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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    (And of course, devastating critiques of fascism consisting entirely of pictures of Nicki Minaj)
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I'm sure this is hilarious to someone.

    yes, me
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    :3 said:

    Torgo said:

    exactly
    And on the same note, metal music is terrible.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Torgo said:

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    Oh dear.
    Torgo said:

    :3 said:

    Torgo said:

    exactly
    And on the same note, metal music is terrible.

    Stop.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    He must have filled that tub with some pretty damn cold water for the snowman to not melt
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Also, I hate to spoil the joke, but the beau knows plenty about philosophy. He just finds the dialogue about it here extremely tedious.
  • 0vvvv0 said:

    Tiny said:

    The only thing that plays on the radio on Friday nights are club songs

    I have no problem with this

    As a purveyor of fine Music of Clubs with only a small degree of access to it in a mainstream setting, I envy this.

    (When I get my radio show in 2016, though, I'm going to turn the basement of a classroom building into Pacha Ibiza. It's going to be awesome.)

    May I recommend you check out Rose Red Flechette? You might dig their/his work.
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    This is good. I like this. It satisfies my more Health-like desires with gusto.
  • What is even happening here?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Good!
  • edited 2015-10-16 20:47:51
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  • 0vvvv0 said:

    Also, I hate to spoil the joke, but the beau knows plenty about philosophy. He just finds the dialogue about it here extremely tedious.

    I know enough to know that I don't really want to know more
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    That's fine.
  • evidently it isnt
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    :3 said:

    evidently it isnt

    Okay, it isn't.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    What is even happening here?


  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Fuck if I know.
  • boooooo beeeeeees
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Obligatory:


  • My dreams exceed my real life
    What's happening is I cannot even attempt silliness without messing it up and making everyone think I'm a terrible human being.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I got that you were joking but it was kind of abrasive and a little to close to when you're, uh, not joking.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BOO BEES!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    Franklin is learning how things work around here.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    let me tell you about pumpkinstuck
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    I like to imagine these two characters are gay, and are going to have sex in the shower.

    Because fuck, at least someone should be enjoying themselves in Funkie Winkerbean.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Torgo said:

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    I like to imagine these two characters are gay, and are going to have sex in the shower.

    Because fuck, at least someone should be enjoying themselves in Funkie Winkerbean.

    One can only hope.

    Awkward place to get it on, but I don't judge.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    people using laptops in a public park? who does that anymore...a coffee shop or a library, sure, but al fresco I'd expect people to be diddling around with their phones.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    lee4hmz said:

    people using laptops in a public park? who does that anymore...a coffee shop or a library, sure, but al fresco I'd expect people to be diddling around with their phones.

    Compu-Toon
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    0vvvv0 said:

    Torgo said:

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    I like to imagine these two characters are gay, and are going to have sex in the shower.

    Because fuck, at least someone should be enjoying themselves in Funkie Winkerbean.

    One can only hope.

    Awkward place to get it on, but I don't judge.
    Truth be told, I'm still bitter about this

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    Don't worry loyal readers! Non-standard sexualities will not be portrayed in THIS misery porn!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Torgo said:

    0vvvv0 said:

    Torgo said:

    image


    I like to imagine these two characters are gay, and are going to have sex in the shower.

    Because fuck, at least someone should be enjoying themselves in Funkie Winkerbean.

    One can only hope.

    Awkward place to get it on, but I don't judge.
    Truth be told, I'm still bitter about this

    image

    Don't worry loyal readers! Non-standard sexualities will not be portrayed in THIS misery porn!

    Yeah, that's a thing.

    If he were both, now that would be interesting. If maybe a touch stereotypical.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Torgo said:

    Don't worry loyal readers! Non-standard sexualities will not be portrayed in THIS misery porn!

    Honestly we should probably consider ourselves lucky to have escaped such damnation
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Torgo said:

    Don't worry loyal readers! Non-standard sexualities will not be portrayed in THIS misery porn!

    Honestly we should probably consider ourselves lucky to have escaped such damnation
    Point.
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    0vvvv0 said:

    Torgo said:

    0vvvv0 said:

    Torgo said:

    image


    I like to imagine these two characters are gay, and are going to have sex in the shower.

    Because fuck, at least someone should be enjoying themselves in Funkie Winkerbean.

    One can only hope.

    Awkward place to get it on, but I don't judge.
    Truth be told, I'm still bitter about this

    image

    Don't worry loyal readers! Non-standard sexualities will not be portrayed in THIS misery porn!

    Yeah, that's a thing.

    If he were both, now that would be interesting. If maybe a touch stereotypical.
    That's... not a stereotype I've ever heard of.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    0vvvv0 said:

    Torgo said:

    0vvvv0 said:

    Torgo said:

    image


    I like to imagine these two characters are gay, and are going to have sex in the shower.

    Because fuck, at least someone should be enjoying themselves in Funkie Winkerbean.

    One can only hope.

    Awkward place to get it on, but I don't judge.
    Truth be told, I'm still bitter about this

    image

    Don't worry loyal readers! Non-standard sexualities will not be portrayed in THIS misery porn!

    Yeah, that's a thing.

    If he were both, now that would be interesting. If maybe a touch stereotypical.
    That's... not a stereotype I've ever heard of.

    Bisexual as mentally or emotionally unstable individual, sometimes dangerous or sociopathic? That's an unsettlingly common one. I mean, I don't know to what degree this hypothetical instance would avoid it by, say, realistically and sympathetically portraying mental illness and establishing it as generally separate from the character's sexuality, but it's up there with the crazy lesbian so far as "common implicitly homophobic/biphobic tropes" go.
  • kill living beings
    bipolarsexual

    bisexualpolar
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    polarsexual: a zoophile who's only attracted to polar bears
  • edited 2015-10-16 21:54:22
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    ...oh dear, this is Pluggers with more computers, isn't it. -_-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Nah, Pluggers is far more coherent.
  • kill living beings
    it's not really pluggers. it's just magical, because it's hard to tell what it has to do with computers.
  • sredni is a well known bisexual and dangerously cute and ferociously nibble-tastic
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, I noticed that this comic just doesn't make any sense. Why are there computers in it if no one really discusses them (except to make the occasional attempt at a zinger about how cell phones are weird)?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    :3 said:

    sredni is a well known bisexual and dangerously cute and ferociously nibble-tastic


    *...*

    >vvvvvvvv>
  • I just want to die
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It passes, dear. It really does.
  • 0vvvv0 said:

    :3 said:

    sredni is a well known bisexual and dangerously cute and ferociously nibble-tastic


    *...*

    >vvvvvvvv>
    :3c
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    *pounces; drags off to lair*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Current status: listening to Billy Joel and wishing I were literally Star Butterfly
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