The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I do like how they tell you to move it to your inbox from the spam folder, since they finally caught onto the fact that any decent webmail client disables links in messages flagged as spam
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    why do those things always look like they were written by someone who failed sixth grade

    they only want to actually deal with the biggest suckers because someone who isn't the sort of sucker to fall for a horrifically misspelled message is more likely to realize it's bullshit halfway in and waste their time
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Let's Encrypt has pushed back the launching of the public beta until December 3rd


    I suppose I shouldn't whine too much since we're already in the private beta

    But it's always disappointing to see such a promising project suffer repeated delays
    i'm just waiting for the nginx client
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Calica said:

    why do those things always look like they were written by someone who failed sixth grade

    they only want to actually deal with the biggest suckers because someone who isn't the sort of sucker to fall for a horrifically misspelled message is more likely to realize it's bullshit halfway in and waste their time
    makes sense I guess
  • decided to update windows and now my computer says that my hard drive has failed

    well now I know what I'll be doing for the rest of the evening
  • diagnostic tools say that the hard drive is fine

    seems windows has... fucked up
  • winnndooooowwwwwssss
  • people wonder why I refuse to upgrade to Windows 10.

    I hope your issues resolve themselves swiftly and cleanly naney.
  • I don't think being on an earlier version of Windows would stop dumb things from happening
  • Yeah but the actual upgrading process is always a dicey endeavor at the best of times.
  • ok so the windows 10 november update fucks up so bad that it cannot be recovered and I need to reinstall windows 8.1, which means that I am stuck with 8.1 as when I try to go to 10 it grabs the most recent version which curls up and dies when I try to install it

    that's lovely
  • what the actual fuck did you do microsoft
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    that is fucked up.  it took me forever to get this laptop to actually recognize the windows 10 update being a thing, which is annoying because it came with 8.1 which is hell, but now that it's on 10 it's fine
  • I'm going to have to install Windows twice in the same night and I guess I'll spend a good chunk of Thursday troubleshooting uughhhh
  • I mean, I don't even know why this is happening
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image

    D:
  • strictly for aesthetic reasons
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    image

    D:

    is it really that bad in London
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    anyway if those people were on the streets every day I would be fucking scared
  • I feel so ill...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :(
  • Anonus said:

    anyway if those people were on the streets every day I would be fucking scared

    I've probably told this story before, but I was in New Orleans a couple of years after Hurricane Katrina and martial law was still in effect--humvees full of soldiers from the local base patrolling the streets. I was lying down on the front yard of the place we were staying at (a gutted, cockroach infested church--good preparation for living in Brooklyn) and two of them came up to me, rifles slung over their shoulders, and said I wasn't allowed to be doing that. Because apparently it looked like I was dead? I just nodded, kept my mouth shut and went inside.

    In retrospect, considering the neighborhood was almost entirely black, that was extremely tame compared to what a lot of people must have gone through.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Probably :(
  • Have to go to the library

    In too much pain to move

    The weather is a bit shit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Boob Fairy
  • When your baby boobs fall out, leave them under your pillow for money?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't even wanna think about how that would work
  • you should have thought about how you didn't want to think about that

    before you invoked t h e b o o b f a i r y
  • He has no serious editors and nobody's going to tell him that, as a critic once said of John Hawkes, "his quirks became affectations and his affectations became his style."

    Also I'm pretty sure his fine motor skills literally are very deteriorated at this point

  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Hammer's Slammers sounds like a 90's card/book/cartoon/toy line.

    It isn't. It's a series of short stories about a futuristic tank battery.
  • Bit windy out.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    why would anyone want militarized police around unless they are scared, or unless they want to be the police
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As far as I'm concerned, if the only way I can tell you're a civilian police officer and not a soldier ready for combat is the giant word "POLICE" emblazoned on your uniform, things have gone horribly, horribly wrong.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to like chemistry. I mean, I really do. You get to go in the lab and mess around with dangerous chemicals and watch them react and heat them over and open flame and it's all kinda fun!

    But so much of it is, effectively, purely conceptual. Yes, subatomic particles actually exist, but I can't interact directly with them in any meaningful way, so it ends up being a bunch of theoretical stuff that I can't quite wrap my head around. Energy levels and orbitals and quantum numbers...I find it hard to make any sense of it all.

    Does anyone else have this problem?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I found orbitals and all that pretty easy to understand, since I'd studied electronics before chemistry, and the behavior of electrons is pretty important there. That and I knew basic organic chemistry before I actually knew how covalent bonds worked :o
  • lee4hmz said:

    why would anyone want militarized police around unless they are scared, or unless they want to be the police

    aesthetic
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Also: Literal fascists, pathological gun fetishists.
  • I just want to curl up in a ball and curse my womanly parts
  • kill living beings
    Jane said:

    Also also: Biological gun fetishists.

    what's all this then
  • kill living beings
    lee4hmz said:

    I found orbitals and all that pretty easy to understand, since I'd studied electronics before chemistry, and the behavior of electrons is pretty important there.

    really? i haven't gotten shit about quantum except pretty vaguely in transistors
  • edited 2015-11-18 17:32:41
    I've understood everything that's been explained to me except, oddly enough, the double slit experiment
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Is a biological gun just the Hivehand from Half-Life?
  • it's someone who, when faced with an M-16, attempts to fuck it.
  • kill living beings
    Kexruct said:

    I've understood everything that's been explained to me except, oddly enough, the double slit experiment



    check
    and remember you never knew anything
  • A delayed choice quantum eraser experiment, first performed by Yoon-Ho Kim, R. Yu, S.P. Kulik, Y.H. Shih and Marlan O. Scully,[1] and reported in early 1999, is an elaboration on the quantum eraser experiment that incorporates concepts considered in Wheeler's delayed choice experiment. The experiment was designed to investigate peculiar consequences of the well-known double slit experiment in quantum mechanics as well as the consequences of quantum entanglement.

    The delayed choice quantum eraser experiment investigates a paradox. If a photon manifests itself as though it had come by a single path to the detector, then "common sense" (which Wheeler and others challenge) says it must have entered the double-slit device as a particle. If a photon manifests itself as though it had come by two indistinguishable paths, then it must have entered the double-slit device as a wave. If the experimental apparatus is changed while the photon is in mid‑flight, then the photon should reverse its original "decision" as to whether to be a wave or a particle. Wheeler pointed out that when these assumptions are applied to a device of interstellar dimensions, a last-minute decision made on earth on how to observe a photon could alter a decision made millions or even billions of years ago.

    While delayed choice experiments have confirmed the seeming ability of measurements made on photons in the present to alter events occurring in the past, this requires a non-standard view of QM. If a photon in flight is interpreted as being in a so-called "superposition of states," i.e. if it is interpreted as something that has the potentiality to manifest as a particle or wave, but during its time in flight is neither, then there is no time paradox. This is the standard view, and recent experiments have supported it.[clarification needed][2][3]

    Hahaha.

    Ah.
  • ...my problem last night was caused by having an SD card in the SD card slot

    im so mad
  • kill living beings
    well, actually it gets worse

    ...my problem last night was caused by having an SD card in the SD card slot


    im so mad
    ouch
  • WHY WOULD HAVING AN SD CARD IN FUCK THINGS UP THAT BAD

    WHAT THE FUCK
  • I've had leaving a controller not-quite-plugged-in all the way cause a bluescreen before.

    Computers are magic.
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