The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A train departs from Ohtori Station traveling at 80 MPH and carrying an unknown number of passengers.

    There are 5 people on the tracks, and if you push the fat man nearby onto them, those people will be saved at the cost of the fat man's life, and derailing the train. The fat man can do the same. If you both decide to push, both of you die and the people on the tracks spontaneously combust. If neither of you push, the people are teleported to safety.

    The fat man is also in a box containing a radioactive source and a vial of poison, and is thus simultaneously alive and dead.

    How fast is the train going when it arrives at Fuyuki Station?
  • kill living beings
    60 mph as per safety regs
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Man, even the Daily Mail finds the militarised cops terrifying.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    🎵You're a moron, Mr Trump
    You really are a jerk
    You're a racist sexist nitwit and you drive us all berserk, Mr Trump 🎵
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm pretty sure I figured out quantum physics by reading up on how fluorescent lights work. At least, that's how I remember it. I also remember being completely mystified by "holes" in bipolar transistors.

    This was all before I had a proper chemistry class in high school, so what I knew was pieced together from old books from my bio-dad's stash and from the library.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Petition to rename Shoot To Kill to Shoot First, Ask Questions Later, so that people actually understand what the policy entails.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

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    i read this lp after you showed me which game it was, and imho mum missile
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Mum missile?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i didn't watch all the videos, is the thing, so i got through it really fast.  you'll see at the end
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    also i like how the ninjas probably had one of them as an incompetent american probably with broken grammar in the original, so the localization just made him a ninja turtle
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  • kill living beings
    John Jentilman, Adam Barleycorn, William Littlefair, John Cherryman, John Merriman, Gilbert Uncouth, Roger Mouse, Henry Alansman, Thomas Marmaduke, Walter Mustard, John Fairjohn, Roger Litilannotson, John Stoutlook, William Teddi, Robert Punchun, Stephen Sabyne, Robert Litany, Alan Paternoster, Robert Benedicite, Guerric Kissdevil, Robert Stoutandgay
  • ok the SD card thing was not the problem

    installing windows 8.1 again
  • I think we should measure the objective worth of media through the M#.

    That is to say, the number of monkeys and number of hours it would take those monkeys to recreate that work.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    A monkey could probably make better art than Foodfight.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    I think we should measure the objective worth of media through the M#.

    That is to say, the number of monkeys and number of hours it would take those monkeys to recreate that work.

    the only works of media with quantifiable objective worth are those composed almost entirely of the letter S
  • I'm gonna quantify utility
  • Objective objectives featuring adjective objects ejecting with trajectories.
  • Objectively, objective objects object abjectness. 
  • I have a mock literature review to write up and an in class Biology test to revise for. Both for tomorrow morning.

    Instead I'm laying in bed with a fat bowl of Coco Pops.
  • edited 2015-11-18 20:27:08
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    I'm gonna quantify utility

    you and 500 utilons are the only surviving utility in the world, 300 on one boat and 200 and yourself on the other.  suddenly, both boats spring a leak...
  • Jane said:

    Objectively, objective objects object abjectness. 

    "Provably, entities we are sure exist tend to dislike poor conditions".
  • One was a racehorse. Two was one too. One won a race. Two won one too.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

  • I must be tired because words don't even look like words any more.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    also we're doing fuckery
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've been seeing the Google Street View car around town the past few days
  • Counterpoint: The Google Street View car has been seeing you around town
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I notice that most of the people here aren't as prone to nostalgia as I am.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Or we just don't talk about it as much...
  • kill living beings
    it's what happens when you grew up liking baby looney tunes. it's bad. i know that i liked bad things, you see
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    it's what happens when you grew up liking baby looney tunes. it's bad. i know that i liked bad things, you see

    I found that show an acceptable time filler in my youth, now I understand more why the idea is so insipid and that it's a sign of how un-kind WB has been to pretty much any IPs that aren't Tom and Jerry (for a certain definition of un-kind) or Scooby-Doo these last two decades
  • kill living beings
    i also watched actual looney tunes, which were good, and sort of nostalgic but only in a weird way because they were already decades old
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I get nostalgic over Boomerang, which means I am nostalgic for nostalgia
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to write about a little girl who's actually a genius but I dunno if I'd be able to make it funny
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I want to write about a little girl who's actually a genius but I dunno if I'd be able to make it funny

    What do you mean "actually a genius"?

    Like in secret? Because characters like Dexter or my version of Augie Doggie are OPENLY smart
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well like, she's a super genius but doesn't make a big deal out of it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't understand why picking on people who are already societal punching bags is somehow "edgy" and "daring"
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Anonus said:

    I don't understand why picking on people who are already societal punching bags is somehow "edgy" and "daring"

    Me neither.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Anonus said:

    I don't understand why picking on people who are already societal punching bags is somehow "edgy" and "daring"

    Me neither.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    indeed
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Is it "bah-seel" or "beh-zahl"?

    I always pronounce it as the former.
  • edited 2015-11-19 05:48:52
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Persimmons are okay.
  • kill living beings
    plenipotentiary
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