You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also, traffic signals use red and green because those were the colors used in standardized railroad signals. The earliest traffic lights (in the 3-lamp configuration we think of today) were built from surplus railroad signal parts.
Originally railroad signals used red for "stop" and white for "go"...but there were a couple incidents where the red lens broke off, making the light look white, and...as you can imagine, that had some disastrous consequences. So green became "go" instead.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's funny how the red octagon that's become a globally recognized symbol for "stop"...has only existed about 60 years.
it's not even global. i think a few other countries use a different sign
There are some countries that use other signs, yeah, but think about how often you see it in other contexts. As icons in software, as warning symbols on product packaging, etc...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It would have worked better if he hadn't led with "not the statue"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(Princess Meredith is lying on the ground, which is unusual for her, because like Rainbow Dash or the Powerpuff Girls, she usually floats a bit off the ground)
GUARDSMAN RALPH: Is everything ok, princess?
PRINCESS MEREDITH: I want that bird fined!
RALPH: What happened?
MEREDITH: There was a bird leaving the big maple tree...but he made a left turn and failed to yield to an oncoming princess!
RALPH: And...
MEREDITH: And I smacked right into him! I want him cited under the Principal Traffic Code.
RALPH: I'm pretty sure the Principal Highway Code doesn't apply to birds.
MEREDITH: Wait, seriously? How could such an obvious oversight happen?
RALPH: First things first, Your Highness. Is the bird ok?
MEREDITH: I hope so. The paramedics are checking him out as we speak.
RALPH: You called an ambulance for a bird?
MEREDITH: Well, I thought I called an ambulance. But the one that showed up says "ECNALUBMA" on it instead.
RALPH: ...You called an ambulance for a bird.
MEREDITH: Well what else could I do? The nearest animal hospital is like two miles away and I don't want the poor bird to suffer, even if he is a reckless flyer.
RALPH: That's...kinda sweet, actually, in that odd Meredithian way.
ahahahah, apparently JonTron's fans are pissed that he can't have a Wikipedia page because he hasn't been covered in the media.
There was a time when the notability policies would have pissed me off, but in an age where you can haul your ass over to Wikia and pump that full of trivia and in-jokes instead, I don't see why relatively minor YouTube celebrities have to be on Wikipedia.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
"put Shrek in Smash"
no just no
Fml
You share a birthday with my dad. Weird. Happy belated birthday, dude.
He brings up DeMilo, and then that doesn't play into the punchline
...when is this from?
I think I like this Liberal Batman.
GUARDSMAN RALPH: Is everything ok, princess?
PRINCESS MEREDITH: I want that bird fined!
RALPH: What happened?
MEREDITH: There was a bird leaving the big maple tree...but he made a left turn and failed to yield to an oncoming princess!
RALPH: And...
MEREDITH: And I smacked right into him! I want him cited under the Principal Traffic Code.
RALPH: I'm pretty sure the Principal Highway Code doesn't apply to birds.
MEREDITH: Wait, seriously? How could such an obvious oversight happen?
RALPH: First things first, Your Highness. Is the bird ok?
MEREDITH: I hope so. The paramedics are checking him out as we speak.
RALPH: You called an ambulance for a bird?
MEREDITH: Well, I thought I called an ambulance. But the one that showed up says "ECNALUBMA" on it instead.
RALPH: ...You called an ambulance for a bird.
MEREDITH: Well what else could I do? The nearest animal hospital is like two miles away and I don't want the poor bird to suffer, even if he is a reckless flyer.
RALPH: That's...kinda sweet, actually, in that odd Meredithian way.
MEREDITH: I suppose I can get up now.
The weather is shit
What do I do in those two hours?
Do work? Do research? Pack my things?
Nope, just play on my PS3.
(And naturally they chose today of all days.)