The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Notability still bothers me, somehow. It's not like there's any limitation on how many articles you can have, so why not have one for anything that exists?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm not sure, but maybe it has to do with accuracy and verifiability?

    sources that fail their notability policy tend not to be terribly reliable
  • edited 2015-11-20 17:45:36

    Otto Von Schirach no longer has a wikipedia page despite the fact that there have been a fair number of news articles about him, his albums have consistently been reviewed on notable websites and he's put out stuff on Ipecac
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Some moron just backed straight into the bus I was riding.

    Now we all have to get off and wait for the next bus while the drivers involved wait for the police. -_-
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    bleh
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Jeremy Hunt and the Piglover of Westminster
  • Cooking me some Swedish meatballs.

    Veggie meatballs.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Notability still bothers me, somehow. It's not like there's any limitation on how many articles you can have, so why not have one for anything that exists?

    iirc most of the policies like that are a way of keeping physics cranks off the wiki.  "no original research" is for sure.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    image

    (And naturally they chose today of all days.)

    daily mail readers: the old fascists
  • Meet the new fascists. Same as the old fascists.
  • Otto Von Schirach no longer has a wikipedia page despite the fact that there have been a fair number of news articles about him, his albums have consistently been reviewed on notable websites and he's put out stuff on Ipecac

    I don't think people realize how much ridiculous politicking goes into what does and does not have a Wikipedia article, and, if something has one, where it is.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A little more detail, now that I'm home:

    There were two buses that could take me out to the West Campus parking lots. I chose the less crowded one, because why wouldn't I?

    We made it as far as the stoplight by St. John Arena, but while we're waiting at the stoplight, the bus driver started honking his horn repeatedly. I was in the back of the bus, so I couldn't see what was going on, but then...BAM! Turns out the driver in front of us was reversing for some reason and backed his sedan straight into the front of the bus.

    So we were all like "what just happened?" and we ended up sitting around for like 5 minutes while the bus driver radios for help. While we're waiting, someone pulled the yellow cord and the loudspeaker was all "*bing* STOP REQUESTED" and everybody just laughed at the absurdity of the situation.

    Eventually, the driver has us all get off the bus, and we walk another half a block down to the next bus stop. Thankfully it was only a couple minutes before another West Campus-bound bus arrived.

    Nobody was hurt, thankfully, but both vehicles were damaged. The sedan got off worse, as you'd expect, with its rear bumper pretty crushed up. The bus got off easy but the right front turn signal lens was smashed to bits.

    I drove past on the way out just to get one last look. The police hadn't arrived yet, but they had a traffic control officer directing traffic around the stopped bus, at least.
  • Empty quiet coach on a fucking 125mph train.

    The bliss.
  • A little more detail, now that I'm home:


    There were two buses that could take me out to the West Campus parking lots. I chose the less crowded one, because why wouldn't I?

    We made it as far as the stoplight by St. John Arena, but while we're waiting at the stoplight, the bus driver started honking his horn repeatedly. I was in the back of the bus, so I couldn't see what was going on, but then...BAM! Turns out the driver in front of us was reversing for some reason and backed his sedan straight into the front of the bus.

    So we were all like "what just happened?" and we ended up sitting around for like 5 minutes while the bus driver radios for help. While we're waiting, someone pulled the yellow cord and the loudspeaker was all "*bing* STOP REQUESTED" and everybody just laughed at the absurdity of the situation.

    Eventually, the driver has us all get off the bus, and we walk another half a block down to the next bus stop. Thankfully it was only a couple minutes before another West Campus-bound bus arrived.

    Nobody was hurt, thankfully, but both vehicles were damaged. The sedan got off worse, as you'd expect, with its rear bumper pretty crushed up. The bus got off easy but the right front turn signal lens was smashed to bits.

    I drove past on the way out just to get one last look. The police hadn't arrived yet, but they had a traffic control officer directing traffic around the stopped bus, at least.
    That's like the time I was getting the bus into work and the bus was pulling out of the city centre and broke down next to the fucking Sheffield Inner City Ring Road: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheffield_Inner_Ring_Road

    It broke down at a bus stop, which was good. If I had broken down once it entered the Ring Road, we'd have fucked up everyone's morning, due to it being morning rush hour.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jeez, that sounds frustrating.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    one time the school bus broke down when I was in kindergarten

    for some reason I will remember this forever
  • one time the school bus broke down when I was in kindergarten

    for some reason I will remember this forever

    The wheels on that bus did not go round and round.

  • Jeez, that sounds frustrating.

    We were at Wicker on the map of the Ring Road, so not actually on the road itself. But nearly.

    And it was quite interesting just watching the cars go by. It was a built up area, so there were benches and shit.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^lolz
  • Fucking love train fuck ups
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • Yes, like that. That's what it feels like now
  • So fucking glad I had the sense to wear my Dr Martens
  • Fucking finally
  • I shall sleep like a dead baby tonight
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image

    This is the penultimate Apartment 3-G strip
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We poked fun at the deteriorating artwork for a while now but it's actually kinda sad that it's gonna end this way
  • Finally home
  • Life is Bizarre.

    The new hit crossover of Life is Strange and JoJo.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Joseph Joestar
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    Life is Bizarre.

    The new hit crossover of Life is Strange and JoJo.

    Would this be as gay, or gayer than the component parts?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    superultramegagay
  • what is gay about jjba
  • kill living beings
    jojo cries
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    manly tears
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Part 4 is basically a slice of life anime, but with punchghosts.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How do other people avoid raging at the fact that ridesharing companies aren't regulated to the point where they actually have to compete with taxi services instead of undercutting them by ignoring insurance requirements and such?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what's a ridesharing company
  • what's a ridesharing company

    Uber

    and uh

    the other one.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the Ubermensch?
  • it seems like a weird thing to rage over unless you are a cab driver
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dunno, it just seems like "oh, the taxi industry can't compete, too bad, that's capitalism"

    Whereas I'm angry at seeing the taxi industry suffering

    I don't even know why
  • TCP'd my face to deal with my spots.

    If I still have skin tomorrow, I'll let you know.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    if you don't have skin, you can be in a zombie flick or something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    degrees Celsius to Kelvin
  • kill living beings
    armed
  • You don't need an Uber, you don't need a cab
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    armed

    Are you worried about the sexy evil witches ambusing your sysadmin van?
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