A train departs from Ohtori Station traveling at 80 MPH and carrying an unknown number of passengers.
There are 5 people on the tracks, and if you push the fat man nearby onto them, those people will be saved at the cost of the fat man's life, and derailing the train. The fat man can do the same. If you both decide to push, both of you die and the people on the tracks spontaneously combust. If neither of you push, the people are teleported to safety.
The fat man is also in a box containing a radioactive source and a vial of poison, and is thus simultaneously alive and dead.
How fast is the train going when it arrives at Fuyuki Station?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I'm pretty sure I figured out quantum physics by reading up on how fluorescent lights work. At least, that's how I remember it. I also remember being completely mystified by "holes" in bipolar transistors.
This was all before I had a proper chemistry class in high school, so what I knew was pieced together from old books from my bio-dad's stash and from the library.
also i like how the ninjas probably had one of them as an incompetent american probably with broken grammar in the original, so the localization just made him a ninja turtle
John Jentilman, Adam Barleycorn, William Littlefair, John Cherryman, John Merriman, Gilbert Uncouth, Roger Mouse, Henry Alansman, Thomas Marmaduke, Walter Mustard, John Fairjohn, Roger Litilannotson, John Stoutlook, William Teddi, Robert Punchun, Stephen Sabyne, Robert Litany, Alan Paternoster, Robert Benedicite, Guerric Kissdevil, Robert Stoutandgay
you and 500 utilons are the only surviving utility in the world, 300 on one boat and 200 and yourself on the other. suddenly, both boats spring a leak...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've been seeing the Google Street View car around town the past few days
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
it's what happens when you grew up liking baby looney tunes. it's bad. i know that i liked bad things, you see
I found that show an acceptable time filler in my youth, now I understand more why the idea is so insipid and that it's a sign of how un-kind WB has been to pretty much any IPs that aren't Tom and Jerry (for a certain definition of un-kind) or Scooby-Doo these last two decades
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I want to write about a little girl who's actually a genius but I dunno if I'd be able to make it funny
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well like, she's a super genius but doesn't make a big deal out of it
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There are 5 people on the tracks, and if you push the fat man nearby onto them, those people will be saved at the cost of the fat man's life, and derailing the train. The fat man can do the same. If you both decide to push, both of you die and the people on the tracks spontaneously combust. If neither of you push, the people are teleported to safety.
The fat man is also in a box containing a radioactive source and a vial of poison, and is thus simultaneously alive and dead.
How fast is the train going when it arrives at Fuyuki Station?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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That is to say, the number of monkeys and number of hours it would take those monkeys to recreate that work.
Instead I'm laying in bed with a fat bowl of Coco Pops.
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