to my Tumblr savior so as not to come upon spoilers*

    ...Well, there goes half my dashboard. -_-
  • The sadness will last forever.

    bees

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    questria Daily
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    http://sadpanda.us/images/916063-Y6K6RPZ.png
  • questria Daily
    What's its online edition called?
  • kidney failure

    HEE-HAW
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why do I think "something is rotten in the City and County of Denver" is funny?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hallelujah
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hallelujah
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